Post ARbfccJrPLjYbOx5G4 by Binkle@sleepy.cafe
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(DIR) Post #APiSmfXVlUCOKOzIdk by lunascaped@wetdry.world
2022-11-18T03:25:27Z
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My fucking oven has an update for "Turkey mode" and when I hit install it showed an updating screen for twenty minutes until it restarts back into asking me if I want to install Turkey ModeFuck Turkey Mode!!!
(DIR) Post #APiXxEKxk6XQuwyPvE by lamp@mastodong.lol
2022-11-18T04:52:30Z
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@lunascaped bruh wtf
(DIR) Post #APiYcMOggEgPmwKOky by jessica@mk.absturztau.be
2022-11-18T05:00:07.574Z
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@lunascaped@wetdry.world install the turkey mode :blobcatcomfevil: :blobcatboopadorable:
(DIR) Post #APiYwwrApne8enTAJM by jessica@mk.absturztau.be
2022-11-18T05:03:50.640Z
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@lunascaped@wetdry.world every oven has a turkey modeyou install the turkey in the oventhen you turn the oven on idk why your oven doesn't come with a turkey mode but that's really lame.
(DIR) Post #APiYx5KtJCAexHR0k4 by jessica@mk.absturztau.be
2022-11-18T05:03:36.083Z
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@lunascaped@wetdry.world every oven has a turkey modeyou install the turkey in the oventhen you turn the oven on idk why your oven doesn't come with a turkey mode but that's really lame.
(DIR) Post #APiZ1O4TaqggDgoAj2 by jessica@mk.absturztau.be
2022-11-18T05:04:37.603Z
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@lunascaped@wetdry.world we need turkey DRM now, the turkey has a QR code branded into it so you can't use any other turkeyinfinite money printer silicon valley failure type beat
(DIR) Post #APis1szuVZATGVckLo by straw@rdrama.cc
2022-11-18T08:38:00.285479Z
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@lunascaped dystopia stage 1: turkey mode
(DIR) Post #AQTEXg5X8kkjgInxQm by teknomunk@pl.polaris-1.work
2022-12-10T17:26:54.031433Z
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@lunascaped Go back. There is nothing good this way...
(DIR) Post #AQTlCMhTKIpTxLzlUu by mangeurdenuage@shitposter.club
2022-12-10T23:32:53.339227Z
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@lunascaped :AbsolutelyProprietary:
(DIR) Post #AQTlOo0xb9X6942iPo by yangwenli@cawfee.club
2022-12-10T23:35:08.747135Z
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@lunascaped
(DIR) Post #AQTlU7vN098pLHxuW8 by SirVo@noagendasocial.com
2022-12-10T23:36:05Z
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@lunascaped
(DIR) Post #AQTlvzRg7S8d9bMb8y by RyokoPilled@freespeechextremist.com
2022-12-10T23:41:09.017191Z
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@jessica @lunascaped YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A TURKEY
(DIR) Post #ARbYWSfZfnrXG1E5Im by pipivovott@post.ebin.club
2023-01-13T15:40:35.734315Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@lunascaped cold turkey mode
(DIR) Post #ARbYquLCV8zMs1RiaW by meso@asbestos.cafe
2023-01-13T15:44:21.194037Z
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@lunascaped turkey mode
(DIR) Post #ARbYwSh4CqsWrSK2Qi by coolboymew@shitposter.club
2023-01-13T15:45:20.299969Z
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@lunascaped I saw the first screen and I wondered "What? Which game is that?!"
(DIR) Post #ARbZ4sdZdGFPdmhcSO by slash@cdrom.tokyo
2023-01-13T15:46:42.509263Z
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@lunascaped turn the oven off and on again once its cooled off, you need to install it cold turkey
(DIR) Post #ARbZS6LGqPEIo1DKqm by caekislove@gleasonator.com
2023-01-13T15:51:04.360933Z
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@lunascaped More like "clown mode", amirite?
(DIR) Post #ARbZmC0RUkv8AF3INE by slash@cdrom.tokyo
2023-01-13T15:54:37.517687Z
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@lunascaped Someone took the Beef PC too literally
(DIR) Post #ARbb9squSZBdfESCe0 by Nelenese@shitposter.club
2022-12-10T23:34:40.272046Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@lunascaped on what planet do you need a computer to operate an oven
(DIR) Post #ARbbBenVgbpMeXi2cK by IceCubeSoup@noagendasocial.com
2022-12-10T23:38:42Z
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@lunascaped Turkey Mode started the moment you got your credit card out.
