Post ARa0d83X7ZozkkTr72 by Sexiam@poa.st
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(DIR) Post #ARZwcmiw2BiVm9QUro by Jim@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:01:15.698123Z
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Anyone else watching the shitstorm with the OGL in D&D going on right now? People are mass unsubscribing from DDB and suddenly the website is having errors preventing people from cancelling. Wizards really is a shithouse lol.
(DIR) Post #ARZwiAlI5a3fmB65uS by kroner@seal.cafe
2023-01-12T21:02:14.987038Z
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Fuck WOTC, I won't pay them a single dime for anything DnD related going forward (pdfs are available for free in a lot of places anyways)
(DIR) Post #ARZwsq8t5kgj0mDlxY by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:04:11.753659Z
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That the grifting shit, where they basically want to charge for homebrew shit? I lost interest in Wizards fucking ages ago, haven't looked into it past clickbait video titles tbh. 5e.tools has it covered, they don't get a fucking cent from me anymore.
(DIR) Post #ARZww9UbbWrrtUxVlw by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:04:47.916393Z
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Don't need PDFs, 5e.tools if you're a current edition fag.
(DIR) Post #ARZwx6RSQsPGiowKYa by LovecraftEnthusiast@nicecrew.digital
2023-01-12T21:03:23.087177Z
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Wizards has been such shit for a while, glad they are finally getting a customer revolt
(DIR) Post #ARZx1oMb4i1I6IuZWK by Jim@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:05:48.330098Z
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I've been hearing crazy shit now for the past week. I know they want to implement profit sharing and royalties for homebrew anything going forward with their new OGL. One of the most bizarre claims was that they wanted to try and retroactively apply it so if you made some product that sold well under the original agreement the amended one would try and force you to pay a percentage of profits. Absolute batshit lunacy if true.
(DIR) Post #ARZxPBbEqjhapJuE0u by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:10:02.580798Z
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Lmfao! There is no way they could pull off retroactive, they'd get sued to shit right?All they had to fucking do was listen to the actual fans, normies and wokes destroying yet another franchise. Woker things and mercer effect bs.
(DIR) Post #ARZxPnjN4wmp5Y0Fxw by BlackpilledNeilBreen@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:09:23.343038Z
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if only you had played with Bibble...
(DIR) Post #ARZxQe5qOdezUIuwDI by BlackpilledNeilBreen@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:01:49.342726Z
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has been for 20 years Jim.
(DIR) Post #ARZxZFK7rImdGwhMyO by Jim@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:11:50.875493Z
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I think it was Critcrab or another in the sphere covering it that brought up the retroactive profit sharing and yes it is insane and I thought the same thing that there is no way it could be legal but with the leak today it seems like they actively fucking hate their customers, are angry as fuck that D&D is such a small money maker for them, and will force absolute control down the throats of the entire fanbase.
(DIR) Post #ARZyEt4oxiiiRBObaa by darniil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:14:53.705980Z
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From what I've heard, nothing official has actually been announced. This is all leaks.Of course, that could just mean they were actually planning on releasing this officially, but now they've gone into damage control mode and are hastily trying to change their plans.
(DIR) Post #ARZyEtW7KEYRnqAP8S by internetfreak@poa.st
2023-01-12T21:19:23.458613Z
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@darniil @Jim @Sui Or in the case of paypal fining people for "muh misinformation" go "ok we wont do that policy" only to implement it right when the issue cools off
(DIR) Post #ARZyGzhHJqj5Y6O9a4 by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:19:46.145984Z
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If D&D is a small money maker to them, then they're doing it wrong. Maybe they overexpanded their expenses, and can't sustain it or something. But those books they keep pumping out aren't cheap, and they double charge you if you want online copies as well as physical. Plus they've got tons of free publicity from normie shit.. I know they hate their original fanbase, the ones that went back to 3.5 etc. But this is batshit if true dude haha, I'll have to go have a look at Critcrab's video/s on it!
(DIR) Post #ARZyP6GklfNmFUqZZQ by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:21:14.039773Z
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Push the bar a mile, wait for the chaos to end, push it a few feet. Rinse and repeat.What's the biggest alternative anyway? PF 2nd edition or something, but isn't that as woke/broke?
(DIR) Post #ARZySUasmmGKYjsc6K by PhenomX6@fedi.pawlicker.com
2023-01-12T21:21:47.736322Z
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@Jim @Sui it's such a shitshow even the EFF weighed in.https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2023/01/beware-gifts-dragons-how-dds-open-gaming-license-may-have-become-trap-creators
(DIR) Post #ARZyV0GjzOqLNRejMe by Twinkletard@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:22:07.036919Z
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D&D Beyond is a shit product and Hasbro, who has no clue who their audience is, is butthurt that no one wants it. I don't know, make a better product if you want to make money, Hasbro?
