Post AS39LQvakcTOF5EzR2 by yddy@sfba.social
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(DIR) Post #AS38ebZpHaVYojdcP2 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-01-26T23:02:41Z
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Give us a movie about Pablo Escobar's hippos going on a cocaine-fueled rampage across Columbia please.
(DIR) Post #AS38plei9NadGHFI5g by jjhysell@beige.party
2023-01-26T23:04:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts jfc
(DIR) Post #AS39H2KeFvIunjre5Y by GreenFire@climatejustice.social
2023-01-26T23:09:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts That reminds me, I should drive over to Knoxville for the premier of 'Cocaine Bear'.
(DIR) Post #AS39HANmKAYrllOG4u by malinkey@mstdn.party
2023-01-26T23:09:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts one time there was a flood in the Calgary zoo and the hippos could have almost swam over their enclosure at which point they woulda been 10 ft from the river and I thought "this is the first 10 minutes of a horror movie"Nothing scares me more than hippos
(DIR) Post #AS39LQvakcTOF5EzR2 by yddy@sfba.social
2023-01-26T23:10:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts *grabs the popcorn* Yes, please.
(DIR) Post #AS3CNUFDgskOyD5nCi by gregsdennis@fosstodon.org
2023-01-26T23:44:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts because cocaine bear wasn't enough
(DIR) Post #AS3CtPnLlkw4R9HUem by tlariv@mastodon.cloud
2023-01-26T23:50:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts I want to know about these devices they have
(DIR) Post #AS3DY44rQ4HYxCr3oW by Cyrus@zirk.us
2023-01-26T23:57:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts they are people, under US law, which is interesting considering US immigration policies.https://www.nbcnews.com/news/animal-news/pablo-escobar-s-cocaine-hippos-can-be-legally-recognized-people-n1282292
(DIR) Post #AS3EpAR58FvbYEy3IO by gregsdennis@fosstodon.org
2023-01-27T00:11:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts if the plot isn't aligned with Homeward Bound, I'm out.
(DIR) Post #AS3FASt3j4d0rGD2AK by darth_anxious@toot.community
2023-01-27T00:15:40Z
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@lowqualityfactsWell, even, just, like, this phrase :"Pablo Escobar's Runaway Hippopotamī"...
(DIR) Post #AS3R9Vj0t6zCoup0zI by Sfwmson@universeodon.com
2023-01-27T02:29:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts There is a movie about Cocain Gorilla.
(DIR) Post #AS3amYU1SwqgFvVEMy by liferstate@mas.to
2023-01-27T04:17:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts High quality fact: Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos are considered an invasive species, but per the outcome of a recent court case cannot be euthanized, because they have separately been granted legal personhood.
(DIR) Post #AS4t8UPdH4QaKn1Aoq by Jamellica@mastodon.world
2023-01-27T19:18:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts I suppose if you're going to release a non-native species to breed in the wild, it might as well be the world's deadliest animal. 🤷♀️
(DIR) Post #ASpXfh6XAZRtphNQ7E by Citizenkahn@tech.lgbt
2023-02-19T07:29:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts @werewolfapologist jurassic Park has nothing on Pablo
(DIR) Post #ASpdodM54tHsXIIKLg by saadazim@mastodon.art
2023-02-19T08:37:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts And the inevitable crossover. "Cocaine Bear V. Cocaine Hippo".
(DIR) Post #ASpl5oqQJTcqlud2lk by BigJackBrass@social.vivaldi.net
2023-02-19T09:59:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts "Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire…"
(DIR) Post #ASqDISLW4RnDTVzDVY by jremsikjr@ruby.social
2023-02-19T15:15:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts Check out National Geographic Investigates: Colombian Hippo Invasion on Hulu! https://www.hulu.com/series/59a9a080-e307-48cc-bfec-b5d950b86775?play=false