Post ASAn97ftrdLnKOIzK4 by Hanktank@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #ASAiasRfa5MsQq42Ai by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-01-30T14:48:22Z
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*Watching literally any movie about a chef*Me: I wonder if this chef is talented.*That scene plays where the chef rapidly cuts vegetables into very small pieces*Me: Wow, that is a talented chef.
(DIR) Post #ASAixMGBPYTDGtPXns by yassie_j@mastodon.lol
2023-01-30T14:52:24Z
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@lowqualityfactsDon't forget the part where the chef is so talented that they defy the laws of physics and the chopped pieces magically fly into the bowl.
(DIR) Post #ASAjigj18krmLxT05Y by edwiebe@mstdn.ca
2023-01-30T15:00:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Watching any movie with a scene in a family kitchen. Wow, that person has never used a knife before.
(DIR) Post #ASAn97ftrdLnKOIzK4 by Hanktank@mastodon.social
2023-01-30T15:39:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts If it is in Kdrama, I believe it .🤞
(DIR) Post #ASAnjSiH7awZ0BkCJs by ohmrun@mastodon.social
2023-01-30T15:45:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts And never once do they say: Oh fuck I think I can smell the garlic bread burning.
(DIR) Post #ASAuNrthVPjePyjrUm by davidtoddmccarty@me.dm
2023-01-30T17:00:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts The other tell is when they ask someone to taste something, the other cooks swoon and speak profanely at how good it is. Uniformly shaped vegetables and melodramatic line cooks. That’s how you know. Messy hair helps.
(DIR) Post #ASwbfbzRwaFbtVzz8q by Lampje@mastodon.social
2023-02-22T17:16:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts 💪😅👍
(DIR) Post #ASwzm6Tfu2Br5SlTPM by RHW@mastodon.au
2023-02-22T21:46:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts I swear those veg k ife slicing skills are achieved by speeding up film..😉