Post AScjDnVWRVhTyi3AC8 by FuckElon@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #AScdzBuoudQ3Z16BRA by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-02-13T02:08:39Z
       
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       Scientist: I've invented a new breed of grass!NFL: Can you play football on it?Scientist: I wouldn't. It's the slipperiest grass known to man.NFL: We will test it out at the largest sporting event of the year.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASce3OwGQyej74mWQK by LinaBasile@mastodon.au
       2023-02-13T02:09:23Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts lol
       
 (DIR) Post #ASceATmWpIiMA0bRhI by SousLeRadar@mastodon.world
       2023-02-13T02:10:41Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #ASceDPs9ojMGuAdVjs by najaraviel@sfba.social
       2023-02-13T02:11:13Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts smoke it
       
 (DIR) Post #ASceJghIAynup7XpJI by bushidosquirrel@mastodon.groundgamela.org
       2023-02-13T02:12:20Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Scientist: you should at least test the grass in an appropriate environmentNFL: hear you loud and clear, the desert it is
       
 (DIR) Post #ASceUbpAdMMqtbRB56 by deeje@mastodon.social
       2023-02-13T02:14:19Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts my understanding is, this is how big Pharma works.
       
 (DIR) Post #AScfWK1TtFEgDdZmfQ by RadiDaddy@mastodon.world
       2023-02-13T02:25:51Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I dunno, man, this resembles a HIGH quality fact.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASci1LrvHEs8pT1sFU by warren__terra@mastodon.online
       2023-02-13T02:53:51Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts The one time I ever played soccer on Astroturf was an amazing experience: plastic blades were almost frictionless, unless your cleats gripped the mesh underneath, which was completely without give: your foot might at any moment become irretrievably locked in place, whatever speed and direction your body was moving with, practically guaranteeing your ankle would at least be sprained.
       
 (DIR) Post #AScjDnVWRVhTyi3AC8 by FuckElon@mastodon.social
       2023-02-13T03:07:18Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That might actually make it interesting.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASckxVL8QBLGuKYA8u by mike_schiller@techhub.social
       2023-02-13T03:26:47Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts that's why Rihanna stayed airborne
       
 (DIR) Post #AScoONjb6cvl07V3c8 by stellina@mastodon.world
       2023-02-13T04:05:14Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts missed the line: Here’s a million dollars. Make it so.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASctR95iVNPuE1z1jk by jimbush@mastodon.social
       2023-02-13T05:01:46Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts What if I told you it was a season long test..... Kansas City's kicker got hurt on that same shitty grass in a game against the Cardinals earlier this season.