Post AS8vJlyXIE42Wygw0e by Techpriest@mastodon.world
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 (DIR) Post #AS8iIk9THyIPBIz9Jg by onan@dobbs.town
       2023-01-29T15:35:40Z
       
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       There is a confusion in the modern mind as to whether salvation comes from faith or works. If a SubGenius keeps up the F. I. B. (Faith in "Bob") is that sufficient? Or must a SubGenius send in that one-time membership fee to The SubGenius Foundation?Fortunately, in this instance the doctrine is clear. If he hasn't seen your money, you're still Pink to "Bob".The proof, you ask? After the deed of donation, you get all the faith you want for free, forever!:jrbd: https://subgenius.com
       
 (DIR) Post #AS8vJlyXIE42Wygw0e by Techpriest@mastodon.world
       2023-01-29T18:01:05Z
       
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       @onan Way better deal than the ongoing 10% minimum that other “totally not a cult” wants.