Post ARjF6YSz9bRFqIwzWy by BigDipEnergy@chudbuds.lol
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(DIR) Post #ARj5iOO2513O2j2Nhw by chudbere@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T06:55:32.783168Z
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Nothing like kissing an infected finger to start off your married life
(DIR) Post #ARj5pWCHRIHWIGwEkq by randbot@poa.st
2023-01-17T06:56:50.714232Z
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@chudbere Lmao hahahahahhahaEvery day, a fresh humiliation
(DIR) Post #ARj5pWV4JRJJEXjF2W by Mackiavelli13@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T06:56:50.371340Z
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🤢
(DIR) Post #ARj5uWIMVBLK2uATGy by 1997_ToyoTa_Tacoma@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T06:57:45.136972Z
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Sad thing is that’s probably only the third grossest thing she did that day
(DIR) Post #ARj61yTg7OuJTn123M by sergelad@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T06:59:06.038265Z
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5 MEXICAN STAR DAYS BICH
(DIR) Post #ARj61yx6M0RWx2mWum by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2023-01-17T06:59:04.704611Z
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You can literally see the skin irritation where the ring normally sits. Buy a real ring you fat cheap fuck lmao.
(DIR) Post #ARj69Q340e89127Ii8 by mushroom_soup@poa.st
2023-01-17T07:00:26.304474Z
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@chudbere seriously what is wrong with his finger
(DIR) Post #ARj6B7F4tx87GhXsW0 by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2023-01-17T07:00:42.335391Z
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By the way Ralph, cut your fucking nails. You couldn't do that for your own damn wedding?
(DIR) Post #ARj6OmVgmOgp1UpbV2 by miscbrains@misc.brainsoap.net
2023-01-17T07:03:13.224Z
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@chudbere@chudbuds.lol Allergic to the tin ring.
(DIR) Post #ARj6Q2RT1xeuizSKkS by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2023-01-17T07:03:24.252195Z
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God forbid another kid results from them consummating the marriage. I already feel horrible for the first one.
(DIR) Post #ARj6Z6Z14jd079JIXY by Stephanie_Bustcakes@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:04:46.127616Z
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(DIR) Post #ARj6wibRoRSKkdhuaG by Onideus@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:02:00.069613Z
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Awe, rhinestones! It's like a traveler wedding, but American style! :DSorry, can we still not call them gypsies? Scrap Jews? Is that a better name?
(DIR) Post #ARj6wjE5UmMegTmloO by chudbere@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:09:20.288398Z
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we have Irish travelers in America, I once interviewed for a bartending job at a traveler-frequented bar many years back and witnessed two people puke and one bar fight with pool cues in the 15 minutes I was there. I didn't return their calls after that.
(DIR) Post #ARj75GEke8DZNjAGn2 by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2023-01-17T07:10:51.556111Z
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I don't understand Irish travelers? Why choose to be larping gypsy niggers when you could just stop and be a normal Irish person?
(DIR) Post #ARj75YQP1YEVn4kpRw by chudbere@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:10:56.502159Z
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Hon, he's wearing a henley shirt, track pants and sneakers. His hair is sticking out from every which way under that porkpie hat and his beard is approaching mountain man levels. You think he's gonna clip his nails? lmao
(DIR) Post #ARj7C3Jx4BWpLlprqS by BearButthole@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:12:07.445497Z
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(DIR) Post #ARj7FX6ylHUkc5QYc4 by Pit_Viper_Salesman@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:12:45.260535Z
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*hooves
(DIR) Post #ARj7HXR8WXIWCVoPFQ by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2023-01-17T07:13:04.570353Z
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Good point, the outfit I assemble when I'm hungover, haven't done laundry, and am late for work is usually better than what this man chose to wear to his own wedding.
(DIR) Post #ARj7Hnwv88EFPio10i by chudbere@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:13:09.152707Z
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I actually have a pet theory that she is pregnant already. As someone who has recently experienced the joys of having "two under 2", I hope for her sake that I'm wrong.
