Post ASd39WDUmlZaHDr5QO by jacobmtaylor@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #ARoHYa2G5MSWW1jwcy by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-01-19T19:01:46Z
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God: Welcome to heaven.Me: Why is only Steve Irwin here?God: Steve's the only person who made the cut.Me: Can he teach me about animals?God: No, you didn't make the cut. I just like to show off Steve Irwin to people before I drop them into Hell.
(DIR) Post #ARoHgIVX8ZtaTF74ca by daswarkeinhuhn@6a02.digital
2023-01-19T19:03:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts fair enough
(DIR) Post #ARoHi6RUxxDTdA5Qsi by Sonikku@techhub.social
2023-01-19T19:03:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts I don’t want to be in no heaven that doesn’t have Mr. Rogers anyway
(DIR) Post #ARoIReZcujgoW9bncW by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-01-19T19:11:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Then Rudy Giuliani walks in motioning to the downward staircase and says "right this way"
(DIR) Post #ARoK3SBTWhAj3Btt5M by CassandraZeroCovid@mastodon.social
2023-01-19T19:07:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts ❤️ this!#animals
(DIR) Post #ARoO6OVG4HHuJsoMue by ragle@mstdn.social
2023-01-19T20:15:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts Any heaven without Fred Rogers is not one I want to be part of. Steve wold understand.
(DIR) Post #ARocAWrsJC10mNFwEy by randytayler@mastodon.social
2023-01-19T22:23:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts "Crikey! Look at 'em burn!"
(DIR) Post #ASZo5NqZsdaONEpHHs by sylv@tech.lgbt
2023-02-11T17:17:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts who is steve irwin
(DIR) Post #ASZoAvU8F61w9EyD3o by rticks@universeodon.com
2023-02-11T17:18:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts God doesnt make the cut.
(DIR) Post #ASZrJBEHt9gr9qBcUS by tehabe@norden.social
2023-02-11T17:53:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts who is steve irwin?
(DIR) Post #ASZwLJFpWTXmOdk6cq by Slashline@lor.sh
2023-02-11T18:50:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is that the Steve Irwin that dangled his baby over a crocodile for clicks?
(DIR) Post #ASc6XhkZf3UvhZalQ8 by debonairetoast@musicians.today
2023-02-12T19:53:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts ::cackles::Obviously no one in Heaven spoke to the wildlife, especially the stingrays.
(DIR) Post #AScEMaAuHisMeh7H7I by pcalvin@infosec.exchange
2023-02-12T21:21:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts A whole bunch of pissed off crocs that he jumped on and wrestled with while on Earth are probably just waiting for Irwin's appearance in heaven. He won't last long.
(DIR) Post #AScETbxW3BECDQCjmC by danhulton@hachyderm.io
2023-02-12T21:22:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts @SwiftOnSecurity The reason I know this to be false is because Fred Rogers isn't standing right next to him.
(DIR) Post #AScTV1KYheuuVS72UC by hauleth@fosstodon.org
2023-02-13T00:11:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts can @godpod confirm?
(DIR) Post #AScncL5vcLiuui2KKe by dangjome579@mindly.social
2023-02-13T03:56:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts how funny hehe
(DIR) Post #ASd39WDUmlZaHDr5QO by jacobmtaylor@mastodon.social
2023-02-13T06:50:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts @SwiftOnSecurity Steve Irwin was a big Iraq War booster. He was also a multi-millionaire supporter of Australia’s hard-line conservative government. I really tire of Americans treating him like some saintly individual.