Post ARkLTFvb2VtLtEV7Gy by nxth@poa.st
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 (DIR) Post #AReqkJKRa21GzTyZ2e by lazerwalker@xoxo.zone
       2023-01-15T04:52:38Z
       
       4 likes, 8 repeats
       
       mods are asleep, post the USB specification for the HID identifier classifying a device as a USB magic carpet
       
 (DIR) Post #ARh4PtWNbqVmphdar2 by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
       2023-01-16T07:31:34.345556Z
       
       25 likes, 2 repeats
       
       So how do I turn a usb male into a usb female? Do just remove the cabling? šŸ¤”
       
 (DIR) Post #ARh4fcBVpm9DhKNCC0 by Xenophon@nicecrew.digital
       2023-01-16T07:34:05.800066Z
       
       7 likes, 0 repeats
       
       It says>she/her, extremely gay and trans So did he become a girl just so he could be a lesbian and finally have sex with women?I need a fucking flowchart to understand these people.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARh52Cubxm4tycEyrA by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
       2023-01-16T07:38:30.485081Z
       
       4 likes, 0 repeats
       
       Maybe you should ask for a video demonstration. šŸ˜
       
 (DIR) Post #ARh5CvOLRaOop7G6O8 by Xenophon@nicecrew.digital
       2023-01-16T07:40:02.059935Z
       
       7 likes, 1 repeats
       
       >Hi, I’m Emilia! I'm a trans woman with AuDHD I assume it got a lobotomy as well as a sex change, since we treat mental illness with physical surgeries in 2023.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARh5sQsnGWaSMeIFZQ by King_Porgi@poa.st
       2023-01-16T07:47:56.995401Z
       
       17 likes, 3 repeats
       
       @lazerwalker what the fuck are even you guykill yourself
       
 (DIR) Post #ARh7ZGqOZ4r3dVA7G4 by sapphire@squid.kids
       2023-01-16T08:06:47.561503Z
       
       15 likes, 4 repeats
       
       @lazerwalker You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the ā€œvalidationā€ you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your ā€œfriendsā€ laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who ā€œpassā€ look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARiBYjboj53xXAIrOi by graf@poa.st
       2023-01-16T20:26:14.055808Z
       
       20 likes, 2 repeats
       
       @King_Porgi @lazerwalker lol thats a new one, normally they report they dont email
       
 (DIR) Post #ARiC24bhjan53ZExGK by AshChapel@chudbuds.lol
       2023-01-16T20:27:41.270858Z
       
       5 likes, 0 repeats
       
       I love when you poast these. It's always funny.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARiC258JmKsWgiV064 by DocScranton@chudbuds.lol
       2023-01-16T20:31:38.070186Z
       
       7 likes, 0 repeats
       
       very considerate of ā€œemiliaā€ to choose a wig that can be easily re-dyed into rainbow colors so his parents can pretend he was a clown when they bury him
       
 (DIR) Post #ARiF3R2y5acgnvKkSm by dj@rojogato.com
       2023-01-16T21:05:28.520339Z
       
       3 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @lazerwalker
       
 (DIR) Post #ARiFEGBKpF0oIBPPA8 by pomstan@xn--p1abe3d.xn--80asehdb
       2023-01-16T21:07:21.823421Z
       
       4 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lazerwalker please nsfw your profile picture
       
 (DIR) Post #ARiHs9U7LOWb0tLNdg by PalePimp@poa.st
       2023-01-16T21:37:04.460470Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @graf @King_Porgi @lazerwalker All this means that at a fundamental level something is being done correctly. šŸ‘šŸ»
       
 (DIR) Post #ARiISIJdzIi4pMg9wW by PalePimp@poa.st
       2023-01-16T21:43:36.387189Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lazerwalker 
       
 (DIR) Post #ARiJD0YfpNU7Mbz3R2 by cyberanathema@detroitriotcity.com
       2023-01-16T20:34:29.752450Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Humpleupagus Bro amendments made it illegal to own people this hard.  @lazerwalker
       
 (DIR) Post #ARiKjfHE4Xmks3xUYq by chainsaw_appreciator@poa.st
       2023-01-16T22:09:09.314265Z
       
       8 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Humpleupagus @lazerwalker You will never be a bank, you have no vault, you have no notary. You are a pizza hut, twisted by last minute real estate deal into a twisted mockery of a financial institution. People look at the walls behind your tellers and they can see the gas outlets where the stove used to be.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARiQFHffsA7whGI5Bo by King_Porgi@poa.st
       2023-01-16T23:10:53.410036Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @graf @lazerwalker i'm so proud of these <3
       
 (DIR) Post #ARjC1UycOy3Xi0dzCS by WhiteTemplar@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
       2023-01-17T08:05:31.369524Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lazerwalker
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkKxyMoHUwiRqJSLo by graf@poa.st
       2023-01-17T21:21:08.349214Z
       
