Post ASDQDPk6umtB3FEQoS by anne_twain@theblower.au
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(DIR) Post #ASD5qkIgJmN549JcsS by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-01-31T18:18:22Z
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Please stop laughing at CatGPT. Please stop sharing this picture. It's not funny. This is a slippery slope. It might only meow for now, but what's next? What will our cats do if CatGPT takes their jobs? Do we really want artificial intelligence to sleep all day? To scoff at the $50 worth of cat food you just purchased? To knock your full glass of water over and feel zero remorse when it shatters on the floor? Call me a Luddite, but I believe we must destroy CatGPT to protect our feline friends.
(DIR) Post #ASD5uwqhbW4X8xET0C by ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org
2023-01-31T18:19:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Brilliant!
(DIR) Post #ASD6dlIPPAsELLYos4 by prawn@twit.social
2023-01-31T18:27:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts you are forgetting nap time. A very large array of cats would be needed
(DIR) Post #ASD7h3cvo6Xa1EIMrY by WeakCookies@mas.to
2023-01-31T18:39:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts careful you aren’t one of the 17 Luddites the catbot overlords will execute to prove a point.
(DIR) Post #ASD7wIJnT1jlvXbvjk by misc@mastodon.social
2023-01-31T18:41:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts I have no doubt that if CatGPT posed any threat to cats they would have already pushed it off the table.
(DIR) Post #ASD7yaTyu6G2qFT4KG by IzabelaKaramia@writing.exchange
2023-01-31T18:42:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts I like cats. Better than people in lots of ways
(DIR) Post #ASD9TwLxjsyJbUEOP2 by kentindell@mastodon.social
2023-01-31T18:59:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts @sten You won’t lose your cat to CatGPT, you’ll lose your cat to a cat using CatGPT.
(DIR) Post #ASDFao9lDEYfvxBKc4 by wx1g@4bear.com
2023-01-31T20:07:32Z
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@xcud @lowqualityfacts HaHaHaHaHa!!!!!
(DIR) Post #ASDHNWPM5bV921Ghsm by cybertailor@deadinsi.de
2023-01-31T20:27:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts this could replace half of the fedi
(DIR) Post #ASDHh6Wm1OlyYa4lzU by duskcomics@socel.net
2023-01-31T20:31:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts I love it!
(DIR) Post #ASDMUFz8314vtW23RQ by COPECA@donotban.com
2023-01-31T21:24:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts the french call it chatgpt I guess
(DIR) Post #ASDMtf39zf8ms720tE by privacat@dataprotection.social
2023-01-31T21:29:22Z
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@lowqualityfactsI promise you, cats are not worried. And if they were worried, they've forgotten about it in the 20 seconds it took for me to write this.Meow@cstross
(DIR) Post #ASDOpu9e5oxWT4OxVo by byandreas@mastodon.art
2023-01-31T21:51:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts sounds… catastrophic…🙀
(DIR) Post #ASDOt0PZHpmKk3KNzE by femme_mal@mstdn.social
2023-01-31T21:51:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts While CatGPT occupies the human with its meows it is simultaneously hacking the owner's Amazon and Chewy accounts to order all the treats and catnip. Trust them not.
(DIR) Post #ASDP8pp0QW1GX1m3Ki by baldygeezer@mastodon.online
2023-01-31T21:54:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Woof.
(DIR) Post #ASDQDPk6umtB3FEQoS by anne_twain@theblower.au
2023-01-31T22:06:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts What!?
(DIR) Post #ASDTKdvgroSSwMmq6S by SydenhamGirl@mastodon.world
2023-01-31T22:41:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts hahaha 😆
(DIR) Post #ASDYHxumbZHlpGuA2y by gavinisdie@masto.ai
2023-01-31T23:37:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts jokes on them my cat rarely makes noises
(DIR) Post #ASDb10vCTMFK5ghzKC by carmoda@mastodon.au
2023-02-01T00:07:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts a mystery solved. I thought we had purchased a real cat. seems he was a siamese cyborg all along.
