Post ASXVquUhtilLfFjZsu by jstritch@mindly.social
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(DIR) Post #ASXSPlLDWM39ayettI by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-02-10T14:05:26Z
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People watching movies: How do they not realize that the eccentric billionaire is obviously a supervillain?People watching Elon Musk: Rich man will build rockets to take me to Mars lol
(DIR) Post #ASXSYJV8OmtprDNIvo by ohellofedefo@writing.exchange
2023-02-10T14:06:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is not a low quality fact?this is a top tier fact???
(DIR) Post #ASXTBA4VOJz5uERYNU by bhawthorne@infosec.exchange
2023-02-10T14:14:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Rich man wants me to believe in make-believe digital money that he mines out of electrons.
(DIR) Post #ASXTMjxwHJM4PmtRpI by hakan_geijer@kolektiva.social
2023-02-10T14:16:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think you’re giving too much credit to movie watchers as many a chud thought Homelander was the good guy in The Boys and they didn’t realize the show was mocking them
(DIR) Post #ASXUL1MGk6HDjQ194i by ML2@akkoma.sandhill.social
2023-02-10T14:27:00.206398Z
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@lowqualityfacts To be fair Musk is too incompetent to be an effective supervillain. I doubt he will ever get anything near Mars at the rate he's going.
(DIR) Post #ASXV1tW5lzTHrb3WPQ by BalooUriza@social.tulsa.ok.us
2023-02-10T14:34:10Z
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@ML2 Most supervillians are too incompetent to be effective. And if they are effective, then they eventually become a good guy.@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #ASXVquUhtilLfFjZsu by jstritch@mindly.social
2023-02-10T14:43:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts He just wants to sell us used cars once we arrive. https://www.lamag.com/culturefiles/elon-musks-personal-tesla-has-been-up-in-space-for-five-years-now/
(DIR) Post #ASXXuAigEE2WlOx94S by ABT554@social.vivaldi.net
2023-02-10T15:06:56Z
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@lowqualityfactsIt's like with all rich people:They won't do shit.Their money will enable teams of others to achieve things and then they will take all the gain and credit for it.
(DIR) Post #ASXY44ScM21GFO9zHM by the_dan@mastodon.online
2023-02-10T15:08:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts don’t forget about the brain microchips.
(DIR) Post #ASXZx0Au5dfmpvdDDk by CrazyMyra@mastodon.social
2023-02-10T15:29:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts People addicted to crime shows are always the ones telling the news media "But he was such a nice, quiet man!" as the forensics teams go through their serial-killer neighbour's house looking for more bodies.
(DIR) Post #ASXaU4M7ZAihMMe7Jg by Greenseer@mstdn.social
2023-02-10T15:35:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts Always had an ambivalent view of Batman, which is probably how some see these flamboyant billionaires. I mean, yeah, he wears spandex, latex, and a mask, but on the other hand, there are some fascistic overtones, no?
(DIR) Post #ASXgrDGXCm81NXS5QG by infosec_jcp@infosec.exchange
2023-02-10T16:47:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts They made soooo many movies about this already though. 🤭
(DIR) Post #ASXiz43PXO4Z2BBXRQ by fleker@mastodon.world
2023-02-10T17:11:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts Seems odd that Hollywood has spent decades portraying wealthy people as billionaires. They've made a cultural impact but nothing else.
(DIR) Post #ASXnLIGTmZSZIO9Xqi by Waterloo@mastodon.lol
2023-02-10T17:59:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts musk will eliminate middle class with his robots and AI
(DIR) Post #ASXoHUAXgGWN0n7kVk by gregsdennis@fosstodon.org
2023-02-10T18:10:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts man, I know what you mean. That Tony Stark character was so very obviously evil.
(DIR) Post #ASXpBireEOK0ny6Og4 by d2@mastodon.lol
2023-02-10T18:20:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts me: imagine what life on mars will be like. Huge infrastructure cost per square foot. Privation and compromises (I.e., no conventional farms and gardens). Basically, penitentiary-like. Unless you’re Scrooge McDuck, dragon, could-wallow-in-gold kinds of rich. Bonkers.
(DIR) Post #ASXpkVwAHmaQqbnxgW by Lazarou@mastodon.social
2023-02-10T18:26:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts that man ain't even going into Space, let alone Mars. He's a fraud, a huckster, a crybaby narcissist demanding attention.
(DIR) Post #ASXsM67YuyDvh0BWIS by vathpela@better.boston
2023-02-10T18:56:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts still pretty concerning that he has made and tested a MIRV bus and nobody seems to care.
(DIR) Post #ASYBj9UuYlia5Bhi6a by the_luck_witch@mstdn.social
2023-02-10T20:16:12Z
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@ML2 Elon is basically Justin Hammer of our world (the MCU version, comic version is different). He is so laughable and pathetic that even heroes would not take him seriously if he tried to do something, because they would know he would fail at whatever he planned to do even without their intervention.
(DIR) Post #AScdZJejVjTy2dEgfg by dcarchibald@mstdn.social
2023-02-13T02:03:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts I blame Iron Man
(DIR) Post #ASoSUnTATDN7SXzJuy by riley@toot.cat
2023-02-18T18:55:45Z
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@ML2 @lowqualityfacts: Maybe, a future supervillain will use his mummified corpse like he used that orbiting car, and put him in a Martian orbit.
(DIR) Post #ATNnctSvdYZ4AYQsVM by msprout@fosstodon.org
2023-03-07T20:08:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts "he's saving humanity by allowing us to establish slave plantations on Mars! 🤟 "
(DIR) Post #ATNnki7lggohJNGKMC by Allyson@mas.to
2023-03-07T20:09:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Always.
(DIR) Post #ATNnsPb0SYd6ABbuee by dbendit@mastodon.eroticmohel.com
2023-03-07T20:10:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts This has been obvious since he offered/threatened to dig tunnels under major cities. The Underminer was introduced in _The Incredibles_ in 2004. Even as a supervillain, he can't even come up with his own ideas.
(DIR) Post #ATNoGb9DA7fawM8taC by dynode@mas.to
2023-03-07T20:15:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Actual supervillains have a certain unique style, and when they lash out, people suffer and/or die.Musk just has meltdowns on twitter and the worst he can do is create some chaos and harass/fire people. (This is of course still awful, but far outside "supervillain" territory)
(DIR) Post #ATNq39CjwV1GQ6VUem by stapper@0lb.be
2023-03-07T20:35:13Z
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This is not a low quality fact, @lowqualityfacts Everything ok?
(DIR) Post #ATNq4wjBIlvKIrXT8K by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-03-07T20:35:35Z
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@stapper I've lost my way.
(DIR) Post #ATNu6NcrBGtfpeWHr6 by boardmad@c.im
2023-03-07T21:20:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is the actual storyline of Ben Elton’s Stark and we’ve all forgotten
(DIR) Post #ATO5qyo6N9tjxsCcT2 by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2023-03-07T23:32:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts “But how else was I supposed to finance my evil scheme to steal space shuttles, develop a neurotoxin, eradicate all human life on Earth, and then repopulate the planet from my totally innocuous secret space station?”— Hugo Drax“Perhaps you’d enjoy a nice rubber of bridge?”— James Bond“Shut up.”— Hugo Drax
(DIR) Post #ATPAEl5Be3rnK8kQgS by rotfarm@eldritch.cafe
2023-03-08T11:56:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts never underestimate the fact that satire and irony are dead