Post ASjjvi5JKFyw0YRrQO by UnityOstara@poa.st
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(DIR) Post #ASjLGdzPFVZMXAZWPA by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st
2023-02-16T07:41:54.677855Z
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Have you ever wondered what it means to *actually* be an American?I present to you: the Bacon Cheeseburger and Milkshake test.A bacon cheeseburger with a milkshake fundamentally consists of:-Bacon-Beef burger Patty-Cheese-Buns-The milkshakeA person's BCM score is the number of these things that they would demand be removed/replaced in order to eat it. For example, someone who refuses to eat bacon scores a 1.A true American scores 0 on this test.A pussy American scores 1 on this test - the mildly lactose intolerant or gluten-free people.Anyone who scores 2 or more is not American, and can never be American. These are jews (no bacon and must remove cheese to keep kosher), vegetarians/vegans (bacon/patty), and people who cannot *at all* process lactose (cheese *and* milkshake).
(DIR) Post #ASjLRuQ8UzgqgCRiyW by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st
2023-02-16T07:43:57.476741Z
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Naturally this is the best test because tests involving Americans should involve burgers.D-oVOfrVUAEjqjX.jpg
(DIR) Post #ASjLSqdG4MeJDh21Ts by clora@rot.gives
2023-02-16T07:44:05.215114Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating i will not drink a milkshake.i will eat all of these components separately, however i will *not* eat a burger patty with a bun—i've never had a burger, and i'm really committed to that at this point.what kind of kike am i?
(DIR) Post #ASjLeijlFVAYCzjbnc by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st
2023-02-16T07:46:16.408591Z
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@clora If you would eat a stack of bacon/beef patty/cheese, then your score is 2.Sorry to say, your US citizenship will be revoked promptly.
(DIR) Post #ASjLfTrW2UIaMeixua by SuperSnekFriend@poa.st
2023-02-16T07:46:24.764664Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating Do you mind if I get the best of each though? :jahy_want:
(DIR) Post #ASjLjuJJe9LHYDq2Hg by confederatehobo@mugicha.club
2023-02-16T07:47:12.828282Z
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I'll rubber-stamp it.
(DIR) Post #ASjLmhWPeRc0kwIRDU by LordMordred@poa.st
2023-02-16T07:47:42.991466Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating
(DIR) Post #ASjLovzEqGfQCIqPJ2 by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st
2023-02-16T07:48:07.159521Z
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@SuperSnekFriend Feel free - you should assume the bacon/beef/cheese/buns/milkshake are to your liking, as long as the cheese is "actual cheese," the bacon is "from a pig," the beef is "from a cow," the buns are "made of wheat," and the milkshake is "made from milk."So, for example, a patty melt with bacon is a "bacon cheeseburger."
(DIR) Post #ASjLpaf7bxwALmkQ8u by clora@rot.gives
2023-02-16T07:48:13.122637Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating i mean that sounds disgusting but i guess i'd eat it. im so glad im a real kike
(DIR) Post #ASjM45axOtmALCiHxo by MeBigbrain@poa.st
2023-02-16T07:50:51.682870Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating Give me the bacon cheeseburger milkshake. I will pass this test
(DIR) Post #ASjM917nRsGnvNQJzk by Bro-Drillard@poa.st
2023-02-16T07:51:45.116606Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating I score a -1 because I also want an egg on that patty.
(DIR) Post #ASjMI29D10Y1hdNqIy by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st
2023-02-16T07:53:22.638245Z
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@Bro-Drillard Lots of good things to do with the above formula.Onion/mushrooms. Avocado/paprika. The conventional tomato/lettuce/onion.
(DIR) Post #ASjMTqxASdS4SYO4no by SuperSnekFriend@poa.st
2023-02-16T07:55:30.952965Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating The milkshake on the far right of the first pic is my milkshake and this burger is my burger choice. :cum:
(DIR) Post #ASjMZLR2YdMwReyjZI by SuperSnekFriend@poa.st
2023-02-16T07:56:30.539356Z
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@Bro-Drillard @ceo_of_monoeye_dating >egg on a pattyA Cadillac burger?You're an honorary American! :Salute:
(DIR) Post #ASjMb2M2TCl1qYRiqm by LordMordred@poa.st
2023-02-16T07:56:48.782833Z
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@SuperSnekFriend @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Those milkshakes look like a diabetic coma waiting to happen
(DIR) Post #ASjMbDzRD3oDvvxqHw by MeBigbrain@poa.st
2023-02-16T07:56:51.027126Z
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@SuperSnekFriend @ceo_of_monoeye_dating That's hot stuff.
(DIR) Post #ASjMeOzwjoGmwYiWvo by Paleloon@poa.st
2023-02-16T07:54:59.150992Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating this is just what i order when i go to a burger place wheres the test?
