Post ASeFbjEPNrJ1MESaYq by boop@jorts.horse
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 (DIR) Post #ARr9J0kwkouEb1aUNc by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-01-21T04:13:27Z
       
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       This is reasonable.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #ARrAywAaISjQUK8RM0 by inkican@mastodon.social
       2023-01-21T04:32:12Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts okay so explain the teenage mutant Ninja turtles.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARs0MVOia73I4Ik2S0 by LeisureClass@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-01-21T14:07:56Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts   Which is why I require my students to join the Russian Army for Blue Belt.  Treachery and old age will always trump youth and inexperience.  Sings tauntingly in Eddie Vedder voice:  “IIIIIII, I’m still alive…”
       
 (DIR) Post #ASeFbjEPNrJ1MESaYq by boop@jorts.horse
       2023-02-13T20:44:34Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts there can only be one
       
 (DIR) Post #ASeFkvoxwfET0fwpg8 by monsoonrains@mastodon.social
       2023-02-13T20:46:33Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Well yeah cuz it's very hard to stop people from taking your black belt when you're dead.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASeGTUH9CmuIbuNL4C by christianlament@universeodon.com
       2023-02-13T20:54:37Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That's right, every time your meet a former Sensei, you are actually meeting a ghost.