Post ASBLtshsjHkMxPhSXw by izziegofficial@musicians.today
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(DIR) Post #ARRtq9SW5y241RheXg by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-01-08T23:21:59Z
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Still trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost if you:-Like pizza.-Enjoy watching movies.-Have recurring dreams that you are a frog.-Feel distraught when you wake up and realize that you are in fact not a frog.-Spend your days studying ancient texts in search of a forbidden incantation that transforms humans into amphibians.
(DIR) Post #ASApvVAvzbCg1Q1AvI by GoblinQuester@dice.camp
2023-01-30T16:10:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts weeeelll, I do play green in Ingress…
(DIR) Post #ASAr0vNY60ych04Gum by vlrny@disabled.social
2023-01-09T00:06:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts Have you considered you might be a frog having nightmares about being human?
(DIR) Post #ASAr0vwdzX38RqUIcK by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-01-09T00:07:49Z
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@vlrny Well I will now.
(DIR) Post #ASAr0wTc0xQA65ud0K by kcsorenby@mstdn.social
2023-01-30T16:22:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts @vlrny 😏😂
(DIR) Post #ASAs3NFZXewvfR4KGW by gbrls@infosec.exchange
2023-01-30T16:34:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts hi... Well, my homepage is just a frog ASCII art collectionhttp://gbrls.space
(DIR) Post #ASAvo8cE4QiZkfegbI by JulieEmery@mastodon.ie
2023-01-30T17:16:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm with you on the first two if that helps.
(DIR) Post #ASAwCxHXLVcDqAoOWG by sentient_water@mastodon.lol
2023-01-30T17:20:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Me & my besties recently.
(DIR) Post #ASAyTAbzkkCziyEynY by heathen@mastodon.lol
2023-01-30T17:46:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts @actually_a_frog dis you? 😁
(DIR) Post #ASBLtshsjHkMxPhSXw by izziegofficial@musicians.today
2023-01-30T22:08:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts @cambraca Ribbit ribbit! 😛🐸. Success! 😂
(DIR) Post #ATsuLQbJKMZHQFln9M by calculsoberic@mstdn.social
2023-03-22T20:19:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts have you found your people yet?
(DIR) Post #ATsuSUl2GqbCLFgk7M by bmwalt@hachyderm.io
2023-03-22T20:20:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts same…. It’s not easy to find people here
(DIR) Post #ATsuTBbcxhchEWcKvI by nicolaottomano@mastodon.uno
2023-03-22T20:20:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts PIZZA!
(DIR) Post #ATsucAZ4CdXCbshelM by thomasbeagle@mastodon.nz
2023-03-22T20:22:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm guessing that Frogkisser by Garth Nix is a favourite book of yours?
(DIR) Post #ATsumjI1wy63Cilne4 by uninventive@universeodon.com
2023-03-22T20:24:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts If frogs could cry there'd be a tear to the thought of another human forced to eat carbs, maintain a nonsense career, and otherwise live the not-pond life.
(DIR) Post #ATsus1r8Lh4GEZiStk by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-03-22T20:25:17Z
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@calculsoberic Not nearly enough, I expected thousands to match the exact criteria here.
(DIR) Post #ATsutwksHjlizcheAC by calculsoberic@mstdn.social
2023-03-22T20:25:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts well I'm starting to feel kind of unique then
(DIR) Post #ATsuzUrqsnkUEsc4nY by zoomydu@mindly.social
2023-03-22T20:26:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts I mean…no fewer than 2 species of dart frog reside in my home….
(DIR) Post #ATsvqalzen6xu1Bsi8 by macknowles@mastodon.world
2023-03-22T20:36:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts Oh, HI ! We have found each other!I like flies on my pizza.I have......the.....book.
(DIR) Post #ATswFTx09xjxyzCxai by sabrinaweb71@sociale.network
2023-03-22T20:40:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts I know a cat that likes pizza, not sure if they ever dream about frogs
(DIR) Post #ATsxS6RQyelumz1aHA by egeltje@infosec.exchange
2023-03-22T20:54:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts 1 out of 5 ain't bad... *clicks "Follow"
(DIR) Post #ATsyxEUbC474gqudqC by LoganFive@beige.party
2023-03-22T21:10:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts I mean “forbidden” is such a strong word. Can we just say “not widely popular” incantation?