(DIR) Post #ASjMhE4xn7GTwnPVY0 by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2023-02-16T07:57:55.895379Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating >Only scored a 1i DON'T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN
(DIR) Post #ASjMkLI5R1RJBO2DIW by graf@poa.st
2023-02-16T07:58:27.433088Z
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@WoodshopHandman @ceo_of_monoeye_dating just opened a steam whistle while reading this. welcome home hoser
(DIR) Post #ASjMn4kdNvgwkrgtl2 by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st
2023-02-16T07:58:59.376102Z
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@SuperSnekFriend monoeye for you please enjoyMAGAGazer.png
(DIR) Post #ASjMzA7vDyMWtzLZXk by SuperSnekFriend@poa.st
2023-02-16T08:01:10.467964Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCETO THE EYEOF THE MONOEYE STATES OF MAMONOMERICAAND TO THE QUEENDOM FOR WHICH IT STANDSONE EYESUPER SEXYWITH MARRIAGE AND CHILDREN FOR ALL
(DIR) Post #ASjN6sJTL5cXyEQXuS by Crux_Invictus@poa.st
2023-02-16T08:02:34.224264Z
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@SuperSnekFriend @Bro-Drillard @ceo_of_monoeye_dating As per usual it falls to the Australians to show the Seppos how it's done.
(DIR) Post #ASjNOf1XUFevy1WIam by SuperSnekFriend@poa.st
2023-02-16T08:05:46.859320Z
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@Crux_Invictus @Bro-Drillard @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Yum! :jahy_want:
(DIR) Post #ASjNUJGXIPcSDtEDYm by LordMordred@poa.st
2023-02-16T08:06:48.150777Z
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@Crux_Invictus @SuperSnekFriend @Bro-Drillard @ceo_of_monoeye_dating pretty tall burger how does one even attack such a sandwich?
(DIR) Post #ASjNYHEwlkW76CNQEi by SuperSnekFriend@poa.st
2023-02-16T08:07:31.235963Z
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@LordMordred @Crux_Invictus @Bro-Drillard @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Practice mewling and other ways to make your jaw a man-jaw. :02nod:
(DIR) Post #ASjNbY5OaoUoDMTA24 by LordMordred@poa.st
2023-02-16T08:08:06.627803Z
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@SuperSnekFriend @Crux_Invictus @Bro-Drillard @ceo_of_monoeye_dating cool so i'm just gonna smash it down a bit or take a knife and cut it
(DIR) Post #ASjNh6RGIWNyCnLTsG by Crux_Invictus@poa.st
2023-02-16T08:09:07.062451Z
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@LordMordred @SuperSnekFriend @Bro-Drillard @ceo_of_monoeye_dating You squish it and wrangle it like you're Steve Irwin wrangling a croc.It will be messy but you will be True Blue.
(DIR) Post #ASjO1ybccDXpze91fs by LordMordred@poa.st
2023-02-16T08:12:53.179326Z
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@Crux_Invictus @SuperSnekFriend @Bro-Drillard @ceo_of_monoeye_dating I miss Steve
(DIR) Post #ASjO4tnawZfXxC8dxw by SuperSnekFriend@poa.st
2023-02-16T08:13:24.977775Z
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@LordMordred @Crux_Invictus @Bro-Drillard @ceo_of_monoeye_dating We all do. :02sad:
(DIR) Post #ASjOASP3iI2Gj0JQ7U by LordMordred@poa.st
2023-02-16T08:14:25.146349Z
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@SuperSnekFriend @Crux_Invictus @Bro-Drillard @ceo_of_monoeye_dating I know he's up there in heaven wrestling crocs with Jesus
(DIR) Post #ASjOHyhy0E36wak6Hw by SuperSnekFriend@poa.st
2023-02-16T08:15:46.743260Z
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@LordMordred @Crux_Invictus @Bro-Drillard @ceo_of_monoeye_dating I don't know what his religion was when he was alive. But one hopes he accept the Gospel. :jahy_sad:
(DIR) Post #ASjQ2Dgwj5n8gosXuy by CatLord@poa.st
2023-02-16T08:35:20.584135Z
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@Crux_Invictus @SuperSnekFriend @Bro-Drillard @ceo_of_monoeye_dating I bet they don't even have Angus Beef™ in the US smh.
(DIR) Post #ASjRpeKqYSJxT0fxBI by 1967GTO@poa.st
2023-02-16T08:55:29.081951Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating I score a 0, and I'll take a second order to go. Oh, can I get fries with a side of gravy? None of that sea salt bullshit either. Saw one of the mUh gLuTeN people actually order a burger without the bun.
(DIR) Post #ASjVMkJnd8rHRSevTs by a7@miss.mouse.services
2023-02-16T09:35:04.010Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st what kind of psychopath would remove any of these things
(DIR) Post #ASjVdLKPnPlSrLrRnk by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st
2023-02-16T09:38:04.540378Z
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@a7 Jews and vegetarians.
(DIR) Post #ASjZGNanbwu92QpXMW by Neigh-Sayer@poa.st
2023-02-16T10:17:34.219813Z
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@SuperSnekFriend @LordMordred @Crux_Invictus @Bro-Drillard @ceo_of_monoeye_dating
(DIR) Post #ASjZmhrPn4wBAI16UC by UnityOstara@poa.st
2023-02-16T10:24:35.476310Z
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@Neigh-Sayer @SuperSnekFriend @LordMordred @Crux_Invictus @Bro-Drillard @ceo_of_monoeye_dating That's the most disturbing yet funny thing ive seen in years!