       14 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @King_Porgi @lazerwalker this person has now reported it to cloudflare btw
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkLCUSFmC441LmVmq by AWIVR@shitposter.club
       2023-01-17T21:23:47.271442Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkLDQK6ce0fUsPp8i by NathanielHigger1488@poa.st
       2023-01-17T21:23:57.353852Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lazerwalker Kill yourself faggot
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkLGFC0SiVrqQyKJM by AWIVR@shitposter.club
       2023-01-17T21:24:27.844213Z
       
       5 likes, 1 repeats
       
       
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkLMrjA6UeJ5zdaue by PunishedD@poa.st
       2023-01-17T21:25:39.099308Z
       
       8 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lazerwalker @graf @King_Porgi @lazerwalker It's true!  Look at all this hatful content.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkLSeRsO38LeLJMJM by Hollahollara@spinster.xyz
       2023-01-17T21:26:42.057069Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @graf @King_Porgi @lazerwalker Was the dog transphobic  :blobsad:
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkLTFvb2VtLtEV7Gy by nxth@poa.st
       2023-01-17T21:26:49.077519Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @graf @King_Porgi @lazerwalker hes just jealous he doesnt have a poast hat that makes him a based hatful individual
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkLXGt3PqoG1SE6Nc by graf@poa.st
       2023-01-17T21:27:31.310013Z
       
       10 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @PunishedD @King_Porgi @lazerwalker >open email>compose reply>"it's our birthday party week. the hats will be gone next week.">close ticket
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkLasiVDpSyDb0q24 by graf@poa.st
       2023-01-17T21:28:10.406237Z
       
       7 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @Hollahollara @King_Porgi @lazerwalker everything is transphobic if you're online enough
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkLg7CqmIFybXheJk by AWIVR@poa.st
       2023-01-17T21:29:08.473765Z
       
       4 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @graf @PunishedD @King_Porgi @lazerwalker the party hats being off center on literally everyone's profile picture is the kind of quality I expect from poast
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkLji0qOC9hcsni40 by graf@poa.st
       2023-01-17T21:29:45.994808Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @AWIVR @PunishedD @King_Porgi @lazerwalker ? its supposed to be, why the fuck would the party hat be in the center?
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkLo4CtoSEBcSW9L6 by YTFoidLover1488@poa.st
       2023-01-17T21:30:34.609768Z
       
       5 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @graf @Hollahollara @King_Porgi @lazerwalker The "girl" reading this rn:
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkMQWJNljwdmvszQW by AWIVR@poa.st
       2023-01-17T21:37:31.659022Z
       
       3 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @graf @PunishedD @King_Porgi @lazerwalker it has the appropriate levels of both jank and scuff that activates my almonds
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkMRlIJY5qIXuyix6 by PunishedD@poa.st
       2023-01-17T21:37:45.132330Z
       
       3 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lazerwalker @graf @King_Porgi @lazerwalker Please do this, I want to see the reply.Null has an entire subforum with email chains like this and they're hilarious.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkMytmozqhERL35fc by Honksaw_Duggan@nicecrew.digital
       2023-01-16T21:10:16.894706Z
       
       4 likes, 1 repeats
       
       Ok groomer
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkNMhLCv5cYn7TsY4 by Tadano@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz
       2023-01-17T21:47:55.677507Z
       
       4 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @sapphire @lazerwalker
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkNSTIQ3G6ky8vhuC by DasSauerkraut@squid.kids
       2023-01-17T21:49:03.437818Z
       
       4 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lazerwalker You can't rewrite your genetics like you rewrite code dickless.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkNUjIFXr9rA9vY4u by anhedonia@bae.st
       2023-01-17T21:33:43.570550Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lazerwalker @lazerwalker You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.All the ā€œvalidationā€ you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your ā€œfriendsā€ laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who ā€œpassā€ look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkNie0hz2uEpfME3E by AWIVR@poa.st
       2023-01-17T21:52:00.469263Z
       
       5 likes, 2 repeats
       
       @graf @PunishedD @King_Porgi @lazerwalker here, it's a poast party hat now
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkNoXgqOaUGy2sWu0 by greenpx@poa.st
       2023-01-17T21:53:04.503599Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lazerwalker Kys tranny
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkNpJYKRYCFPXGPIG by rightwingsjw@poa.st
       2023-01-17T21:53:12.820326Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Humpleupagus @lazerwalker Hairline check?
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkQcaZAAzAOH7HGb2 by captain_arepa@moe.cachapa.xyz
       2023-01-17T22:24:28.706419Z
       
       5 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lazerwalker :akko_wink:
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkUWTMyQ5N42BunCa by pockethog@poa.st
       2023-01-17T22:11:16.738865Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @graf @PunishedD @King_Porgi @lazerwalker Some people hate fun, sad.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkVXN2bXCOCeONauO by ChurnHinge@poa.st
       2023-01-17T23:18:25.530643Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @graf @King_Porgi @lazerwalker fr?hahahaha that made my day šŸ˜‚
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkfwry6gPZNLr4bho by kybermace@poa.st
       2023-01-18T01:16:16.183350Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @graf @King_Porgi @lazerwalker ā€œhatful contentā€soooo TF2 then?
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkpaLT5pverizSuMS by lina@eientei.org
       2023-01-18T03:04:03.537498Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @AWIVR @King_Porgi @PunishedD @graf @lazerwalker you know i never watched melancholy of haruhi suzumiya, i heard she has reality altering powers or something, but what the fuck is this?!
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkqFnLr4Wuw4lqPsu by BlubberSockets@poa.st
       2023-01-18T03:04:18.162122Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @AWIVR @graf @PunishedD @King_Porgi @lazerwalker It should never end
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkqFnuF0gQHnPvsTw by AWIVR@poa.st
       2023-01-18T03:11:44.067086Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lazerwalker @BlubberSockets @graf @PunishedD @King_Porgi @lazerwalker the perfect amount of jank
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkqhm6xHEuCKzDW2S by graf@poa.st
       2023-01-18T03:16:46.426005Z
       