(DIR) Post #ARbbEVFxcHA3vkNFOi by KashKustomer@poa.st
2023-01-13T16:11:01.760485Z
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@RyokoPilled @jessica @lunascaped Fuck I wouldn't
(DIR) Post #ARbc45nBXJvw0sVwB6 by UpADamnMountain@poa.st
2023-01-13T16:20:21.188055Z
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@lunascaped You need to shoot your oven. Multiple times. .30 cal or bigger.
(DIR) Post #ARbcLwA84xS7MJksUa by Leyonhjelm@social.lovingexpressions.net
2023-01-13T16:23:27.961439Z
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@lunascaped is not an upgrade from Ottoman mode
(DIR) Post #ARbcsefS93Viek0WsC by eee@poa.st
2023-01-13T16:29:27.140759Z
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@lunascaped shoot your oven with the biggest caliber gun you have
(DIR) Post #ARbdboi5ebKapkmAim by sneeden@freecumextremist.com
2023-01-13T16:37:38.459317Z
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@lunascaped Ovens DO NOT need OTA updates what the hell
(DIR) Post #ARbfS1ZPBan3jMAim0 by butterdog@poa.st
2023-01-13T16:58:17.622925Z
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@lunascaped thought this was a Tesla dashboard for a moment
(DIR) Post #ARbfccJrPLjYbOx5G4 by Binkle@sleepy.cafe
2023-01-13T17:00:11.346564Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@lunascaped stop buying smart appliances
(DIR) Post #ARbfgbFTKZzERJnZD6 by runtimeterror@noagendasocial.com
2023-01-13T17:00:54Z
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@lunascaped its hard to soar with the eagles when you hang out with turkeys all day
(DIR) Post #ARfUjEI4p4ojF3uLmy by iska@mk.starnix.network
2023-01-15T13:16:58.998Z
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@lunascaped@wetdry.world :ohgno:
(DIR) Post #AXH9y8I7ZOT0EOrfFY by AuroraNemoia@wetdry.world
2022-11-18T03:43:23Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@lunascaped
(DIR) Post #AXHA1N9ukUKhD9ZRrc by LexiSnep@furry.engineer
2023-06-29T16:07:40Z
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@lunascaped IOT devices are a disease
(DIR) Post #AXHA1Ry2s2oG7n3XYe by fcktheworld587@social.linux.pizza
2023-07-02T06:44:27Z
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@LexiSnep @lunascaped there are few absolute truths in life, but this is one of them
(DIR) Post #AXHA2UtLU4fjU2MCky by muvlon@hachyderm.io
2023-06-29T16:09:48Z
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@lunascaped You just know there's a "Turkey Mode Team" at GE and they probably gave somebody burnout to finish the "estimated timer" sprint goal.
(DIR) Post #AY5P8LelfY8wSUAa3c by Squibbus@wetdry.world
2022-11-18T03:28:28Z
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@lunascaped this post made my brain crash and restart multiple times
(DIR) Post #AbNcjfKzBFS7zUujT6 by ashene@meow.social
2023-09-28T14:00:37Z
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@lunascaped cannot tell if satire or not
(DIR) Post #AbNcjgJbXrwT1VH8xE by fcktheworld587@social.linux.pizza
2023-11-02T01:02:52Z
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@ashene @lunascaped if only
(DIR) Post #AbOoQlzxaIcjksnU0m by Bam@sfba.social
2023-11-02T01:07:08Z
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@lunascaped @fcktheworld587 I am both disturbed and impressed by the concept of Turkey Mode and I’m having trouble reconciling those emotions.
(DIR) Post #AoPLjuGdWC0EBcjl0i by creamqueen@clubcyberia.co
2024-11-25T17:19:08.965488Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
@lunascaped
(DIR) Post #AoPLpTkh0w2PgkS8G0 by magicalthinking@noauthority.social
2024-11-25T17:20:13Z
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@lunascaped Turkey mode is an update? Not a system font?
(DIR) Post #AoVaNdyk5UJo5TEFbE by shalien@mastodon.projetretro.io
2024-11-28T17:31:31Z
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@lunascaped that's the most culturally oriented update I have ever seen
(DIR) Post #AoVb53FnzTucveuNIe by Zerofactorial@noc.social
2024-11-28T17:39:07Z
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@magicalthinking @lunascaped You don't need corporate tech to make turkey à la mode, just put a scoop of ice cream on it