Post ASd239BTPKDR9PJ7Fg by melissadancey@mastodon.au
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(DIR) Post #AScWcA6Qmpx3bObLVo by lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
2023-02-13T00:45:43Z
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Politicians are concerned that without more information, the U.S. population will panic over these aerial shoot downs and perhaps think that the government is covering up an invasion from outer space! When the alien invasion from outer space comes, they won't be using balloons. Trust me on this.
(DIR) Post #AScWj6mTXH57KJZzkG by Structure7780@mat.random101.net
2023-02-13T00:46:57Z
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@lauren I don’t think we have much to fear if aliens are coming to us in balloon that we can easily shoot down after all we have nukes.
(DIR) Post #AScWtaKGXijdr3Ne1A by lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
2023-02-13T00:48:41Z
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@Structure7780 That's true, but of course they have calickotitomastolators. So there's that.
(DIR) Post #AScWwBTNP0gbdvsh4S by mtomczak@qoto.org
2023-02-13T00:49:24Z
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@lauren I don't know, I've played a lot of Kerbal Space program and if there's one thing that taught me, it's sometimes you need to wrap up your long stellar voyage with a parachute and no way to get home. ;)
(DIR) Post #AScYK7hnA41OrXbRFg by trollball@mstdn.social
2023-02-13T01:04:49Z
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@lauren Brought to you by people who read SF in junior high school (1) and have not thought about it since. (1) If at all
(DIR) Post #ASccuzW6y585zvyV96 by NaN@body.social
2023-02-13T01:56:15Z
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@lauren, Aliens invading using balloons!?!? Pfffttt!! Absurd! However, in our trigger-happy state we might be endangering the return of Professor Marvel, Oscar Diggs, Dr. Samuel Fergusson, or Phileas Fogg. Quick, someone call the Pentagon and warn them not to shoot!!!
(DIR) Post #AScqGqdDyzQODR3Qhs by DrGecko@masthead.social
2023-02-13T04:25:56Z
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@lauren excuse me, but don't you remember the gaseous planet alien from Dark Star? 🎈
(DIR) Post #ASctUk2ZaKP9grEAIS by PandaChronicle@ohai.social
2023-02-13T05:02:03Z
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@lauren I rather think that any alien smart enough to send space vehicles to earth are smart enough to know this is a very bad neighborhood. (except for all the cats and pandas. Maybe they are coming for them)
(DIR) Post #ASd0bPAMIFICehzf2O by melissadancey@mastodon.au
2023-02-13T06:21:41Z
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@lauren The balloon is the scouting crew! by the time they invade it would be too late... Zap Also have you noticed they only invade US and Canada? ming is playing with his toy again!sound out something from the hitchhiker's guide of the galaxy: " The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. The huge yellow something went unnoticed at Goonhilly, they passed over Cape Canaveral without a blip, Woomera and Jodrell Bank looked straight through them, which was a pity because it was exactly the sort of thing they’d been looking for all these years.”..
(DIR) Post #ASd239BTPKDR9PJ7Fg by melissadancey@mastodon.au
2023-02-13T06:37:55Z
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@lauren The balloon is the scouting crew before they send the invasion party! They sent a rescue team for ship cashing in Roswell... Did the US gov use that line in 1947? " It was a weather balloon, not UFO, nothing to see here."By the time they invade, we would notice anything... it would be too late... Zap!! Have you noticed they only invade/ interest US, Canada, and Latin America? what no police officer chasing these things via horse like one did in WW2.Ming is playing with his toy again! I had this phrase from the hitchhiker's guide of the galaxy: " The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. The huge yellow something went unnoticed at Goonhilly, they passed over Cape Canaveral without a blip, Woomera and Jodrell Bank looked straight through them, which was a pity because it was exactly the sort of thing they’d been looking for all these years.”