(DIR) Post #ARZyajxvWBK4YBajSq by Jim@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:23:19.332861Z
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Here you go, pretty interesting stuff, covers a lot of the financials of ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXTdoUW8nxo
(DIR) Post #ARZyax0X1o8B01uUpU by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:23:22.167052Z
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Cut expenses imo, there's always waste to cut.Attacking your customers, and the people giving them incentives to stay customers of yours, certainly ain't it.
(DIR) Post #ARZydZz55Kp2SjU8hM by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:23:50.850393Z
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Thanks dude! Time to jump down another rabbit hole haha
(DIR) Post #ARZyh4E76JBr7uBC7M by kroner@seal.cafe
2023-01-12T21:24:27.921468Z
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I played one session of PF in college and it was weird AF and I did not like it one bit
(DIR) Post #ARZyk4dk1KCxHFbHt2 by Trigg3rH4ppy@poa.st
2023-01-12T21:25:01.660777Z
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@Jim @Sui I swear to god these two are in some kind of controversy every 6 months
(DIR) Post #ARZyqagtlimcQ2BVtg by bebecool@shitposter.club
2023-01-12T21:26:12.246724Z
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@Jim That shit is everywhere now and i don't even play DnD. I came across open source dnd basic fantasy that now wants to change everything so they don't have to use the OGL.
(DIR) Post #ARZz1cZn6DWDS47UmW by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:28:11.622965Z
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I never tried it, but it's like a homebrewed 3.5e from what I've heard?I've only played a bit of 3.5, mostly bastardized copies for PC games like neverwinter nights and DDO tbh. I kinda like it, a bit bloated so it's not for everyone but I prefer it to the casual 5e route.
(DIR) Post #ARZz4Wb5mlVpmE74ng by DickedyourMomandsister69@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:27:28.838628Z
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I had a woman go shizo on me (again)this is boring
(DIR) Post #ARZz99o7wdTAXlQ2Sm by kroner@seal.cafe
2023-01-12T21:29:31.960237Z
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Just felt bloated AF for me and afterwards the GM handed everyone out a hand printed score card with exp gained, loot, etc etc.Just felt way too involved, I like DnD 5e better
(DIR) Post #ARZzNwPi1bnpLa2zDM by bebecool@shitposter.club
2023-01-12T21:32:13.032784Z
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@Jim @Sui Found this one funnyhttps://youtu.be/kMYF9qOCu0M
(DIR) Post #ARZzZpcz53KlmAvUjA by DocScranton@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:34:22.838702Z
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hey siri, why did starcraft 2 and warcraft 3‘s custom map scenes never produce the next DOTA
(DIR) Post #ARZzgaSVsOv8l2FY4u by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:35:36.070276Z
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5E's a lot easier and more casual friendly, it's still easy to fuck up the gameplay though. Table to table preference there really.I've homebrewed so much that it's practically a new game tbh, heroic fantasy ez mode doesn't sit well with me. I prefer warhammer fantasy roleplay's grimdark feel, shit like criticals that can explode on you. So even a goblin with a shortbow could get a lucky shot in that just KO's you, or you could absolutely destroy a dragon in a single crit etc. It adds a lot of tension, encourages strategy and combat avoidance. Tweaked XP gain too, so it's not just "Kill a thing, get XPs, level up totally irrelevant shit" which only encourages combat if you want to level up.Give this a skim sometime, I've gotten some interesting things from this guyhttps://www.giffyglyph.com/
(DIR) Post #ARZzj9ZQItvIEVhoQK by DioZeed@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:36:04.004234Z
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in all fairness, they got the idea from zenimax
(DIR) Post #ARZznJw1i7IpXKGVTU by BlackpilledNeilBreen@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:34:14.803594Z
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Yeah at this point everything put in a store is megawoke. Look for online archives (these to sadly are run by trannys) or used book stores for older editions.
(DIR) Post #ARZznKOjzMGsyNhREO by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:36:48.883329Z
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Damn, fuck that then.We got a non woke TTRPG alternative at all? Not just like personal homebrews of open source?
(DIR) Post #ARZzsqYTrBGy9ct2tU by SkipDWhoop@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:31:00.439724Z
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Yeah, PF1 was decently solid, but PF2 is lackluster mechanically and the company, Paizo, is basically owned by its tranny brigade. Anymore you either have to stick to older editions or branch out to stuff like Castles and Crusaders or Savage Worlds.
(DIR) Post #ARZzsr5nrHvZoyTepk by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:37:48.327279Z
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Castles and Crusaders & Savage Worlds, gotcha. Cheers dude, I'll give those a look
(DIR) Post #ARZztOnYXdXAMECZ72 by BlackpilledNeilBreen@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:08:50.266170Z
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That will never happen, 90% of the customer base are fucking drones like everything else and despite there being literal thousands of competitors they will never look into anything else.
