Post AShtOupxVCRxECLh7A by stacey_cruz_@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #ASSm3u9F7hTBpc747s by bornmiserable@mastodon.world
       2023-02-08T07:24:31Z
       
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       got kicked out of a funeral for tossing a beach ball into the audience
       
 (DIR) Post #ASXOqAq0woDANuOzwW by AlisonBook@mastodon.au
       2023-02-10T13:25:22Z
       
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       @bornmiserable There should be more beach balls at funerals... cheer folks up!!
       
 (DIR) Post #ASXcZdDhZM3MqTUJxA by maddad@mastodon.world
       2023-02-10T15:59:17Z
       
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       @bornmiserable Thanks, now I'll have that image in my head all day. Probably burst out with a laugh uncontrollably at inappropriate times. 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AShn10PKXYLVpV6plo by JRBuckley@mastodon.coffee
       2023-02-15T13:43:23Z
       
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       @bornmiserable I was whisked away from my great grandmother's funeral when I was 10.Just as they started lowering the casket (which had been sitting open in my great aunt Lucia's living room for the last few days) into the grave, my great aunt Pauline started screaming, "You can't put momma in that cold, cold ground!" and lept into the grave on top of it. While they were trying to drag her out of there, I just lost it and couldn't stop laughing.I'm still assigned a minder at family events.
       
 (DIR) Post #AShtOupxVCRxECLh7A by stacey_cruz_@mastodon.social
       2023-02-15T14:54:56Z
       
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       @bornmiserable you gotta be mad