Post AScLBVSEC9n4VZsr0C by nswigger@mstdn.party
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 (DIR) Post #ASc5Qc4IHvnI69s1OC by peter@thepit.social
       2023-02-12T19:41:24Z
       
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       I regret to inform you that “Armageddon” is a dad movie now.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASc6r2f28kUU3bDlkO by peter@thepit.social
       2023-02-12T19:57:23Z
       
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       Michael Bay movies are cornier than the corniest Soviet propaganda.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASc7LRktP6DAZdSZ5E by peter@thepit.social
       2023-02-12T20:02:53Z
       
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       “oh no the federal government doesn’t have any engineers, I guess we have to hire these weirdos and sex offenders to save the world”
       
 (DIR) Post #AScDDc7vYg5c9HslbE by Steve@thepit.social
       2023-02-12T21:08:41Z
       
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       @peter it is the most incredibly fascist "we need pure men with big dicks" setup of all time.
       
 (DIR) Post #AScGANDip8PGuWjtGi by peter@thepit.social
       2023-02-12T21:41:43Z
       
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       @Steve literally to penetrate the asteroid.
       
 (DIR) Post #AScGKwtB3zkyQmAkK0 by peter@thepit.social
       2023-02-12T21:43:38Z
       
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       @Steve “there’s a big asteroid headed toward earth!!”“should… should we fuck it??”
       
 (DIR) Post #AScLBVSEC9n4VZsr0C by nswigger@mstdn.party
       2023-02-12T22:37:56Z
       
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       @peter @Steve WHY DO THEY HAVE MACHINE GUNS IN SPACE??!!!!
       
 (DIR) Post #AScLRfzAo7Vxnv0JSy by peter@thepit.social
       2023-02-12T22:40:52Z
       
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       @nswigger @Steve and a tactical shotgun on an oil rig??
       
 (DIR) Post #AScLbimzEswTOX5sSu by nswigger@mstdn.party
       2023-02-12T22:42:41Z
       
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       @peter @Steve Also the guy in charge of the nuclear bomb does not know how to disarm the nuclear bomb?