Post ARoV9hMX6bNXMIFk2a by rasterman@freespeechextremist.com
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(DIR) Post #ARoV9hMX6bNXMIFk2a by rasterman@freespeechextremist.com
2023-01-19T21:34:10.907542Z
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This trailer for a Duke Nukem 3D mod taking place in England has a recurring gag where Duke keeps getting attacked by seagulls. I had to look it up and found that apparently, seagulls are the apex predator in the UK.‘It carried our dog away’: are the UK’s seagulls getting more aggressive?They’re huge, aren’t scared of us and EVERYWHERE – why we need to cull seagullsGizmo the Chihuahua 'seized and taken away by seagull'Seagull attacks: Does the UK have a problem?Looks like the plot of those movies where everyday animals get out of control and start killing people. lmao What's happening over there?
(DIR) Post #ARoVJsifjd17TgSpea by lina@eientei.org
2023-01-19T21:35:50.022930Z
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@rasterman you sure that it's the apex predator?
(DIR) Post #ARoVUAmHRwzYNd3ir2 by rasterman@freespeechextremist.com
2023-01-19T21:37:52.923851Z
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@lina LMAO. The UK needs more people like him and there won't be a problem no more.
(DIR) Post #ARoVZWxQPhAucKpJJo by lina@eientei.org
2023-01-19T21:38:44.591201Z
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@rasterman the chip pensioner is a very lazy, but efficient killer, if they take up arms against the seagulls, the gulls will stop bothering the british people
(DIR) Post #ARoquBMdzQgolXJMdU by WhiteTemplar@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2023-01-20T01:37:45.136161Z
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@lina @rasterman If he wanted to be a true Chad, he should have eaten the bird afterward.
(DIR) Post #ARoqwhiKgWjNfyet6G by lina@eientei.org
2023-01-20T01:38:10.889709Z
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@WhiteTemplar @rasterman he has the chips, why should he eat the bird as well?
(DIR) Post #ARorBxo38XOtveboLg by WhiteTemplar@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2023-01-20T01:39:28.960523Z
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@lina @rasterman Because bird is tasty too and it would be a shame to waste it.
(DIR) Post #ARorByXmOVyqDU0Kcy by lina@eientei.org
2023-01-20T01:40:57.474704Z
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@WhiteTemplar @rasterman there's enough seagulls there for it to be left to rot, but with the chip pinching there's not enough chips at that moment, so priorities had to be made
(DIR) Post #ARorLRhJN3OFF1yjTs by WhiteTemplar@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2023-01-20T01:41:49.640737Z
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@lina @rasterman All I is saying is to turn lemons into lemonade and eat that fucking bird.
(DIR) Post #ARorLSRkaOXLZ3horg by lina@eientei.org
2023-01-20T01:42:42.338030Z
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@WhiteTemplar @rasterman next time he will, unless he'll have a sosig roll, then the sosig roll comes first
(DIR) Post #ARorpQN2rulRoVnIUC by WhiteTemplar@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2023-01-20T01:43:42.342525Z
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@lina @rasterman Dude could easily eat both in one sitting. Just look at that big boy. Made for eatin'. And fucking up seagulls.
(DIR) Post #ARotmnlhcUi9Q6Ck9Q by hammerswinger@poa.st
2023-01-20T02:10:09.697688Z
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@lina @rasterman I live in *coastal town* and tge seagulls will take a sammich right outta your hand. Last summer my wife had her sandwich taken at the beach and I kicked the seagull like a placekicker. Very satisfying. The seagull walked away tho… with a 90 degree bend in its neck. Some libtard started screaming at me to stop. Cut into my enjoyment somewhat. They should take protection away from seagulls for a few years so they can learn to fear humans.
(DIR) Post #ARouFlZOsA1R02GHK4 by chemical_ali@poa.st
2023-01-20T02:15:24.040876Z
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@hammerswinger @lina @rasterman seagulls are vile imps that will kill and eat their own when they get the chance. they do not deserve any pity
(DIR) Post #ARpixx7gH9mnHQYjZY by rasterman@freespeechextremist.com
2023-01-20T11:43:38.437869Z
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@chemical_ali @hammerswinger @lina That game trailer sent me into the seagull rabbit hole. It wasn't too deep, basically I learnt that:A) they're bigger than I thoughtB) they're arseholes and no one likes them