Post ASglN3Iw3Y4m7PXjVY by rolenthedeep@tech.lgbt
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 (DIR) Post #ASgcfP6Kr7q5LSKEjY by catvalente@mastodon.world
       2023-02-14T22:13:23Z
       
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       If it was the 80s and all these UFOs were being openly reported, people would be losing their minds, partying on rooftops Independence Day-style, going into bunkers & quitting their jobs & planning festive ironic greeting cards for the invasion.But it’s the 2020s, so everyone is just like “This might as well happen. Frankly, I’m ready to go. Hope they’re hostile. Don’t really want to go to anything tomorrow.”
       
 (DIR) Post #ASglN3Iw3Y4m7PXjVY by rolenthedeep@tech.lgbt
       2023-02-15T00:15:18Z
       
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       @catvalente "hopefully the aliens destroy the world before my meeting on Thursday"
       
 (DIR) Post #ASh53M1Cla9BS08OTQ by PanicButton@unstraight.club
       2023-02-14T22:23:19Z
       
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       @catvalente Pretty sure in the 80's, they'd say, "Must've been the Ruskies."
       
 (DIR) Post #ASh542F9m6GMPQz83E by DeliaChristina@sfba.social
       2023-02-14T22:37:09Z
       
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       @catvalente If there is alien life out there, I'm really disappointed by their dragging-ass instead of ridding the universe of its most palpable threat: Earth.I mean, do the universe a favor, aliens!
       
 (DIR) Post #ASh5Qpshu2TmjHMAN6 by Atexjam@mastodon.world
       2023-02-15T05:35:01Z
       
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       @DeliaChristina @catvalente leaving in a recently colonised country, l say no. That's a terrible idea. Gorilla warfare is no fun. Besides, all the bleeding is murder on your laundry bill.