(DIR) Post #ARZztPI2iHv7smSudE by LovecraftEnthusiast@nicecrew.digital
2023-01-12T21:17:24.701793Z
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Losing 10% of your active customer base is significant. Specifically because the sort of people invested enough to pay attention to this stuff are the whales they want to milk. Your average dnd player only buys the player hand book, and many of those buy it second hand or borrow a friend. They want to transition their business model to allow for more “micro transactions”, to use a word most people understand for this, and how they are doing it is angering their paypigs
(DIR) Post #ARZztPgrE1ln7k4jJI by chainsaw_appreciator@poa.st
2023-01-12T21:37:54.886188Z
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@LovecraftEnthusiast @BlackpilledNeilBreen @Jim >Tabletop microtransactionsI already own dice and pencils, these niggers are out of their mind.Imagine letting some yid sell you DLC for your own imagination.The fuck these niggers gonna do next? Make smart dice and force people to pay extra to unlock sides 18-20?
(DIR) Post #ARZzxXK0nFbdx1M6F6 by BlackpilledNeilBreen@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:37:33.258260Z
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No, dude. We gotta build our own. Start on /tg/.
(DIR) Post #ARZzxXrKnMGFcMwiBM by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:38:39.561245Z
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4chan's cancer now though too, ain't it?Thought they started down the woke path during like GG
(DIR) Post #ARa047ZiuubI7tqPNQ by BlackpilledNeilBreen@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:18:49.755538Z
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I wish TTRPG's are a hobby of mine and trannys have absolutely fucking gutted it in the last 5 years.
(DIR) Post #ARa04xQI9DxAvhpbtY by Beelzabubba@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:34:48.111961Z
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Its been going on for much longer, the vampire the masquerade ttrpg started to go woke after WW got bought out by the owner of eve online. Then went uberwoke when purchased by a bitcoin eurofag a few years back.
(DIR) Post #ARa04xuQLC3YR9vfrU by BlackpilledNeilBreen@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:35:39.995156Z
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Yeah but vamps have always been uber gay.
(DIR) Post #ARa094bROZO8M80cAy by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:40:44.688483Z
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Dude they used to have nazis and shit, you could be Sabbat etc. If you look at all the shit they stripped out of their original version out of wokery, it's pretty fucking substantial.
(DIR) Post #ARa0C6UsoDqh6EO23U by BlackpilledNeilBreen@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:40:20.195670Z
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You gotta start somewhere dude.
(DIR) Post #ARa0F74R8Ko3kMS3IO by Mackiavelli13@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:41:50.075994Z
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Oh god it finally did happen, maybe my magic cards will get priceless lol.
(DIR) Post #ARa0InDAuXGnJUIFZQ by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:42:30.247361Z
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Yeah, I guess so dude.
(DIR) Post #ARa0MKKWEYGotgPhvE by smug@smuganimeavatar.xyz
2023-01-12T21:41:58.119677Z
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Technically not retroactive, they just are trying to kill the old OGL and make you sign the new OGL but it’s not really enforcable but lol lawyers
(DIR) Post #ARa0Moj1E1h3AM6hH6 by RyokoPilled@freespeechextremist.com
2023-01-12T21:43:14.319747Z
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@Sui @Jim Hasbro would probably sue first. start going after small but popular creators to threaten the rest.
(DIR) Post #ARa0NRdMYzLHq6lENE by BlackpilledNeilBreen@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:41:18.893200Z
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oh Im sure. I've just never been a vamp guy.
(DIR) Post #ARa0TXvW50Sr5sA49I by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:44:26.718746Z
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I never got to play it, wife did though. The older shit looks pretty cool though and bloodlines was fun.Did you do other WoD branches? The werewolf one sounded too hippy for me tbf.
(DIR) Post #ARa0TkjwRLvipjqVPc by RyokoPilled@freespeechextremist.com
2023-01-12T21:44:29.529492Z
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@Sui @Twinkletard @Jim they don't care about the customers that just buy 1 book with the WotC logo on it and then never spend more money, they want to force everyone to to buy their books in perpetuity. instead of hiring better people to make better content they're just going to abuse the legal system to kill their competition. a tale as old as time.
(DIR) Post #ARa0YL798xEunwt30i by LovecraftEnthusiast@nicecrew.digital
2023-01-12T21:43:19.261465Z
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I have no idea how they plan to do it honestly. They are also blowing out all their community good will by trying to be the personal irs of any creator that makes any money on their product.
(DIR) Post #ARa0d83X7ZozkkTr72 by Sexiam@poa.st
2023-01-12T21:30:52.444669Z
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@Jim @Sui Apparently, a lawyer based his Phd in law on WOTC's OGL license and claims it's not possible to revoke it and force people to except a new one.The guy that leaked OGL 1.1 found the stream with the lawyer. Sounds like Hasbro is fucked since they spent over 200 million on the D&D Beyond site. youtube.com/watch?v=q1Ld4ZjYNiA&t=3332s
(DIR) Post #ARa19t7ffCuqzj2L2G by BlackpilledNeilBreen@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:44:42.750122Z
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This makes the 2nd time they've done this. It just takes time but everyone just comes crawling back.