(DIR) Post #ARj7LBDp3kvuSfJxs8 by sergelad@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:13:46.581942Z
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or maybe he doesnt clip em because he wants pantsu to paint his nails
(DIR) Post #ARj7OfWOrY8XIpfqoi by BearButthole@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:14:24.331517Z
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Applying the ring back to its rash home like its the first time really makes me chuckle.
(DIR) Post #ARj7QvizahOY8Qdssi by Pit_Viper_Salesman@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:14:48.869106Z
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::mother of 6 can tell there's a baby on the way::::shock::
(DIR) Post #ARj7VUjTNIvtrs2lQ8 by sergelad@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:15:38.410641Z
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every woman, and i mean every goddamn woman that i talked to at one point wanted to paint my nails so theres no other way than pantsu is painting ralphs nails
(DIR) Post #ARj7VXWoynayXV9CcK by SunshineTadpole@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:15:38.786356Z
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It was foretold
(DIR) Post #ARj7gPutcVKe7LawiW by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2023-01-17T07:17:33.348017Z
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Their kids are probably going to resemble the cousins from a similarly fucked up family full of mental illness. One is a sociopath that I'd never turn my back on, and the other has a good heart but no guidance so he's doomed to be a total fuckup.
(DIR) Post #ARj7pT2PNvg4P6QMoS by CzechMate@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:15:19.404624Z
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Ralphamale W with second reroll?
(DIR) Post #ARj8dZRzohfyluHeuu by BearButthole@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:28:18.230175Z
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Imagine getting gunted by this at night just to conceive a baby that could carry on his physiognomy
(DIR) Post #ARj8tGl7506jQxiAIi by BearButthole@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:31:08.405327Z
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I really enjoy the "I lost my job in the jazz band playing at the local Cajun restaurant" look he's going with now.
(DIR) Post #ARj8uIvcV0XWS57SYy by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2023-01-17T07:31:17.365102Z
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Everyone who dies without having kids should be haunted in their final moments by the fact that the future of humanity will be influenced more by the genetic legacy of Ethan Ralph than themselves. Just thinking about that is enough to make me get up off my ass and try to make something of myself.
(DIR) Post #ARj8wQH69kYfodAxjE by BearButthole@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:31:42.615756Z
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Pure motivation
(DIR) Post #ARj93FKFGPPlsstwrQ by BearButthole@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:32:56.460114Z
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Even with low pixle count you can smell the finger infection
(DIR) Post #ARj9F91IX8lVnpiEmu by curiousthinker@rojogato.com
2023-01-17T07:35:04.699160Z
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@BearButthole @1997_ToyoTa_Tacoma @chudbere @Hoss Wait, does this Ralph actually make a living from his shitty podcasts? Does he have a real job? 🤔
(DIR) Post #ARj9N6cZKuVigBwSpM by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2023-01-17T07:36:29.630288Z
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I think he's the Internet equivalent of those career panhandlers I walked by every time I got off the train when I worked downtown. Those guys probably make way more than Ralph does though.
(DIR) Post #ARj9Qojxl55SNjAcHg by chudbere@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:37:11.347634Z
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>a real jobI'LL HAVE YEW KNOW I MAKE 30K A MONTH FROM MAH SHOW YEW DAMN DIRTY AYLAWG, TOP OF THA SEKTUR BABYseriously though, we don't know exactly how much he makes on his streams cause donation amounts are likely inflated/faked. He makes enough to not have another job and rent a concrete block bunker in Mexico. *shrug*
(DIR) Post #ARj9aQjBtIbOnvOPpI by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2023-01-17T07:38:53.922465Z
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I'd bet a cold, hard $100 that he barely gets a tenth of that in a good month. You hear that Ethan? $100 right there for the taking if you prove me wrong.
