Post ASLdofLphERrr8VN44 by Paradox@raru.re
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 (DIR) Post #ASLdKkwCMSKSUkFii0 by Paradox@raru.re
       2023-02-04T21:11:16Z
       
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       I dreamed I was chugging water and soda because I was thirsty.Woke up and had water.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASLdPLLAxT3YYS7g4O by hermit@hermitmountain.top
       2023-02-04T21:12:06.744193Z
       
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       @Paradox https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcwBJyn-yMA
       
 (DIR) Post #ASLdhAZvi4QiOCWYym by Sakuradancer@pleroma.sakuradancer.zone
       2023-02-04T21:12:53.458998Z
       
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       @Paradox >wake up>shit the bed>get out of bed
       
 (DIR) Post #ASLdhBKiu5rOjKPvuq by Paradox@raru.re
       2023-02-04T21:15:18Z
       
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       @Sakuradancer Thankfully I don't think I've ever shit the bed.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASLdkSGUPO5o6yzv04 by Paradox@raru.re
       2023-02-04T21:15:54Z
       
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       @hermit So dry it invaded my subconscious.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASLdoB8g1a6E9e7ROS by hermit@hermitmountain.top
       2023-02-04T21:16:36.271754Z
       
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       @Paradox I hope you're now well hydrated!
       
 (DIR) Post #ASLdofLphERrr8VN44 by Paradox@raru.re
       2023-02-04T21:16:40Z
       
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       Also for some reason I was using both ice and frozen chicken nuggets to chill my water.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASLeVievH0akZExns0 by wasabi@raru.re
       2023-02-04T21:24:26Z
       
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       @Paradox You put chicken nuggets in your water??
       
 (DIR) Post #ASLf3Pjm88ijjEIfxY by Paradox@raru.re
       2023-02-04T21:30:32Z
       
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       @wasabi Only in my dreams.I don't think it sounds pleasant either.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASLf7jFZWXnlPAEL5c by wasabi@raru.re
       2023-02-04T21:31:19Z
       
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       @Paradox I read the dream part after asking and secretly wished it wasn't referring to the content of the dream
       
 (DIR) Post #ASLfvIL9qfC0QNTgw4 by Paradox@raru.re
       2023-02-04T21:40:07Z
       
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       @wasabi Would you rather I actually do it? XD
       
 (DIR) Post #ASLg11Phh6lPfHKpo8 by wasabi@raru.re
       2023-02-04T21:41:19Z
       
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       @Paradox Yes so I can make a viral post on Reddit
       
 (DIR) Post #ASLgPTkM0K3wUKejT6 by Paradox@raru.re
       2023-02-04T21:45:44Z
       
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       @wasabi Just inspect element edit my post. I give you permission to do that.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASLgevS3HSeKkzSdwe by wasabi@raru.re
       2023-02-04T21:48:31Z
       
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       @Paradox I could do it but there's two issues :- I'm lazy- It would've been less funny for me and I don't want it to be less funny for me