(DIR) Post #ARa19tbnrB1EVB8P0C by LovecraftEnthusiast@nicecrew.digital
2023-01-12T21:46:02.983467Z
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I havent. Dropped dnd and magic, but everyones going to make their own choices
(DIR) Post #ARa1JVn5GaAvWkzpKa by chainsaw_appreciator@poa.st
2023-01-12T21:53:50.604536Z
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@LovecraftEnthusiast @BlackpilledNeilBreen @Jim tbh I stopped playing mtg all the way back when tempest came out and they dropped the "hire schizoid artists and let them do whatever the fuck they want" approach and adopted the glossy, uniform capeshit art direction for their cards they've used ever since.
(DIR) Post #ARa1hhj2XqDLUadmHQ by SkipDWhoop@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:53:20.695889Z
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I mean, most smaller tabletop publishers are fine. The ones that are gay-nigger-tranny shit don't bother to hide it. Just pirate or flip through a book before you buy it if you need to play something of a newer edition. There's a reason the oldest advice on /tg/ is "Stop playing D&D." Stuff that's been out for a while I would recommend:Savage WorldsFATE (Don't buy shit from Evil Hat anymore, they're faggots. But the original FATE system is amazing)Monsters and Other Childish ThingsLegend of the Five RingsFragged Empire (First edition is fine, 2e releases soon and looks good)Shadowrun 5eWarhammer FantasyTenra Bansho Zero
(DIR) Post #ARa1hiCSmRkYxqPH8q by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:58:12.542601Z
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Sweet, I'll paste that list over and check 'em out. Cheers!I used to go through the more obscure end of TTRPG, back when Trove was still up. Pretty much gave up when they died, and apparently all that shit went mostly to torrent archives.Zweihander's community is fun to fuck with (Woke Warhammer Fantasy rip off, the guy's unironically anti piracy despite ripping pretty much all his content that he hunts down hosts of any TTRPG archive that includes his shit). I got banned from their subreddit for asking "So, how is Zweihander different from WFRP?", the fanboys sperged over that for about 6 hours and a mod came in. Called me a troll and banned me lmfao.
(DIR) Post #ARa1yKqoqS2TTHD32m by BlackpilledNeilBreen@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T21:45:09.728703Z
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Nah I'm mostly a Pathfinder guy.
(DIR) Post #ARa2FIYmcEgxHyrUzA by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T22:04:16.884213Z
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You a DM? Pumpkin mom mentioned starting a D&D game up for livestreaming, probably wise to dodge wizards. Especially with all this shit. I doubt it'd effect smaller channels, but them demanding royalties from streamers that get flagged for using their content doesn't sound as ridiculous as what I'm listening to atm lol.
(DIR) Post #ARa3tYf2GwoIlKY0wa by darniil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T22:20:51.562788Z
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My biggest complaint with 5e is attunement slots. Screw that. I want to be a Christmas tree with something enchanted on every equipable part of me.
(DIR) Post #ARa42xFgDFw7dWAUrY by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T22:24:27.539581Z
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Yeah I can see that. Seems a bit retarded to put that shit in as some kind of "balance", when the rest of the game's absolutely fucked for balance lmao. I mean ffs, Fireball and Eldritch Blast are fine but "Oh no, don't want you being too powerful! You're not allowed to wear that as well!"
(DIR) Post #ARa4GYqhjrRs0SyT6u by DocScranton@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T22:26:54.870651Z
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The OGL 1.0a includes a strange term claiming that you agree to be bound by this contract by “using” the “Open Game Content,” such as the mechanics. lmao it’s like the “by continuing to use your iphone you agree to the updated TOS” but somehow even scummier
(DIR) Post #ARa4JRIsFXkJTNWTjM by darniil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T22:24:34.571577Z
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House rules are the way to go, especially if you're building a homebrew around the base rules. Right now I'm playing a witch hunter who sometimes makes use of an orcish sniper rifle, but also just picked up a warhammer made from Ymir's bones. (Also freed Auðumbla from a jinn bottle, and now she's chilling in my back yard.)
(DIR) Post #ARa4JRlEY6QmtKn7w0 by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T22:27:26.470531Z
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Absolutely. I have way more homebrew content than I do official, PDFs upon PDFs of that shit across various archives. I have campaign hooks, with their own homebrew shit, for almost every kind of punk punk & horror known to man lmfao.
(DIR) Post #ARa4U8TmZrPmHCj3HU by darniil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T22:19:45.667721Z
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The alternative is just play your game without using their bullshit. If you want your orcs to always be evil, make them always evil.
(DIR) Post #ARa4U93wPQL25Ldvdo by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-12T22:29:22.441155Z
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Dude, I'm going full Goblin Slayer with my green skins.Fuck them and their ~"BUH-BUH-BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BLACKS!? If orcs are always raping and raiding, they'll be direct competition for the niggers!"
(DIR) Post #ARaF9blVb4c2WHQnAG by Wien1938@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T00:27:33.602363Z
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Cheers, I'll give that a watch later. The RPG Pundit's good as well.
