Post AS9LOJY30fPYcb7zZw by stylus@octodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AS8SfUfvOjS6ZjzWlM by cattailnu@uiuxdev.social
2023-01-29T12:40:29Z
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Writing prompt picture. Tell a story in one post/reply. Any genre.#author #authors #writing #writingcommunity #writingprompt #DigitalArt #digital #art #Promptodon #FlashFiction #ghoststory #nonfiction #MicroFiction #horrorPrompt #sff #fantasy #SciFi
(DIR) Post #AS8VAoeTNKGhPvNLTk by ThienThaiMeow@masto.ai
2023-01-29T13:08:32Z
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@cattailnu "Have you seen my key ?""What key?""My car key, of course""Bob, you sold your car to buy this fancy suit, don't you remember?"
(DIR) Post #AS8mZ0UYhiFYJErKr2 by frodo32d@toad.social
2023-01-29T16:23:23Z
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@cattailnu "A blue tweed jacket? I explicitely said only brown.""My nanoreplicator ran out of brown."
(DIR) Post #AS8oREjc47yG4fK6lM by cattailnu@uiuxdev.social
2023-01-29T16:44:27Z
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@ThienThaiMeow *laugh*
(DIR) Post #AS8oW9W0tlJnKoJ3PU by staringatclouds@mastodon.social
2023-01-29T13:16:31Z
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@cattailnu Lookie here, see, my pants have a higher waist, see & I got an exceptionally fine straw hatHa, you're just pulling your waistband up, I can see your hand there, I have to admit that is a fine hat but my trilby is much better nyahYou're both palookas, nuts da pair of you, my pants waist is higher than both o'yous, I just got dese short legs see, my mom made me walk too soon as a kid see, now bask in the magnificence of my fedoraAh blow it out yer assC'mon?Yeah!
(DIR) Post #AS8oWA095jQAqGP7NQ by cattailnu@uiuxdev.social
2023-01-29T16:45:17Z
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@staringatclouds Yup. From the beginning of time, people have been trying to one-up each other and hurl insults?
(DIR) Post #AS8oZhVwwnzHeJy6r2 by cattailnu@uiuxdev.social
2023-01-29T16:45:57Z
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@InSearchOf I'm more concerned about the size of both of those... How much radiation did you use to grow these?
(DIR) Post #AS8ok2VljfiJfNoW48 by cattailnu@uiuxdev.social
2023-01-29T16:47:48Z
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@frodo32d Muhahahaha!!!! Makes me think the Star Trek away mission is in jeopardy...
(DIR) Post #AS8uF1kd70DI3YMOps by staringatclouds@mastodon.social
2023-01-29T17:49:26Z
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@cattailnu Next the overstuffed waistcoats I just couldn't think of anything remotely sensible for this oneNot that any of the others I've done have been remotely sensible
(DIR) Post #AS99rL6N76LqO7FyAi by cattailnu@uiuxdev.social
2023-01-29T20:44:26Z
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@staringatclouds Things are supposed to be sensible? I'm doing something wrong...
(DIR) Post #AS9LOJY30fPYcb7zZw by stylus@octodon.social
2023-01-29T22:53:38Z
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@cattailnu[EXT - PRODUCE MARKET]DOUGLAS: You mean, youse fellas also been visited by that duck?PATTERSON: He waddles into my speakeasy like he owns the place. Why, I'd like to see somebody clip his wings.TANNER: Word from the boss is, don't harm a pinfeather on the guy.PATTERSON: Give him what he wants, right. Cost of doing business, that's what it is.DOUGLAS: Miss, if you would, a pound of your finest table grapes. Keep the change.TANNER: Nails would have ruined the finish on my bar anyway.
(DIR) Post #AS9UoILsykFU1ou1ui by cattailnu@uiuxdev.social
2023-01-30T00:39:12Z
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@stylus I can hear that in my head!
(DIR) Post #AS9a0De4nr5Wg1usls by ixtlidekami@mstdn.social
2023-01-30T01:37:22Z
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@cattailnu The man in beige suit was listening to the three men in the fruit stand. His job was to take note of *EVERY* single word they said. Those three men were the most important persons in the world. Not right now, but in a few years they would change the world. Who were they? Who knows. The man in beige suit was only told to shadow them. He didn't need to know more. He shouldn't even greet them. This meeting was a turning point in history. He shouldn't interfere…#WritingPrompt
(DIR) Post #AS9aW19QnAIpC2kFmq by cattailnu@uiuxdev.social
2023-01-30T01:43:08Z
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@ixtlidekami Whoops. And suddenly the future was...
(DIR) Post #AS9baGYbYRkM5R6qie by ixtlidekami@mstdn.social
2023-01-30T01:55:04Z
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@cattailnu There. The future wasn't altered because the foolish things he did were part of history. He was send there because his bosses knew he had to be there. Just behind them, in the fruit stand…=)
(DIR) Post #ASBeTKRzMxisJTJoBs by gnarlygeek@hachyderm.io
2023-01-31T01:36:44Z
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@cattailnu Marston shocked Phillips and Crandall, "They sank the Firestall with a single torpedo about 200 miles off of Bermuda."As it slowly sank in, Phillips asked, "So we've lost all of the next shipment? Half of it was already committed to our customers."Shoving his hands into pockets, Marston agreed, "It'll cost us half our profits from last quarter."Crandall stood listening, ever the silent partner. Finally, he spoke softly, "Was any of the crew rescued?"Marston shook his head.
(DIR) Post #ASCugHDEVoyYSZZYI4 by cattailnu@uiuxdev.social
2023-01-31T16:13:12Z
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@gnarlygeek Priorities, ya know...
(DIR) Post #ASCvERlVmcsF2Dtplw by sj_ashcroft2@libranet.de
2023-01-30T21:58:54Z
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"I'm tellin' yer... You ain't gonna do it""But it's a free country, a free market. I can trade here!" he protested."Look, fruit-man, don't get fresh with me, or I'll tear yer plums 'til you scream for mercy! I'm tellin' yer - there's only one fruitfather on this patch, an' you ain't it!"
(DIR) Post #ASCvESAKIMiuHBVeS0 by cattailnu@uiuxdev.social
2023-01-31T16:19:22Z
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@sj_ashcroft2 Snarkle snarkle snort snort..