Post ASieUaslInbmvFryMK by andrea@tryste.ro
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 (DIR) Post #ASidDZIXq4jp8GFNFw by nyx@social.xenofem.me
       2023-02-15T23:28:15.334417Z
       
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       Lenny Poettering as a baby was the only programmer to ever survive getting flamed by Linus Torvalds in the Linux developer mailing list, so they called him The Boy Who Merged. but he got kicked out of the mailing list and had to move to his Window user uncle's IRC server, until one fateful night many years later when a man named Terry who looked like a homeless man told him that he was a Linux programmer and was being whisked away to a magical boot camp called Ratsores that lasts seven years to learn the ways of the free software developers. with the help of his new best friends Rob Pike and Leah Rowe, will our hero be able to stop the evil Lord Theo de Raadt from stealing the legendary System Daemon which can grant the user the ability to handle init systems at enterprise-scale?find out in the magical new adventure for all ages, Lenny Poettering and the System's Daemon
       
 (DIR) Post #ASidjrNOA0AMT1uVkm by cass@minidisc.tokyo
       2023-02-15T23:34:08.593Z
       
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       @nyx@social.xenofem.me I hope this story gets Leah shining using her special ability of unchecking boxes in coreboot config before building. It's next level fr
       
 (DIR) Post #ASieUaslInbmvFryMK by andrea@tryste.ro
       2023-02-15T23:37:31Z
       
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       @nyx Please tell me the horrible Theo de Raadt gets to dip Lenny in molten lead and detonate hand grenades inside his ass, but because he's the hero he is miraculously incapable of dying or losing consciousness no matter how widely scattered his organs are
       
 (DIR) Post #ASiedHTCqUQlK53frE by nyx@social.xenofem.me
       2023-02-15T23:44:07.900194Z
       
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       @andrea of course, much like the lesser known parody Harry Potter, the Lenny Poettering is inexplicably powerful and liked by everyone
       
 (DIR) Post #ASiexopYWPhca2Izvk by nyx@social.xenofem.me
       2023-02-15T23:47:50.635033Z
       
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       @cass this is how they'll overcome one of the obstacles to attaining the System's Daemon
       
 (DIR) Post #ASif73TjQjiCcHV9xw by cass@minidisc.tokyo
       2023-02-15T23:49:32.366Z
       
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       @nyx@social.xenofem.me Goku spirit bomb got nothing on it!!!!