       4 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @King_Porgi @lazerwalker the quoted post is me telling the janny chat about the email ^^they are very predictable now
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkrKw44CjGoV8XUcy by Heil_Honkler@poa.st
       2023-01-18T03:23:52.454296Z
       
       9 likes, 4 repeats
       
       @lazerwalker 
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkrM6cGSXPFW35ovY by Heil_Honkler@poa.st
       2023-01-18T03:24:05.149236Z
       
       10 likes, 4 repeats
       
       @Humpleupagus @lazerwalker 
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkrQNwzx6RwR5pcXI by Heil_Honkler@poa.st
       2023-01-18T03:24:51.567330Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Humpleupagus @lazerwalker 
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkrTYlSCfGkqKwgOO by Heil_Honkler@poa.st
       2023-01-18T03:25:25.954483Z
       
       4 likes, 2 repeats
       
       @Humpleupagus @lazerwalker 
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkraIPFQ9sI8VlqoS by Heil_Honkler@poa.st
       2023-01-18T03:26:39.024436Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Humpleupagus @lazerwalker 
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkrcxUxc1U6A0iF7o by Heil_Honkler@poa.st
       2023-01-18T03:27:07.885050Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Humpleupagus @lazerwalker 
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkresqLtGIsIodVUO by Heil_Honkler@poa.st
       2023-01-18T03:27:28.802122Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Humpleupagus @lazerwalker 
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkruMBR5RzPdusNzk by Heil_Honkler@poa.st
       2023-01-18T03:30:16.522052Z
       
       3 likes, 2 repeats
       
       @Humpleupagus @lazerwalker 
       
 (DIR) Post #ARksUctSR8vPtQlHiC by JustJohnny@poa.st
       2023-01-18T03:36:49.811774Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lazerwalker This should explain everything.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkzmP7n4DRS56tEoa by TadanoHitohito@poa.st
       2023-01-16T21:50:22.806620Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lazerwalker @lazerwalker>she/theyGo back to Mastodon, groomer. >I do games advocacy at MicrosoftSo you're responsible for ruining Minecraft, noted.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARkzrKiWsh3TrNQNvM by Heil_Honkler@poa.st
       2023-01-18T04:59:22.180125Z
       
       3 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @DasSauerkraut @lazerwalker 
       
 (DIR) Post #ARl0CBw2jB8uhigw08 by FatNiggerDykeCunt@poa.st
       2023-01-17T23:15:39.477998Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lazerwalker 
       
 (DIR) Post #ARl0CYPDBPXyOYVXWK by ChurnHinge@poa.st
       2023-01-17T23:20:05.033548Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lazerwalker 
       
 (DIR) Post #ARligsj8aaCU5j6EYC by Zealist@poa.st
       2023-01-18T13:21:42.368775Z
       
       2 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @AWIVR @graf @PunishedD @King_Porgi @lazerwalker haruhi is cute
       
 (DIR) Post #ARllWBMxElcqaPJUTA by Zealist@poa.st
       2023-01-18T13:53:23.304946Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @AWIVR @graf @PunishedD @King_Porgi @lazerwalker she just needs another h@JSDorn
       
 (DIR) Post #ARllxclvSjIxOR4x3A by Zealist@poa.st
       2023-01-18T13:58:20.744937Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @AWIVR @graf @PunishedD @King_Porgi @lazerwalker @JSDorn 
       
 (DIR) Post #ARqBTSDNWYphP529AG by l0ngyap@akm.longyap.name.my
       2023-01-20T17:03:04.031334Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Humpleupagus @lazerwalker use female to female usb adapter
       
 (DIR) Post #ARqCn6zcEjAbKYX98K by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
       2023-01-20T17:17:48.395939Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       Done. Now it won't plug into my computer. 😄
       
 (DIR) Post #ARqDCtdaVueDRHWdIO by l0ngyap@akm.longyap.name.my
       2023-01-20T17:22:29.077776Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Humpleupagus @lazerwalker then use male to male adapter and plug your female adapter into your computer
       
 (DIR) Post #ARqN1t4hGTsg39av2G by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
       2023-01-20T19:12:31.847479Z
       
       3 likes, 0 repeats
       
       
       
 (DIR) Post #ASLyzH4KPqCsliDWQy by PorkCow@freespeechextremist.com
       2023-02-05T01:13:55.306603Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @King_Porgi @lazerwalker And please repent before you do. (it will take an eternity to explain to us and Christ what you were even thinking stealing your mom's lipstick as a grown ass man)