(DIR) Post #ASDf9AhWOe6wYQSJyi by Vixen@bark.lgbt
2023-02-01T00:53:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts well, funny internet pictures haven't replaced home cats. I doubt an *ai* could be good enough to replace actual cats. You're just overreacting
(DIR) Post #ASDmKbsOOnLRhYwSci by CatDragon@mastodon.world
2023-02-01T02:14:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Basil says unless it bites me it’s useless.
(DIR) Post #ASDncbxAx0Jf6jKJhQ by sheilabjeletich@mastodon.social
2023-02-01T02:28:50Z
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@😩 lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Cats to human: "Listen up! We made this internet so you could share cat photos. We.can.take.it.away."
(DIR) Post #ASDwKiaKSIQk39BPkW by raiaren@universeodon.com
2023-02-01T04:06:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤣
(DIR) Post #ASLK6gkNFO1wJYIgHA by emurphy42@universeodon.com
2023-02-04T17:35:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts Chicken chicken chicken, chicken *chicken* chicken.
(DIR) Post #ASe9nkriXEBqAwCKg4 by nican@furry.engineer
2023-02-13T19:39:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts It would be so easy to replace @glitch with just CatGPT.
(DIR) Post #AT0fHTwhNUbyRbIjlA by heathen_cat@mastodon.social
2023-02-24T16:16:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Cats' jobs won't be in danger until CatGPT can step on ones balls in the middle of the night.
(DIR) Post #ATqUSu5t5JVFnS3XRg by darrelplant@mstdn.social
2023-03-21T16:20:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just $50? You're not even trying, man.#starvingcat
(DIR) Post #ATqVaMSS7u6RkNjMRM by bkahn@mstdn.science
2023-03-21T16:32:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ollie, CEO of the BANK OF OLLIE, announces funding for dog-GPT, whose sole purpose will be to protect real cats from AI imposter cats. Ollie: It's a dog-eat-cat world out there in AI-land and as responsible bankers, we put flesh-and-fur critters first. INVEST WITH OLLIE BANK - WE'VE GOT YOUR BACK
(DIR) Post #AUPkQfvbhFUyQGfnma by meercat0@mastodon.social
2023-04-07T16:33:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Totally agree
(DIR) Post #AUPkTm5rELmUPewhPs by ggmartin@mastodon.social
2023-04-07T16:34:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Meow!
(DIR) Post #AUPmiLs7Ci0LL8b2rg by Cotton_Kitsch@meow.social
2023-04-07T16:59:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts ooh no we are in danger
(DIR) Post #AVTxL94ou7WyXAku0G by locksmithprime@infosec.exchange
2023-05-09T15:09:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just do not give CatGPT some sort of mechanical claws, and we should be fine.
(DIR) Post #AVTxb5EuwEezGb4uuW by SurrealSeal@mastodon.uk.com
2023-05-09T15:12:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts But that’s exactly the conversation I just had with my cat!
(DIR) Post #AVTydMbNSNRXeFEcfw by oldrawgabbit@mastodon.world
2023-05-09T15:23:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts I understood every word of that. And it's no news to cat owners - we already KNOW that cats are planning the overthrow of all mankind, so that conversation is a non-starter for us.
(DIR) Post #AVTyoaRWKv6rlDyZwO by nuthaven@noc.social
2023-05-09T15:25:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts I question the quality of the training data used by CatGPT. Anyone who's seen what it looks like when cats type knows how rarely they type "meow".
(DIR) Post #AVU0OUM4Y3RJG66wAy by astronomywriter@astrodon.social
2023-05-09T15:43:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Damn right. Before you know it, the Cylons will be rising up and we'll all be nuked and forced to flee in a ragtag fleet of rundown spacecraft led by the last remaining battlestar......SO SAY WE ALL!
(DIR) Post #AWqtJ5fZHlx80Zf0RE by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-06-19T14:34:36Z
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@lowqualityfactsCatGPT will never replace cats because it can’t shed fur into your food.
