Post AS9GhTCGrPh2HIFzAO by HopefulMama@cupoftea.social
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 (DIR) Post #ARMzQa2IctiQmgd9KS by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-01-05T18:51:58Z
       
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       Mario has set unrealistic vertical leap expectations for plumbers.
       
 (DIR) Post #AS5dRrBtP9mENElRy4 by cautionarytale@mastodon.world
       2023-01-28T03:57:09Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts yeah.
       
 (DIR) Post #AS5mlWIdgcosxaN3Ls by DopeGhoti@infosec.exchange
       2023-01-28T05:41:33Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts With the right combination of shrooms and "fire flowers", you too can jump several times your own height from a standing start.
       
 (DIR) Post #AS66M8xXKJ2cPmg3Bw by vathpela@better.boston
       2023-01-28T09:21:01Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Nintendo plumbers can't jump?
       
 (DIR) Post #AS9GhTCGrPh2HIFzAO by HopefulMama@cupoftea.social
       2023-01-29T22:01:05Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Wow, the many Saturdays spent playing Mario.  The simple, good old days.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASBDfpSZCofBCQKCno by jacqueline@dice.camp
       2023-01-30T20:36:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I saw plumbers’ ass when the plumber was fixing my sink last week. So I asked him to ground pound. He blanked look up at me. “Ya know? Jump up real high m, somersault backwards, then hit the ground real hard with your ass. Hopefully on something so you kill it.” I still don’t understand why he left without finishing the job.