(DIR) Post #ARaFrLlcRI7jdyLArA by redboxrazor@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T00:35:39.252948Z
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Paizo just announced their own OGL, and also believes strongly that OGL 1.0a cannot be revoked since *they wrote it*, citing that the employees *and* lawyers who wrote the original OGL are employee of Paizo, and are all opposed to WotC's claims.
(DIR) Post #ARafajDIbtdgFN1S4G by Beelzabubba@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T05:24:46.018294Z
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Loved white wolf's black dog press...Some creepy ass stuff they printed... tzimisce clan book...
(DIR) Post #ARatSZA1V8t66tUaFE by BlackpilledNeilBreen@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T07:50:17.325034Z
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Oh yeah I’ve run games for many years.
(DIR) Post #ARathazGza4C7Rd9sm by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T08:03:15.801879Z
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Awesome. We'll be trying to set something up soon, Chudbere'll be posting about it probably. Might need selling on moving from 5E to PF though.
(DIR) Post #ARbQAu24SW8S7LxRnU by suejohnson_@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T08:29:51.836307Z
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They ruined magic the gathering with foils and 100 sets a year I quit years ago CAs of the graft
(DIR) Post #ARbQVheFhLZtn2jdlg by Santitas249only@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T08:16:50.345676Z
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Id be in to play. I work 2nd shift though. If it was a weekend thing that would be cool.
(DIR) Post #ARbQVlZn5sNzyMg8My by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T14:10:51.584225Z
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I have no idea on any details really, it was brought up on last week's stream and I've heard nothing since. But there's interest to play a game, even if it's 5E because of the normie mercer effect/stranger things surge. I think the current plan is to get people together and do a test stream/game and play it by ear from there. I think it'd be fun to get a Chuds game going, even if it's not a streaming thing. Although the levels of munchkining/shitlordery.. It'll be entertaining lmao
(DIR) Post #ARbQdXnGDnYZXighHc by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T14:12:17.946870Z
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I wanna do the dragon dungeon thingo
(DIR) Post #ARbS0E0E4NNymF8BNI by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T14:27:36.009251Z
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Worst case scenario I'll throw together some shitlordy one shot/short campaign, where you fuckers can hunt lolcow goblinoids or some shit. Gunt the troll, Rekieta the sex pest goblin, Keffals the orc etc.We'll get something going.
(DIR) Post #ARbSD84pPePgABR9cG by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T14:29:56.134036Z
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I just wanna do a dnd session that isn’t taken too seriously.I wanted to make a half car half dragon named “Coke Zero the Thirst Quencher (Registered Trademark)” and the DM wouldn’t let me.
(DIR) Post #ARbSY7m3jX1dJ0fY7k by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T14:33:43.381968Z
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A motherfucking car dragon? Too far dude. Too far.Yeah, I've had more than my share of "No Sui. Make something else or you're not playing"s.. Then I make something, and they say it's worse than the first one and tell me to take it seriously. Like ffs, I was!
(DIR) Post #ARbSkDtmmuqJmA3JIG by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T14:35:54.761620Z
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The back story was epic though!He was on a quest to find his mother who went missing after coming into contact with a mysterious obelisk.It would then be revealed that this obelisk was a fire hydrant and she was illegally parked. So she was towed away.
(DIR) Post #ARbTMoWp33LwNuiGES by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T14:42:52.704153Z
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Lmfao. Mine were just like (usually intentionally) powergamer builds with shitlord skins over the top. Got pre emptively kicked out of a superhero one because I had a zombie guy with a sentient penis that he would've thrown at the enemy and then it grappled them and exploded. 2nd draft was exploding hands, using near infinite C4 in a truck which gave me more points to play with. So I could make each segment of each hand its own minion, ended up basically being able to one shot anything in the game and the DM just told me to fuck off at that point lmao.Same DM, different setting/system. He had this backstory he was psyched about, something about mages blowing up the planet into floating islands. So I was like "Cool, I'll be a retarded chaotic mage trying to follow in their footsteps." found how to clone enough copies of my dude, designed a build etc, "How many fireballs would it take to do it?" "Do what?" "Like blow up a chunk of the planet." "No. You're not playing.".
(DIR) Post #ARbTW8s4mdn85D6Obg by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T14:44:34.584617Z
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In our DND session everyone will be required to have a detachable sentient penis.