(DIR) Post #ASjaEQBL73gGRaYH3o by Neigh-Sayer@poa.st
2023-02-16T10:25:26.580354Z
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@UnityOstara @SuperSnekFriend @LordMordred @Crux_Invictus @Bro-Drillard @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Even more disturbing is that it was based off a real commercial.
(DIR) Post #ASjaEQiJ8U3I5pybRo by UnityOstara@poa.st
2023-02-16T10:29:35.759865Z
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@Neigh-Sayer @SuperSnekFriend @LordMordred @Crux_Invictus @Bro-Drillard @ceo_of_monoeye_dating This one time, Nippon...
(DIR) Post #ASjaLaHjwocLo0xegC by UnityOstara@poa.st
2023-02-16T10:30:53.628260Z
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@Neigh-Sayer @SuperSnekFriend @LordMordred @Crux_Invictus @Bro-Drillard @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Something about a co prosperity sphere but they done ate to much.
(DIR) Post #ASjjXhg1BtbfnDAePo by rher@mugicha.club
2023-02-16T12:13:55.887919Z
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Swiss brown mushrooms?
(DIR) Post #ASjjvg8QZhHpxdtK0O by SaintGuinefort@poa.st
2023-02-16T12:16:35.550371Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating 1932 immigration act [colourised]
(DIR) Post #ASjjvi5JKFyw0YRrQO by UnityOstara@poa.st
2023-02-16T12:18:15.672568Z
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@SaintGuinefort @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Colourizing immigration is how this place got messed up in the first place!
(DIR) Post #ASjk0YuOrx6Szsethw by captain_arepa@moar.cachapa.xyz
2023-02-16T12:19:04.222Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st Not American, but I'd eat that burger twice or thrice, depending on how hungry I am at the moment. A 32oz milkshake would be enough for me, please and thank you :cultured:Fun fact: burgers here (at least the ones sold on street stalls/carts), also can come with: eggs, lettuce, tomato, onion, avocado, pickles, potato chips, ham and, optionally, chicken (mainly breast, sometimes tendies), pork chop and/or chorizo/sausage. Sauces and condiments are up to the client. And they're served cut in half because they're too damn big :top_kek:
(DIR) Post #ASjlAtTBNXExcFPzSS by zemichi@bae.st
2023-02-16T12:32:12.213289Z
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@captain_arepa @captain_arepa @ceo_of_monoeye_dating :back_from_gab:
(DIR) Post #ASkDHfc45qx9NqangG by theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe
2023-02-16T17:47:10.598854Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating can I eat all five? yesdo I want to eat all five? no
(DIR) Post #ASrw1Ev9QFj60fmLdg by jetzkrieg@poa.st
2023-02-20T11:11:25.046756Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating I score 0 on the test but am European. Does that mean I'm honorary American? 🤔
(DIR) Post #ASrw4IizjgtgfzYK4O by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st
2023-02-20T11:11:58.207430Z
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@jetzkrieg It means you are free to become an American if you choose.
(DIR) Post #ASrwMKC114oSRSilsm by jetzkrieg@poa.st
2023-02-20T11:15:13.671094Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating Never knew it was this easy to get a green card. Those mexicans hopping the border fences must feel real silly when they find out!
(DIR) Post #ASrxPz6nRsYUAAaaRc by teknomunk@apogee.polaris-1.work
2023-02-20T11:27:01Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating > bacon cheeseburger with milkshakeSounds tasty. I'll take 6.:cirno_laugh:
(DIR) Post #ASryb5i3LZBxm6sKiO by charliebrownau@pieville.net
2023-02-20T11:40:17Z
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@SuperSnekFriend @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Eat those((( CARBS)))((( SUGAR))) and ((( PROCESSED FOOD ))) GOYIM
(DIR) Post #ASryenLJZlfJyC0QCm by charliebrownau@pieville.net
2023-02-20T11:40:57Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating American is WhiteNot KoreanNot JapaneseNot ChineseNot MexicanNot SpanishNot JewishAmerican = White
(DIR) Post #ASrylC4iXDHOPgIGx6 by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st
2023-02-20T11:42:07.894724Z
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@charliebrownau @SuperSnekFriend non-american spotted
(DIR) Post #ATbCwCg9RyZHAYOugK by Dicer@poa.st
2023-03-14T07:23:00.141632Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating Why combine a milkshake with a burger?
(DIR) Post #AVlg8wapQwIrHoifhI by jeffcliff@shitposter.club
2023-05-18T04:21:33.333145Z
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one of these days y'all are going to discover mustard and mayo
(DIR) Post #AmLe6KCuxL4nFNhKTo by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st
2024-09-25T02:40:15.363761Z
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cc @ceo_of_monoeye_dating bumping this thread for myself so I can see it in a good spot.
(DIR) Post #AmLf45qNUL5S4feerw by charliebrownau@poa.st
2024-09-25T02:52:42.715972Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating Eating processed goyslop does not base a foundation of national idenityits race