Post ASTL9QZVUt0EEdlbNY by _skycaptain@nicecrew.digital
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(DIR) Post #ASTJy6AqtY7xpjGio4 by matty@nicecrew.digital
2023-02-08T14:11:53.901771Z
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What if you could shit remotely? Like poop out of someone else's butt?
(DIR) Post #ASTK1GZ4idxmvc6pm4 by APPTeOORuzvlGOetVY.verita84@poster.place
2023-02-08T14:12:33.769773Z
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@matty I have deep pity for that h1b worker. May god rest his soul.
(DIR) Post #ASTKBlB9kcdwlwvQNE by smirk@nicecrew.digital
2023-02-08T14:14:26.687603Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Do they have to consent or can I just take over operation?
(DIR) Post #ASTKFMm4QdfqF0uYN6 by ExtraSpecialK@poa.st
2023-02-08T14:15:06.604235Z
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@matty it would start a new porn subgenre.
(DIR) Post #ASTKGY1W5eP9Q3hQ5A by GaryBussy@chudbuds.lol
2023-02-08T14:15:19.407171Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
do I get to pick the shitee, or is this just like random? how many am I allowed a day?
(DIR) Post #ASTKYsVEgfAW9CLC7c by CatboyCumDump@poa.st
2023-02-08T14:16:30.335575Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@matty ssh = Secure SHitting
(DIR) Post #ASTKaoQQomcy5313IG by AlabasterBrick@nicecrew.digital
2023-02-08T14:13:59.768889Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Would save a bunch on tp costs.
(DIR) Post #ASTKcOWA73RQJCS0pc by KashKustomer@nicecrew.digital
2023-02-08T14:18:55.798154Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
Wait until the POTUS debates and go for a 2fer
(DIR) Post #ASTKedeSoffnpCP6ZM by okuu@poa.st
2023-02-08T14:19:40.619703Z
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@matty If humans somehow invented portal technology, they would use it to shit into the toilet without actually going into the bathroom.
(DIR) Post #ASTKfOlrcyWFxlEB84 by matty@nicecrew.digital
2023-02-08T14:19:41.751393Z
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When I'm running for president, that'll be my campaign pitch."Vote for Matty to drop a fatty out of someone else's brappy"It kind of works. It's a slant rhyme.
(DIR) Post #ASTKtD0KAmhrWUZoVk by WhiteBoyRooster@nicecrew.digital
2023-02-08T14:22:07.969367Z
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Surrogate shitter?Hmmm. Do they have to be within my locale or can I outsource my shits to India?
(DIR) Post #ASTKxKretHsx3kUVXs by Impaler@nicecrew.digital
2023-02-08T14:23:01.058097Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
We’ve been down this road before…
(DIR) Post #ASTL9QZVUt0EEdlbNY by _skycaptain@nicecrew.digital
2023-02-08T14:25:11.147718Z
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every election cycle - and then nothing happens.
(DIR) Post #ASTLAmbt2ooksLWgka by Highroehler@nicecrew.digital
2023-02-08T14:25:27.445365Z
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I want lizzo to take my shits for me
(DIR) Post #ASTLFd5hravQnhmjse by APPTeOORuzvlGOetVY.verita84@poster.place
2023-02-08T14:26:21.782536Z
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@Highroehler @matty She could shit for all of us
(DIR) Post #ASTLIqzadQrwmeSg76 by TheWeez@nicecrew.digital
2023-02-08T14:26:55.872718Z
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I want to shit out of other people ears.
(DIR) Post #ASTLRDyp3FdUOZ5tTM by Red_Hat@nicecrew.digital
2023-02-08T14:28:24.729243Z
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Matty drop a slinkyVote box gettin stinkyHe tryna push da buttonBut da machine duz nuttonHe dick be gettin biggerAs he yells out niggerMatty2024
(DIR) Post #ASTLSTYGdqjyynGmuW by _skycaptain@nicecrew.digital
2023-02-08T14:28:38.406594Z
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#darkweez no Weez - NO!
(DIR) Post #ASTLVcr8VMhQhmb6tU by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2023-02-08T14:29:10.238878Z
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I'd portal my shits into Nancy Pelosi's office.
(DIR) Post #ASTLY8bbQqxzkmWuLA by Red_Hat@nicecrew.digital
2023-02-08T14:29:41.940608Z
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Hey now, some of us prefer clean ear canals.
(DIR) Post #ASTLYWKlD7krLUpnQ8 by The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital
2023-02-08T14:29:45.145745Z
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This is the first thread I’m reading today. Off to one hell of a start.
(DIR) Post #ASTLbH5QMA5mvRySky by Omega_Variant@nicecrew.digital
2023-02-08T14:30:10.239505Z
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Gooooood morning gu-..........….
(DIR) Post #ASTLfwEzHuSdinfgHo by TheWeez@nicecrew.digital
2023-02-08T14:31:05.376413Z
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Politicians lie They want the remote shitter voteBut they never commit to remote shitter issues
(DIR) Post #ASTN9js5wOEg06jlqq by Impaler@nicecrew.digital
2023-02-08T14:47:40.550460Z
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They’re owned by the toilet paper lobby! :cat_dump:
(DIR) Post #ASTNfysDhP6fnNAb4q by TheWeez@nicecrew.digital
2023-02-08T14:53:30.628582Z
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I always found it interesting how toilet paper is a jewish invention...
(DIR) Post #ASTO04bI7FutLgpfg8 by Impaler@nicecrew.digital
2023-02-08T14:57:07.516912Z
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Bidet is the way!
(DIR) Post #ASTO1qvduzYXWfCTfk by MeVotingDoesNotMatter@poa.st
2023-02-08T14:57:29.306949Z
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@matty @KashKustomer If you win, you will probably get closer to fulfilling your campaign promise than any politician in history.Just by the mere fact of not actively working against it.
(DIR) Post #ASTUFW134GNURecvHE by UncleA88@poa.st
2023-02-08T15:26:29.006870Z
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@verita84 @Highroehler @matty I think she may already