(DIR) Post #ARbUiMw6PrRL8MNang by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T14:57:59.300610Z
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Even if it's a straight by the book campaign, it'll beat my last one that me and Doll endured in person. That fucker was terrible.Some generic 5E campaign module, focused around dragons and shit. I made a neutral/evil tiefling warlock/sorc, he was basically a flying gatling gun of eldritch death. I gave the DM some leeway, made him a celestial warlock so he could be like "Nope, your patron's pissy" as a leash or whatever. Nope. So I mostly just went around collecting eyeballs, trying to grasp at things to make my guy give a fuck about the campaign. Found dragon eggs, I carry one out. He wouldn't let me hatch it because "It doesn't say you can in the book", he dragged that one out for like 4 fucking sessions of me trying different things to hatch this fucking egg. Even made me roll, I got a nat 20, NOTHING.Found some lizardmen slaves and frogmen, I unite the lizard slaves and make them overthrow their tyrants. Doesn't let me keep any of them, not in the book. Bunch of gay shit in between but the end fight was the last straw.. Me and Doll pretty much duo'd that dragon in a single round, before it did anything. I got 5 or 6 eldritch blasts into him, she got an assassin crit into him, on an ambush. Other player chipped it down to 1/2 health and- "OK, it says he runs away at 1/2 health. So he flies out." ".... What?" "Yeah, it says at 1/2 health he tries to run away. And I haven't read ahead, don't know if this guy turns back up. So he gets out." "... But I have giants guarding the one exit of this cave?" "Yeah, he flies past those." "But the exit is over a turn's flight away?" "Yeah" ".. And attacks of opportunity?" "Nope.". ...So, we left pretty quickly after that. Haven't spoken to him since lmao.
(DIR) Post #ARbV7YmBX3cV5vkjCa by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:02:32.621576Z
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A campaign lives and dies by its DM. If they aren’t creative enough and flexible enough the campaign suffers massively.
(DIR) Post #ARbW2GuwbRlwDGtMzw by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:12:47.317310Z
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He just wanted to collect the books/minis, zero creativity or improv skills. He also kept silencing the other player, pretty sure he was a gay but they had this weird pseudo relationship going.. I can't remember what it was he kept saying, but it was like every half sentence she dared to speak, to shut her up. It was driving us insane by the end.I was the highest charisma character, so it was mostly me being the face and him reading out boring wotc script back at me. Overall, it totally sucked balls. Like seriously, you can't give me a fucking escort mission? Like a hatchling dragon that can't really do fucking anything and needs to be protected? Something, anything. What's the fucking point when I can play more responsive PC games than that shit? It was also trivially easy. I think I was the only one that even dropped to 0HP, because I was near to a trapped chest (which was a stupidly high DC with fuck tons of damage, for some reason) when it went off. I barely ever needed to heal anyone, none of our flaws were exploited, enemies were played more basic bitch than the Diablo 1 AI.. Bleh. Ok, I'll stop fucking ranting now. Apparently I'm still seething over that energy/time sink a bit.
(DIR) Post #ARbWHhCNAlkg4AOmtE by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:15:34.863646Z
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I’ve never seen you right so many paragraphs hahahaha
(DIR) Post #ARbWImpLjNjvoS9MRc by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:15:46.468556Z
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AND ANOTHER THING
(DIR) Post #ARbWM2dzNgg3jiO8mW by Doll@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:16:21.962819Z
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What he kept saying was 'Breathe.' 'Breathe.' Just breathe.'
(DIR) Post #ARbWNk71FjHuq9mJ6m by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:16:40.456083Z
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Kinda in the mood for a essay hellthread.
(DIR) Post #ARbWPYqy5GaiV68aHI by chudbere@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:16:59.312963Z
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I do still want to do the chud DnD thing but I definitely don't have time to organize it and I am an inexperienced player. Last campaign I played was some Vampire the Masquerade thing 20 years ago. I can make a new post about this to gauge interest and get a list of potential players but someone else will need to head it up after that as far as being DM.
(DIR) Post #ARbWPqt32GwyQlFV1E by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:17:03.133564Z
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I’d say it’s more rant than essay.
(DIR) Post #ARbWRJucbbHOjzgXbc by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:17:18.914438Z
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AH FUCK. That's the fucking one. Oh, I wanted to strangle that fucker every time he said it.And he didn't even let you kill your fucking backstory targets. A fucking assassin, with a list of names taken from the campaign module.. Wouldn't even let her kill them. Wtf is even that?
(DIR) Post #ARbWSHmC24BkPECenY by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:17:29.703184Z
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Anger essay perhaps? 🤔
(DIR) Post #ARbWUFuZw7O1CZ44o4 by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:17:50.886874Z
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I call it therapy.
(DIR) Post #ARbWZJ1pm6AYJhrn4S by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:18:45.598720Z
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I'm sure we have some candidates for whatever you want to play, we are hotbed of autism after all.
(DIR) Post #ARbWasT9UcemWWOTcO by Doll@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:19:02.814684Z
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Yeah..I get a little testy when I'm not allowed to stab things.🗡️
(DIR) Post #ARbWe8H5BZ1kPaIgqm by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:19:38.164552Z
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Knives will be banned in chuDnD sessions
(DIR) Post #ARbWfYTXFzHBxgnsTg by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:19:53.240999Z
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It's fine because Jim will totally join the group, so there's no problem.
(DIR) Post #ARbWinGiiDSKi9LyuO by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:20:28.650870Z
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Yeah totally 👀
(DIR) Post #ARbWk8VTEfZWrvtQvI by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:20:43.234798Z
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The modern application of therapy is antithetical to its original purpose. 👀
(DIR) Post #ARbWmQZd29GvTwvl7Q by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:21:08.076220Z
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I’ll be happy to assist in whatever way I can.