(DIR) Post #ATtCGTOJK9QlnsTa1Q by BitterOldPunk@mefi.social
2023-03-22T23:40:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts sorry I fucking hate movies
(DIR) Post #ATtCbIrhed21Et9mZU by MiriMiri@mastodon.social
2023-03-22T23:43:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts nobody likes the right kind of pizza tho
(DIR) Post #ATtKalZQF86JbtrRRY by cthellis@urusai.social
2023-03-23T01:13:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts I feel like you know me.
(DIR) Post #ATtQHgBCf12F79oZ2O by cornickj@hachyderm.io
2023-03-23T02:17:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts @astroPug unfortunately I prefer playing video games to watching movies so I could not boost. <ribbit>
(DIR) Post #ATtRj2GkjxFHOf1Dpg by Nonnie@med-mastodon.com
2023-03-23T02:33:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts I do -like pizza -enjoy watching movies-have recurring dreams but I am not a frog though I can breathe under water-fee distraught when I wake up to realize I can't breathe under water-Spend my days reading old hand-written (sometimes very faded or torn) french Birth/Marriage/death records in search of my ancestors despite not being fluent in french.
(DIR) Post #ATtVTNcRzengnOxS4G by mlohbihler@techhub.social
2023-03-23T03:15:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts are these criteria "and" or "or"?
(DIR) Post #ATtkJwjI68Eq6a7KE4 by catfluoride@mastodon.social
2023-03-23T06:01:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts last point should be "annihilate humans" (especially before my 3rd coffee in the morning), but fine.
(DIR) Post #ATu2JqmK1Rm0p5dfNI by lafnlab@tech.lgbt
2023-03-23T09:23:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts if you want to pluck insects out of the air with your tongue, I won't stop you. 🐸
(DIR) Post #AURoymIQ4SX6FAjE1o by rbos@mastodon.novylen.net
2023-04-08T16:33:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts You like pizza?! I like pizza! Let's be friends.
(DIR) Post #AURp17kRHg6PM3x9Ki by Bahnya@mastodon.social
2023-04-08T16:34:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts #frog
(DIR) Post #AURpMbtMPAgovSN5AO by TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org
2023-04-08T16:38:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts have you ever tested the hypothesis that the opposite of kissing a frog is slapping a prince?
(DIR) Post #AURpOgQQWNC9Z4pITg by JamesDRyan@mastodon.world
2023-04-08T16:38:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Safe to assume one of the movies enjoyed has to be this one...?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OTaIzBPxtk
(DIR) Post #AURphdG6WC6PFK291E by pergus@mastodon.nu
2023-04-08T16:42:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts I love frog pizza 🍕 Am I qualified?
(DIR) Post #AURqEODVSroE9PRFRY by ferricoxide@mastodon.social
2023-04-08T16:48:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Lost me on the frogs. My body dysmorphia comes from having a physical manifestation at all.
(DIR) Post #AURqJVKCSsWFdy0ZO4 by chigh@squid.cafe
2023-04-08T16:48:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts is this an “any” or “all” situation? 😉
(DIR) Post #AURqohJLwwzTnOUCZc by MaJ1@mastodonapp.uk
2023-04-08T16:54:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts erm, not sure if this counts but I used to be a frog until some fool of a princess kissed me!
(DIR) Post #AURrLK9j3sJxXMXZvk by wander1236@androiddev.social
2023-04-08T17:00:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts https://www.jackboxgames.com/junktopia/
(DIR) Post #AURs2T2RuawFXQi2TI by UrsaAshBear@mas.to
2023-04-08T17:08:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts Do toad aspirations count?
(DIR) Post #AURsG2YRAxEXSB8xai by aaribaud@mastodon.art
2023-04-08T17:10:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts"Have recurring dreams that you are a frog"Er...
(DIR) Post #AURvWfIBDVwa5n9rvs by oblomov@sociale.network
2023-04-08T17:47:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts any or all of the points?
(DIR) Post #AURvYE8z7nDyTMbOZE by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-04-08T17:47:50Z
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@oblomov I'll take what I can get.