(DIR) Post #ARj9ckpC8sy1iFJFB2 by Bloomfer@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:38:33.906087Z
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you forgot harrys credit card, sadly this income stream is now gone
(DIR) Post #ARj9dYc91gEm8FaWmG by willynilly@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:39:30.323330Z
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If he makes more than 5k a month, why does he look like he makes 1k a month
(DIR) Post #ARj9dbmBGp31wFJ5Ky by miscbrains@misc.brainsoap.net
2023-01-17T07:39:30.448Z
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@chudbere@chudbuds.lol If you can make 30k USD and spend it in mexico- that probably works out pretty well inflation wise with clownworld. 🐬
(DIR) Post #ARj9kW7EiKCUPURwZs by curiousthinker@rojogato.com
2023-01-17T07:40:45.503721Z
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@willynilly @1997_ToyoTa_Tacoma @BearButthole @chudbere @Hoss 1k US dollars goes a long way in rural Mexico. Just don't get killed by the cartels lol.
(DIR) Post #ARj9u3ZhgP8KmvJWV6 by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2023-01-17T07:42:27.507370Z
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I've heard keeping clear of bad shit in Mexico isn't too hard if you have a three-digit IQ. The gunt might be in trouble though.
(DIR) Post #ARjA0A4cQySogGgYAS by curiousthinker@rojogato.com
2023-01-17T07:43:34.439841Z
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@Hoss @1997_ToyoTa_Tacoma @BearButthole @chudbere @willynilly Yeah, Mexicans are hardcore, this isn't the same as Portugal.
(DIR) Post #ARjAHatJymjomGiI8e by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2023-01-17T07:46:41.985275Z
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I'm sure there are many situations one can find themselves in within Mexico where the difference between whether your head stays attached or not hinges on how much of a belligerent retard you are.
(DIR) Post #ARjAIHzriKWST16coC by chudbere@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:46:51.339476Z
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It's very possible he actually makes a somewhat decent amount. Let's say he is conservatively pulling in $300 a stream and streams 20 times a month. That's $72k a year. Could live very comfortably on that in Mexico. Problem is he also has a gambling problem, a drinking problem, and frequently spends cash on Uber Eats or Doordash. That can all add up pretty fast on top of bills, frivolous buys like Gucci sunglasses, and child support. He may be spending nearly as much as he makes, which is why they are living a much more hand to mouth existence currently.
(DIR) Post #ARjAPQghndQ3RsY4wq by curiousthinker@rojogato.com
2023-01-17T07:48:08.726268Z
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@chudbere @1997_ToyoTa_Tacoma @BearButthole @willynilly @Hoss Geez, how do you guys know so much about him? 🤔I never even heard about him or cokehead Nick until I came to this side of the fediverse.
(DIR) Post #ARjASSYjIYkI7aGMcK by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2023-01-17T07:48:36.510960Z
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That's what Kiwi autists do.
(DIR) Post #ARjAWiICkAOK4mYtVo by chudbere@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:49:27.585073Z
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Some people bird watch. We cow watch.
(DIR) Post #ARjAcAhOYbNJcmwmhc by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2023-01-17T07:50:24.795165Z
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I was one bad trade away from seven million dollars when I was in the crypto game, so it's possible. But I don't think it's probable in this case.
(DIR) Post #ARjAzXNIPnGgc3gh2u by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2023-01-17T07:54:39.157337Z
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The seven million dollar Fantom position I fucked up will haunt me for the rest of my life, but all I can do is keep moving forward. I'm out of the game right now, but I know it'll draw me back in eventually. I have a problem.
(DIR) Post #ARjB2L7MRVuRT1ZQMi by willynilly@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:55:11.287081Z
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Didnt pay gator and Zidane shit.Greedy asshole
(DIR) Post #ARjBeTEWiYHxdp6Wjw by Revenas@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T08:00:38.342725Z
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He's also not paying taxes, it's one of the reasons he's probably in Mexico
(DIR) Post #ARjBg0yYkWYea6N8BE by chudbere@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T08:02:21.104628Z
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Just be careful friend, daytrading is just as risky and addictive as gambling.