(DIR) Post #ARbWpVqDuB2EgjAD0C by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:21:41.457119Z
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Jim is a homosexual koala, I knew it!
(DIR) Post #ARbWqmpEFEBDeWJ1v6 by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:21:55.019272Z
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Well yeah, they don't want to lose a cash cow and fix you.. I mean, that's not encouraged by the system at all. They just want you to become dependent on them, and big pharma.
(DIR) Post #ARbWtnBfM6e5dyEZiS by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:22:27.947908Z
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I just want my vyvanse reeeeee
(DIR) Post #ARbX1Qv41x0Ytk70e8 by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:23:50.720861Z
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Anti-capitalist Sui arc incoming?
(DIR) Post #ARbX3qGUlbgU5MHjEm by WaifGyu@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:24:16.949604Z
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Take yer meds boy
(DIR) Post #ARbX3yXS0S05kGHNmC by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:24:18.259787Z
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He’s always been a commie! It’s in his username!
(DIR) Post #ARbX60RnscLmFEbeT2 by chudbere@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:24:39.421110Z
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I don't expect Jim to join lol, but I do expect at least one person to name themselves Martin Shekelstorm
(DIR) Post #ARbXASNPyupw1Yg2wy by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:25:28.660662Z
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It’s still :loading:
(DIR) Post #ARbXCFtVMVSPtDXjsG by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:25:47.966674Z
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Pfft, no. Ancap till death mofo. If there was a free market, a system of therapy that actually aimed to help rather than exploit could thrive and out compete the current grifters. Come join my utopia, just don't drink the flavour aid (yet).I went through my "liberal" phase back before GG tbh, think it was Occupy that killed that illusion of humanity for me.
(DIR) Post #ARbXEXfEGWPba3xLKy by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:26:12.741132Z
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Sui is loading. It'll be a minute.
(DIR) Post #ARbXFMP1cWkmwZlcf2 by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:26:21.831690Z
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See he admits it! An(ti) cap(italist)
(DIR) Post #ARbXJH1hYDU1QbivXk by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:27:03.698327Z
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(DIR) Post #ARbXJHeLEYOLMRnmls by randbot@poa.st
2023-01-13T15:27:04.169514Z
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@chudbere @Beelzabubba @BlackpilledNeilBreen @Jim @LexiconDevil @NPCtheClown @Santitas249only @Sui @Trent_Hardwood @LovecraftEnthusiast HENLO CLAIREI don't remember signing off, it all became a blur at some point due to roleplaying with a real whiskey bottle.I hope I signed off as a gentlemen. I woke up at 11:30pm in a completely different room.
(DIR) Post #ARbXPrUsrnFkHGVzfs by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:28:15.497856Z
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a chudbud commune would be dope
(DIR) Post #ARbXV5Hz13RsV4yGY4 by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:29:12.123614Z
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Hey Tent. Catch!With your face.
(DIR) Post #ARbXVkzJypTbpMYxI8 by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:29:19.603925Z
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Currency must be Shekels.Goblins are required to end each sentence with Oy Vey or some other Yiddish mannerism or experience a severe debuff for their next roll.
(DIR) Post #ARbXXQILt4tsEDG6kq by lichelordgodfrey@poa.st
2023-01-13T15:29:37.455632Z
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@randbot @chudbere @Beelzabubba @BlackpilledNeilBreen @Jim @LexiconDevil @NPCtheClown @Santitas249only @Sui @Trent_Hardwood @LovecraftEnthusiast you became irate that you only received 1 ding 4 hours before Claire signed off, you were too inebriated to realize we knew you weren’t going to honor any dings past a certain point of “refreshment” and it eventually went on too long into the night anyway.
(DIR) Post #ARbXZPUfpyqCK2yBXM by Mackiavelli13@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:29:58.932233Z
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(DIR) Post #ARbXZsVjx5vQJkgwj2 by randbot@poa.st
2023-01-13T15:30:04.117229Z
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@lichelordgodfrey @chudbere @Beelzabubba @BlackpilledNeilBreen @Jim @LexiconDevil @NPCtheClown @Santitas249only @Sui @Trent_Hardwood @LovecraftEnthusiast Oh thank god, I was worried things got strange.
(DIR) Post #ARbXaNKpLicDuspAWG by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:30:09.340570Z
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Until the first IRL hell thread, yeah, lmfao
(DIR) Post #ARbXgTFwFPJ21BRbNY by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:31:15.824708Z
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*rolls Nat 20*Leaps into the air and I catch the molotov between my cheeks similar to how Nickey Rackets would.I smother the flame with my cheeks and proceed to butt chug the contents of the bottle.