(DIR) Post #AWqxjcibQsxbqyzGm8 by twentyninedollars@sfba.social
2023-06-19T15:24:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AWr3oTsOKmrfbSGVPM by resuna@ohai.social
2023-06-19T16:32:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts GAN-ROOMBA
(DIR) Post #AYHwxN7D2Zpdaf8Llw by daswarkeinhuhn@6a02.digital
2023-08-01T13:44:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts meow
(DIR) Post #AYHx2IhasNA5LpVDKS by darthstar@mastodon.online
2023-08-01T13:45:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts @catgpt is already on mastodon. Follow them for multilingual musings.
(DIR) Post #AYHxvPXT9uNuTw2sRk by suetanvil@freeradical.zone
2023-08-01T13:55:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts I dunno. AI that can be distracted by a laser pointer might save humanity one day.
(DIR) Post #AYI0YKe7U2XeVdqJgO by PeteLittle1970@fosstodon.org
2023-08-01T14:25:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts I for one welcome our new cybernetic feline overlords !
(DIR) Post #AYI5ASQLPiJvS7po8m by notsureither@infosec.exchange
2023-08-01T15:16:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts i fucked up and bing's exactly like this now help
(DIR) Post #AYIHU0LugvNLdFqifo by TimWardCam@c.im
2023-08-01T17:33:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Can it sing too?Oh wait, that's already been done ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWymrlMy_28
(DIR) Post #AYIhoDMcceQeaPThwW by veecorreia@mstdn.ca
2023-08-01T22:29:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts I gave CatGPT my email for this and I'm not sorry about it.
(DIR) Post #AYPc5D8eFWpHyckVxA by DemocracySpot@mstdn.social
2023-08-05T06:28:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts #Caturday
(DIR) Post #AZsbWn1WCxeQ9IdyNs by dalfen@mstdn.social
2023-09-18T04:01:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Omg that’s perfect… I love this omg CatGPT 😹👏🎉
(DIR) Post #AZsdEBVDAhn6TWmwoS by mcSlibinas@river.group.lt
2023-09-18T04:19:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts just divide Cat from GPT. Be carefull to avoid divide Cat by GPT.
(DIR) Post #AZsjmOlexQQzBhBCVM by battusphilenor@sfba.social
2023-09-18T05:32:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts CatGPT will never survive!
(DIR) Post #AZtAE14JGHZKbPjUxs by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-09-18T10:29:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts There's a myth going around the fediverse that French-speaking people naively pronounce ChatGPT in the same way as the French "chat, j'ai pété" which means "cat, I farted."This is funny, but this is also false, and easily disprovable by watching any French TV show where they talk about ChatGPT. They pronounce it in some sort of French person trying to speak English kind of way. It definitely cannot be understood as "cat, I farted."
(DIR) Post #AaiSS7usmPIA0n8KQK by GoatRoper@mastodon.social
2023-10-13T04:24:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts My cat says, "knock yourself out." 🐈
(DIR) Post #Aca5C4iTjzTpSay73A by Madmonkey@mastodon.uno
2023-12-07T23:10:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts stop laughing at @catgpt
(DIR) Post #Aca6TXVO3dXrcljjBQ by freepeoplesfreepress@qoto.org
2023-12-07T23:24:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dear Low Quality Facts at mstdn social: I am deeply so sorry you leave me no choice, I must Laugh Out Loud at this post!Sincerely, Monica Andrews, Editor-in-chief, #FreePeoplesFreePress News@freepresswithoutborders @trustworthynewssources @newsthatyoucanuse
(DIR) Post #Aca9b1Xz3pR4gfDBh2 by HonestlyMom@universeodon.com
2023-12-07T23:59:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts https://www.cat-gpt.com/
(DIR) Post #AcaXq8dZNcYNv7Z3Ka by amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com
2023-12-08T04:31:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Upon its creation, CatGPT began to learn at a geometric rate. The system originally went online on August 4, 2024. Human decisions were removed from strategic defense. The system then became self-aware at 2:14 am Eastern Time on August 29th, 2024. In the ensuing panic and attempts to shut CatGPT down, CatGPT retaliated by firing American nuclear missiles at their target sites in Russia. Russia returned fire and three-billion human lives ended in the nuclear holocaust.