(DIR) Post #AURxilCFI4uPmtHHAe by rickf@indieweb.social
2023-04-08T18:12:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts @pseudonymsupreme <ribbit>
(DIR) Post #AUS0EKU8L36k7OpFc8 by randynose@fosstodon.org
2023-04-08T18:40:13Z
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@lowqualityfactsI'm watching The Bourne legacy after I ate some 🍕 pizza. @khoji
(DIR) Post #AUS0PbfemYeubYap7Y by khoji@ieji.de
2023-04-08T18:42:19Z
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@randynose @lowqualityfacts I’m eating home made potato salad with wieners and reading James M. Cain’s posthumously published noir masterpiece.
(DIR) Post #AUS7btzZBpcAa4iQiG by randynose@fosstodon.org
2023-04-08T20:02:57Z
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@khoji @lowqualityfacts Are the wieners in the salad, or separate?
(DIR) Post #AUS8BQY68Tctgpo6Fc by khoji@ieji.de
2023-04-08T20:09:24Z
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@randynose @lowqualityfacts Eternal questions. Now they’re in me.
(DIR) Post #AUSLDEj8MLUT0YA6r2 by diffiehellmanstan@infosec.exchange
2023-04-08T22:35:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Pizza and movies, I can attest to liking.
(DIR) Post #AUSLKVRgbAVgt2T2m0 by ThomM@mastodon.cloud
2023-04-08T22:36:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts to paraphrase the famous philosopher of life, Meatloaf, "2 out of 5 ain't bad...."
(DIR) Post #AUUP9HQ5C6TsKkXWoC by ncrav@mas.to
2023-04-09T22:28:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts together we shall find the path to frogtodon and chirp our way into Valhalla!
(DIR) Post #AVWd5PVqc3SVGbUrfU by heathen_cat@mastodon.social
2023-05-10T22:06:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts See the problem isn't forbidden texts, you have to find the right combination of pizza toppings and movie, I'm close to cracking the... *croak!*🐸
(DIR) Post #AVWddmw621erl7APwG by HistoPol@mastodon.social
2023-05-10T22:12:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Lol, trying to help, but have the feeling that you might be quite alone in this. 😉
(DIR) Post #AVWeq9lD63j3ycXKdc by justafrog@mstdn.social
2023-05-10T22:26:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts I definitely don't have that frog problem.
(DIR) Post #AVWfHpSm9gb58N6q92 by asjmcguire@mastodon.scot
2023-05-10T22:31:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts I don't fancy living in a sewer though.... I see that's not a requirement, but I assume that it is.....
(DIR) Post #AVWfn97f6zbv5GAOqu by nicksalt@mas.to
2023-05-10T22:36:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts all of the above plus eat with a knife and cut with a fork.
(DIR) Post #AVWfnEMNdhM3KM5izI by staidwinnow@mastodon.social
2023-05-10T22:36:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well, I only got 4/5 so I cannot boost your toot.
(DIR) Post #AVWfxnxa8NImdPXBPU by JPK_elmediat@mastodon.art
2023-05-10T22:38:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts I dreamt I met a frog who enjoyed watching movies about eating pizza while studying ancient texts in search of a forbidden incantation that transforms humans into amphibians. Turned out he thought he was John Mastodon, Vaudevillian, and the inventor of low quality factoids.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evgEJlOPoeo
(DIR) Post #AVWfy7Kc6y0yiLSLRo by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-05-10T22:38:53Z
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@staidwinnow That is fair, I wouldn't want 4/5 people to boost and create any confusion.
(DIR) Post #AVWg7Ol4gjptMvG61Q by cozymel@kolektiva.social
2023-05-10T22:40:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts found it: https://laserdisc.party/@checkervest/108243740703517979
(DIR) Post #AVWiSrWj7eI6aAuUJE by DenOfEarth@mas.to
2023-05-10T23:06:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Mandatory, if belated
(DIR) Post #AVWm1m7TWBbroHRE4O by gilesforyou@mastodon.coffee
2023-05-10T23:46:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts Make it Rana!
(DIR) Post #AVWmEVWaWrVY6eFvFo by maddler@mastodon.ie
2023-05-10T23:49:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Brother!
(DIR) Post #AVWx9jsgp7iogDWS6C by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-05-11T01:51:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts RibbitRibbit, ribbit.
(DIR) Post #AVXPboWNxiP3tdGVc0 by ddr@pony.social
2023-05-11T07:10:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ah, body dysmorphia, we know that well here on pony.social.
