Post ARirhTnr3cJbC5mo0e by clipperchip@ioc.exchange
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(DIR) Post #ARirhS8LGTVy13M8fI by deji@twit.social
2023-01-17T01:54:52Z
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#CowboysVBucs #NFLPlayoffsSummoning all #Witches and #Wizards of #Mastodon: Where can I obtain the most potent #Football #Hex (or #Spell, if you prefer)? I need BOTH of these two Teams to lose THIS game.Referrals much appreciated 🙏
(DIR) Post #ARirhSmOrXYc1I686S by clipperchip@ioc.exchange
2023-01-17T03:38:35Z
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@deji Are you hoping for a terrorist attack? 🤔
(DIR) Post #ARirhTHF0sE9YwWlAu by deji@twit.social
2023-01-17T03:59:32Z
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@clipperchip How did you reach THAT FAR, Homie? 🙄🤦🥱
(DIR) Post #ARirhTnr3cJbC5mo0e by clipperchip@ioc.exchange
2023-01-17T04:00:26Z
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@deji It's just about the only realistic way I could fathom. But on a lighter note: It doesn't matter. The 49ers will take care of the Cowboys next Sunday :)
(DIR) Post #ARirhTw0ZIpxbNbJia by deji@twit.social
2023-01-17T01:58:57Z
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I'd like to buy a tissue, please.I want to pretend to feel sorry for #TomBrady's first interception of the game
(DIR) Post #ARirhUO0tBEr0EhgMy by deji@twit.social
2023-01-17T04:01:16Z
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@clipperchipSorry, but I don't find "Terrorist Attack" funny under any guise.
(DIR) Post #ARirhUuyubbseU80ky by clipperchip@ioc.exchange
2023-01-17T04:02:30Z
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@deji Your choice. I like my humor like my men.
(DIR) Post #ARirhVdIFr3UrurOpE by deji@twit.social
2023-01-17T02:01:26Z
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Well, there's a reason his parents named him "Sick-as-Hell".What? That's not how you spell his name? Well, that's how *I* spell it 🫣
(DIR) Post #ARirhXPtcdWkOwbjDk by deji@twit.social
2023-01-17T02:05:25Z
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The Refs finally put on their glasses. That was, like, the 50th grabbing I've seen in the last 5 minutes 🙄
(DIR) Post #ARirhZC90jiPusBm40 by deji@twit.social
2023-01-17T02:18:25Z
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Rumors have itThat Tampa is freezingSo, #TomBrady is pulling double-shift tonightBench Warmer, primarilyBall Tosser, if necessary.
(DIR) Post #ARirhaJyp5ZrPSrXuq by deji@twit.social
2023-01-17T02:07:11Z
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Even High School Football Teams take care of the edge than these pretend Pirates have done so far. SMH
(DIR) Post #ARirhalz8xykoJxuZE by deji@twit.social
2023-01-17T02:34:17Z
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Ok, that Kicker needs to take a trip to his Podiatrist. Before they put him behind anything that is not his own body part 🤦
(DIR) Post #ARirhc806bBR0tH0WO by deji@twit.social
2023-01-17T02:10:27Z
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Talking about edges... Dear #Cowboys Kicker (whatever your name is), you have ONLY ONE JOB, dagnabit!!!!.You, Sir, are supposed to kick that oblong object THROUGH those upright poles, not AROUND their Edges.
(DIR) Post #ARirhcP15KnJrfEb2m by deji@twit.social
2023-01-17T02:40:59Z
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I've watched #FlagFootball games more entertaining than this crap they're calling a "PlayOff" in Tampa 😡
(DIR) Post #ARirhdx5K9dkfcBJmi by deji@twit.social
2023-01-17T02:36:37Z
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I have a theory.The #Bucaneers got too friendly with the Rum Barrels overnight.That's all I have. By way of rational explanation for their collective lethargy.Hick! 🥃
(DIR) Post #ARirhdyVEsm4k0qRzk by deji@twit.social
2023-01-17T02:56:08Z
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"How can you tell that a Football is properly inflated?"When #TomBrady can't throw it farther than a yard, that's how
(DIR) Post #ARirhgH0h2lbrzWG7U by deji@twit.social
2023-01-17T03:13:09Z
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What the heyyyy...???!!!!4 (FOUR, as in 1...2...3...4) missed kicks in one game???Ok, #Mastodon #Witches, y'all can back off now. Let him be. I forgive him. I forgive them all. Expect for #TomBrady. Him you can keep hexing, until further instructions.
(DIR) Post #ARirhi04H0P3E1bkzQ by deji@twit.social
2023-01-17T03:29:42Z
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"Tomfoolery" was one of the "Big Words" I learned early in Primary School.Little did I know that it was just so I can use it today.Rhymes well with #TomBrady (aka #TheDeflator)
(DIR) Post #ARirhjkBn0tEdMC6W8 by deji@twit.social
2023-01-17T03:34:00Z
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When did they last have a #FirstDown? Someone needs to check out that ball. Might need to weigh it, even
(DIR) Post #ARirhlTbLeoG0URswK by deji@twit.social
2023-01-17T03:41:11Z
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Hahahahaha... #Deflater actually thought that he could repeat that accidental touchdown???Oh, wait... He was looking for one of the NFL Gimmes he used to get back in the day. LOLz#DeflateGate