Post ASaAknOjz80OU1xQPI by oldmanmike@c.im
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(DIR) Post #ASZxSSW1aWl56JI4YK by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-02-11T19:02:42Z
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It's a good system.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #ASZy54BZymsQwA8Y3U by sandearl@mastodon.online
2023-02-11T19:09:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's how my old women's tea circle works too.
(DIR) Post #ASa2rIzwbtv6aqx6Om by PipGowenlock@urbanists.social
2023-02-11T20:03:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts knock knock.Who's there?The YakuzaThe Yakuza who?Bless you.
(DIR) Post #ASa53R3efZmwyRbEwq by Slashline@lor.sh
2023-02-11T20:27:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts me: Orange you glad I stopped saying banana?yakuza boss: kill him immediately
(DIR) Post #ASa6Ua6xDZTSpCePvk by itslarryyo@mstdn.social
2023-02-11T20:43:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts as someone who just started okaying #yakuza0 for the first time ever, i can đź’Ż confirm this as fact.
(DIR) Post #ASa7lD06UldO1fwHZY by mangotable@famichiki.jp
2023-02-11T20:58:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts if you’re going to quote Jake Adelstein give him credit. 🤡
(DIR) Post #ASa9UXHC3czjtZ6t16 by jabsonik@mstdn.social
2023-02-11T21:17:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts It’s really a win-win strategy. If you tell the joke badly, you’ll get decapitated, and Yakuza members get a warm laugh out of the situation anyway.
(DIR) Post #ASaAknOjz80OU1xQPI by oldmanmike@c.im
2023-02-11T21:31:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts I actually once told a joke that made someone I greatly respect laugh a LOT. Was one of my finest hours.
(DIR) Post #ASaD0JZopMXsXHfPay by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-02-11T21:56:54Z
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@mangotable I don't know who that is!
(DIR) Post #ASaFhVHpMlRxDIyPiK by Penguinflight@mastodon.online
2023-02-11T22:27:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts “Why did the chicken cross the road?”“I don’t know”“To get to the idiot’s house”“Knock knock”“Who’s there?”“The chicken.”
(DIR) Post #ASaZ8Xsxi3iWDox1Dk by RobinMarx@mastodon.social
2023-02-12T02:04:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts @mangotable Adelstein is a Low Quality Yakuza “Journalist”
(DIR) Post #ASaeVUL1Z3HNeQptmy by mangotable@famichiki.jp
2023-02-12T03:05:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts this guy who had HBO Yakuza series last year based on his book. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Adelstein
(DIR) Post #ASbVzYrgaqx1wtL2Zs by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
2023-02-12T13:04:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts the catch is if you tell them a knock-knock joke and they don’t laugh, they chop off one of your fingers.
(DIR) Post #ATQGjfY541z81LLT28 by bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot
2023-03-09T00:43:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts i’m curious how many people you get fact checking you!
(DIR) Post #ATQItXsybqPl3gxLvs by randytayler@mastodon.social
2023-03-09T01:07:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts "Knock knock.""Who's there?""Police.""Shoot them.""No, you're supposed to say--"*gunshot*
(DIR) Post #ATQKT4DwT7c1RXGT0S by moliver@pleistocene.social
2023-03-09T01:25:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts Knock, knockWho's there?Haik.Haik who?Petals falling downA gentle rain of colorCarpets the garden
(DIR) Post #ATQVVf7TMTVtwpg8GW by dancingtreefrog@mastodon.social
2023-03-09T03:29:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts But, but, what if the Yakuza member is just laughing at my horrendous Japanese accent? 🤔
(DIR) Post #ATQXfgZR1NwXFhfHvc by clolsonus@social.makerforums.info
2023-03-09T03:53:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts I heard that due to covid, all requirements for becoming an eagle scout can now be accomplished in minecraft.