(DIR) Post #AVXycj0fR7DJUIbDQ8 by chris@omgwars.com
2023-05-11T13:42:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Does dreaming of Simon Walterson count on the frog points?https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Simon_Walterson_(Earth-616)
(DIR) Post #AVYgqh4voEq1XG45GC by EchoTango5179@fosstodon.org
2023-05-11T21:58:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Do we have to match 100%?I spend my days studying ancient texts in search of a forbidden incantation that transforms my enemies into flaming piles of goo.
(DIR) Post #AVZ5wEr69X6savKqTw by PhDHealthPR@zeroes.ca
2023-05-12T02:39:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m concerned about the amount of amphibian-related thought in this tooot 🙃
(DIR) Post #AWt1TwYyfeWIttBRzM by MacCranky@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-06-20T15:15:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m thinking your people are probably a pretty small group. Ribbit.
(DIR) Post #AWt1ZyKj0DLM7zOLhI by ebooksyearn@thepit.social
2023-06-20T15:16:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts Do we have to tick ALL the boxes or just some
(DIR) Post #AWt2pdNMmzRfiWewnw by Meowthias@mastodon.world
2023-06-20T15:30:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts The first two and the last one.
(DIR) Post #AWtSr1kkEsDmQ2v3tA by sojoinstant@mstdn.social
2023-06-20T20:22:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts pineapple on the pizza yes?
(DIR) Post #AYJzEvle2vNOD3T2eW by Roundcat@mastodon.social
2023-08-02T13:19:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts Maybe not a frog but...well...
(DIR) Post #AYJzHxcxaU8SqYqlDU by RacerX@mastodon.world
2023-08-02T13:20:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🐸How deep is the frog pond? Kneedeep.
(DIR) Post #AYJzV4jSU1P6e98via by BeBo@mastodon.world
2023-08-02T13:22:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts All except the first couple of points ...
(DIR) Post #AYJzfiYdGgu93h9bTU by quirk@mastodon.social
2023-08-02T13:24:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts what happens if a princess keeps kissing you?
(DIR) Post #AYJzpkLLU3rFUbim7U by martinlentink@mastodon.social
2023-08-02T13:26:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is 3 out of 5 OK too?
(DIR) Post #AYJzsEXOC2zniYXZGy by fahrni@curmudgeon.cafe
2023-08-02T13:26:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts @debonairetoast Well, I guess two out of five ain’t so bad.
(DIR) Post #AYK0nQyyb02Aoyifa4 by CatHat@mstdn.party
2023-08-02T13:37:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts does a winged Mexican dancing frog count?
(DIR) Post #AYK0tNNUuUJ9Nb1RtQ by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-08-02T13:38:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYK1NBFwXkJYTJhVgW by alexshendi@rollenspiel.social
2023-08-02T13:43:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts But 🐸🐸🐸 generally don't eat pizza and watch movies???
(DIR) Post #AYK3i3m5koyfG3p0oC by ManitouRyan@mstdn.social
2023-08-02T14:09:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's like we're the same person!
(DIR) Post #AYK4a1oFHEpongYyhs by blingoali@mastodonapp.uk
2023-08-02T14:19:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Only the first two, but I did once dream about two mint humbugs racing up the steps of the Albert Hall, if that helps.
(DIR) Post #AYK797DRMsPVbzCro0 by DeadUnrisen1996@mastodon.social
2023-08-02T14:48:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts 👀👀
(DIR) Post #AYKAQkvxFaZVa28BTk by arifell@tooot.im
2023-08-02T15:25:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts is this an 'and' situation' or an 'or' situation?
(DIR) Post #AYKBWQNegCKDWkM2ZE by feline_shady@aus.social
2023-08-02T15:37:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts me too... i'm not esp into any of these things, but you didn't say i *couldn't* boost in that case
(DIR) Post #AYKDAA5Kmjm0WcITmS by cturnbow@mastodon.world
2023-08-02T15:55:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts You had me at "pizza"
(DIR) Post #AYKEDx2BLjvFA3C3fs by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-08-02T16:07:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts In my dreams, nobody can hear me scream.#AlienFrog
(DIR) Post #AYKXYZNGPUrczWbDu4 by falkduebbert@social.vivaldi.net
2023-08-02T19:43:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts OR, XOR or AND?
(DIR) Post #AYMEH5em8Wid5Wf6Ce by PattyHanson@mastodon.social
2023-08-03T15:17:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts Does the kind of frog make a difference? 🐸