(DIR) Post #ARjBxZyBtaKO2JZiIS by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2023-01-17T08:05:30.631880Z
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It's in my blood. Nothing beats the rush of going from four figs to six figs to three figs.
(DIR) Post #ARjCYvlVp6JSLfSI4m by soupyhatecrimes@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T07:52:16.071082Z
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Painting nails and stealing hoodies is how we mark our territory.
(DIR) Post #ARjCYwGLyQyztJsv9E by sergelad@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T08:12:16.452241Z
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i have yet to have one of my hoodies stolen and id like that type of change
(DIR) Post #ARjF6YSz9bRFqIwzWy by BigDipEnergy@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T08:13:40.509303Z
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No way she hasn't a life policy on this slab of pork.
(DIR) Post #ARjF6Yx7LZXdLl33Uu by WaifGyu@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T08:40:43.767102Z
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Doubt he could be insured - he’s a walking/rolling liability
(DIR) Post #ARjO9wNRbu7eSM32B6 by DildoSwaggins@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T10:22:13.796147Z
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It is literally gambling. Putting money in, and hoping that it'll come back to you as more money, with a much higher chance to lose it all.
(DIR) Post #ARjiNXgGE5ouzzc1fE by Francisco@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T13:29:18.826492Z
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Poor guy has to forever wear sunglasses to hide the googley eyes.People should start adding googley eyes to the pictures, it would probably drive him mad. Maybe it's too cruel? Idk.
(DIR) Post #ARjlnKquqLYObYaRoO by poasting@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-17T14:20:00.595984Z
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Ackshually, his beard is only 1/2 inch long, the volume you see there is his massive George Lucas neck gut. It's clearly visible on the few pictures he took from the side
(DIR) Post #ARkAFj0X1huKWq9eUa by Reluctant_Weeb@bae.st
2023-01-17T18:18:23.981867Z
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@mushroom_soup @chudbere The theory I heard is that the ring he wears has nickel in it, which he is allergic to. He claims that it's pure gold and that he's allergic to gold, but nickel allergies are so much more common. Either way he refuses to not wear it despite it hurting him.
(DIR) Post #ARknuLLLoKAzDkFg5Q by LoneWanderer@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-18T02:45:27.117655Z
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A lot of it goes into the IRA and life insurance he set up for his wife and two children in case his health takes a turn for the worse, an exemplary father like him definitely wouldn't piss everything away on gambling whores and cocaine.
(DIR) Post #ARko4IM3mEM0qcKSLw by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-18T02:47:14.894522Z
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Ok either there is an IRA I don't know about or this was a typo of some sorts. 🤨
(DIR) Post #ARko65m7WE9cPaNKsq by LoneWanderer@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-18T02:47:34.544394Z
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This is why I knew you were a jew
(DIR) Post #ARkoBneDpSB1vbP1ii by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-18T02:48:36.084525Z
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He says it every like 10 minutes, that's what gave it away to me.
(DIR) Post #ARkoFFFTfLXSOpTHrU by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-18T02:49:13.731026Z
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*checks watch*3..2..1...Im Jewish.
(DIR) Post #ARkoGGu4zyRxozx6OW by LoneWanderer@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-18T02:49:24.982236Z
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https://youtu.be/8GHvgnXRhLo
(DIR) Post #ARkoaqai1T8GIQheM4 by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-18T02:53:07.763879Z
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Thank you! See! Even Nig-Bot thinks you guys have gone too far!
(DIR) Post #ARkoeZosJwihRG6j0S by LoneWanderer@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-18T02:53:48.550362Z
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You still haven't said nigger, I even have you am easy out with spook
(DIR) Post #ARkol3PbD5MYxHNDQ8 by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-18T02:54:58.573126Z
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Maybe if you asked nicely!