Post ASkKcSUYlu76RwwSCu by GrumpyOldNurse@spinster.xyz
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(DIR) Post #ASjU1wEI39v0Leb27E by Piss_Ant@spinster.xyz
2023-02-16T09:20:06.271678Z
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You wake up tomorrow and you weigh 600 lbs. You must choose one route:
(DIR) Post #ASjUCDaeMHIZ5SxNuC by Gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz
2023-02-16T09:21:57.845385Z
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@Piss_Ant You are a bad lady and I'm glad to know you š¤£
(DIR) Post #ASjWg5yFS2fy3HMwAi by Piss_Ant@spinster.xyz
2023-02-16T09:49:46.117131Z
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@Gelatinousrube :blob_blowing_kiss:
(DIR) Post #ASjdKzzpAX0b7Uzfnc by soulless_guarantee@chudbuds.lol
2023-02-16T10:28:12.792762Z
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Well, i can think of one youtuber who tried 3 of these yet still didn't lose weight.... so diet teas it is, I guess
(DIR) Post #ASkK7hyPA7sfUHErT6 by polarisera@gleasonator.com
2023-02-16T19:03:48.609454Z
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@Piss_Ant We all want to be part of the world wide experiment in a new diabetes drug.
(DIR) Post #ASkKcSUYlu76RwwSCu by GrumpyOldNurse@spinster.xyz
2023-02-16T19:09:22.320001Z
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@polarisera @Piss_Ant 'Want' is kind of irrelevant at this point?
(DIR) Post #ASkNyVsJAqTDAwG3YO by polarisera@gleasonator.com
2023-02-16T19:46:58.122396Z
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@GrumpyOldNurse @Piss_Ant so cynical
(DIR) Post #ASkO8IG0evVHpw0XdA by GrumpyOldNurse@spinster.xyz
2023-02-16T19:48:44.234398Z
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@polarisera @Piss_Ant Cynical or realist?Toh-MAY-toe, toh-MAH-toe...
(DIR) Post #ASkOItTt7Hz0BEYOye by polarisera@gleasonator.com
2023-02-16T19:50:39.132794Z
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@GrumpyOldNurse @Piss_Ant Piss_Ant keeps selling her kelp-health discoveries to Pfizer, and they keep destroying the evidence. Was $1000 for a kelp-based cure for diabetes now destroyed by Pfizer worth it? One-time cures are very bad for business.
(DIR) Post #ASkRHmhj7vAOjeBoVk by Piss_Ant@spinster.xyz
2023-02-16T20:24:04.466911Z
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@polarisera @GrumpyOldNurse I like how in this timeline I'm a genius but I'm also so stupid I sell my patents for $1000
(DIR) Post #ASkRdPrgiuvwGsACiO by polarisera@gleasonator.com
2023-02-16T20:27:58.305260Z
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@Piss_Ant @GrumpyOldNurse Pfizer has that video of you, you know the one. You'll do anything to keep from being outed, including handing over all your discoveries.
(DIR) Post #ASkTj7cVfbCxKcudZA by Piss_Ant@spinster.xyz
2023-02-16T20:51:24.383201Z
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@polarisera @GrumpyOldNurse they have my "hole" life int heir hands
(DIR) Post #ASkybL1B4Q759ADdZI by GrumpyOldNurse@spinster.xyz
2023-02-17T02:37:21.847104Z
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@Piss_Ant @polarisera You should kelp it to yourself...
(DIR) Post #ASlINHpw6FL4JEXQEy by PennyLope@spinster.xyz
2023-02-17T06:18:55.406077Z
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@Piss_Ant I chose meth because my house could do with a good clean.
(DIR) Post #ASlQy1pHOAf508GHvk by LostInCalifornia@spinster.xyz
2023-02-17T07:55:12.766739Z
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@Piss_Ant I find some scheme that wants to pay me my weight in gold. I collect. Then I get gastric surgery. Easy peasy.
(DIR) Post #ASlVXseTNM2EmzYewK by You_cat_to_be_kitten_me@spinster.xyz
2023-02-17T08:14:48.101194Z
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@Piss_Ant Keep the weight and train as a sumo wrestler. Of course that may not be sexy enough for some, but Iād rather be feared.
(DIR) Post #ASlVYaBxUjN1pIYVbU by stingray@spinster.xyz
2023-02-17T08:03:49.526731Z
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@Piss_Ant I was going to say anyone who picked diet tea has probably never experienced IBS/lactose intolerance/etc, but then I thought maybe they have. Maybe they have IBS and the diarrhea tea would just feel normal.Anyway it was hard to choose between crack and meth, but I went with crack. I said the US should go back to solving all its problems with cocaine and I fucking meant it.
(DIR) Post #ASlVa1YNFbBOyajAOm by Piss_Ant@spinster.xyz
2023-02-17T08:46:54.012109Z
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@stingray All politicians need to be crackheads
(DIR) Post #ASlVgpjdaawCLjF7Xk by Raunchel@spinster.xyz
2023-02-17T07:50:38.692426Z
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@Piss_Ant Why on earth would I stop with losing just half of that? I'd want to get back to my usual weight so losing 500 it is. And then the answer of course is all of the above along with a strict diet and way too much exercise.
(DIR) Post #ASlVgqJ5SnII7fpQnY by Piss_Ant@spinster.xyz
2023-02-17T08:48:02.867537Z
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@Raunchel Well after the 300 you can choose to keep your regime or switch it up
(DIR) Post #ASnzAMFp35mMafeCxs by Gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz
2023-02-18T13:27:49.902964Z
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@Piss_Ant What would P_A do? I chose diet tea as the option least likely to wreak havoc on my broken cells. I mean excessive pooping, kind of a hobby anyway, NGL
(DIR) Post #ASoi9Jddmitm7pfKD2 by Piss_Ant@spinster.xyz
2023-02-18T21:51:52.276050Z
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@Gelatinousrube I'd do crack or ozympic. Probably crack tbh lol š cus ozympic when u stop u gain the weight back. Crack sounds fun. Meth just makes me really hyper and then makes me cry all night.