Post ASSLLRtgCWTgf8yUXA by ridetheory@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #ASSBFVyT87H41qkL68 by adafruit@mastodon.cloud
       2023-02-08T00:46:59Z
       
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       Tom Paris™ Mutated - includes 3 mutant offspring!"STARDATE 49373.4. Lt. J.G. Thomas Eugene Paris was brought to Sickbay after successfully completing the first transwarp flight. By achieving Warp 10, he occupied every point of the universe simultaneously. My analysis showed that this caused Paris's DNA to mutate. Traveling at infinite velocity accelerated his evolutionary process. He experienced a mutation consistent with the evolution of the human genotype over the last four million years."
       
 (DIR) Post #ASSBFXiwco2pSHUyB6 by adafruit@mastodon.cloud
       2023-02-08T00:47:15Z
       
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       Paris represented a future stage in human development - although I can't say it was very attractive. Paris escaped from an anti-proton radiation treatment. In a delusional state, he kidnapped Captain Janeway™ and escaped in the test shuttle at Warp 10. Both were found mutated into a reptilian form on an uninhabited world. They had bred three offspring, which were left behind. Janeway™ and Paris were returned to Voyager, where I restored their original genome."
       
 (DIR) Post #ASSBFZMgWXQYXp6DlA by adafruit@mastodon.cloud
       2023-02-08T00:47:41Z
       
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       (birthday present for one of the Adafruit team members! -pt)
       
 (DIR) Post #ASSLLRtgCWTgf8yUXA by ridetheory@mastodon.social
       2023-02-08T01:58:35Z
       
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       @adafruit https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=luEDui2zAUw
       
 (DIR) Post #ASSLUHPqXUE4lJEP7A by seanmcbeth@arvr.social
       2023-02-08T02:54:17Z
       
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       @ridetheory @adafruit "what?!" OMG this is amazing