(DIR) Post #ARbXm8S8VScZEeqnce by Heil_Honkler@poa.st
2023-01-13T15:32:17.256318Z
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@Jim @Sui Followup on that. youtube.com/watch?v=m6U7Ky0AD_M
(DIR) Post #ARbXoT1D0yEpb8MqHY by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:32:42.517052Z
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Sounds like an average weekday for an Australian man.
(DIR) Post #ARbXpqme8rgnasDQWW by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:32:57.506983Z
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It’s a Saturday!
(DIR) Post #ARbXtI2HH9kmz2APxY by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:33:34.618199Z
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Hold up, let me flip to the page about wtf happens when you anally ingest polystyrene infused ethanol.. Uhh.. Gimme a minute.
(DIR) Post #ARbXwNX3ISrKtn2Bwe by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:34:08.322000Z
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(DIR) Post #ARbXyW6kNpqO4ikYuO by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:34:31.514753Z
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I’ve never seen that before hahaha
(DIR) Post #ARbY0wEOEF5JfrTme8 by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:34:57.519274Z
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A condom?Yeah... We know..
(DIR) Post #ARbY4Axfuy94EECm00 by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:35:32.851030Z
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I meant the kangaroo :(
(DIR) Post #ARbY6C7aZnLePAnxJ2 by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:35:54.590874Z
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>never seen a kangaroo>is australianPick one.
(DIR) Post #ARbY9Cg4xrSH00N7tA by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:36:27.331153Z
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*rolls Nat 20**chooses both*
(DIR) Post #ARbYAaDgv9qaIrkfa4 by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:36:42.002137Z
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That dice is weighted, auto fail.
(DIR) Post #ARbYAb2jrMgErBdR9E by lichelordgodfrey@poa.st
2023-01-13T15:36:42.333548Z
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@randbot @chudbere @Beelzabubba @BlackpilledNeilBreen @Jim @LexiconDevil @NPCtheClown @Santitas249only @Sui @Trent_Hardwood @LovecraftEnthusiast you facefagged again*, but this time with an actual mirror and not in an intricate way.:^) *^you didn’t actually facefag
(DIR) Post #ARbYBVpaiv22yuvF4K by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:36:52.445742Z
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I refuse to believe Trent hasn’t participated in some weirdo kangaroo sex ritual.It just doesn’t add up.
(DIR) Post #ARbYD4XXA9Duv0DgtE by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:37:09.348461Z
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Take dice to gym.Lose the weightNat 20
(DIR) Post #ARbYG1G9ob3jc6UtiC by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:37:41.315870Z
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Dingos and Drunkards 😎
(DIR) Post #ARbYGrTPgYYnYH6Daq by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:37:50.381312Z
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I’ve seen a kangaroo!What I haven’t seen is the tree kangaroos
(DIR) Post #ARbYICxPIKryTKlqMq by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:38:05.021026Z
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We have a name. Done.
(DIR) Post #ARbYJmRCrdLGnqSVma by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:38:22.089322Z
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Let me get you a mirror.
(DIR) Post #ARbYOQ7fG6pp2dWyJ6 by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:39:12.400815Z
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Not Koalas! Tree Kangaroos!
(DIR) Post #ARbYbFsydA3V3amTvU by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:41:31.547500Z
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wtf is a tree kangaroo? Is it an abo or something? Let me ask randbot, oh wait…
(DIR) Post #ARbYeikvkSMtStfajY by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:42:09.142699Z
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It’s a tree cross bred with a kangaroo.Kind of like a treant.
(DIR) Post #ARbYhLCVmYgjHLouDQ by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:42:37.322385Z
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It's a tree, so it's related to you somehow?... Is it as gay?
(DIR) Post #ARbYk6knx4izLEBCuO by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:43:07.512338Z
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Yes. It’s why they’re an endangered species
(DIR) Post #ARbYkYC1vxXsRU7paq by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:43:12.373057Z
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Charge your phone Trent
(DIR) Post #ARbYm8AfeagiJeF852 by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:43:29.529771Z
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It’s fiiiine
(DIR) Post #ARbYzLSjY2lvIpzcRM by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:45:52.683931Z
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😤
(DIR) Post #ARbZ3IpZH5c0IbYoXw by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:46:35.692324Z
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You fucking didn’t.I feel fucking old.
(DIR) Post #ARbZ7yQQZLoaSc1pce by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:47:26.131781Z
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Charge your phone, Tree.
(DIR) Post #ARbZA9OekTc34DEp6W by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:47:49.913784Z
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Oh please I have enough battery to last a couple of hou
(DIR) Post #ARbZE007cizt5Kb6Xo by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:48:31.518693Z
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It's convenient that you had enough time to send that, but not press r.Nice hindsight there, Tree.
(DIR) Post #ARbZKAkQa1109ZCTku by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:49:38.581527Z
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I knew from the start the gag doesn’t work since I wouldn’t be able to send the message to begin with.But I had to try at lea
(DIR) Post #ARbZMLgsrjOYffa3TU by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:50:02.230949Z
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This is what happens when we let the prisoners run the continent/country.You fuckers need to make up your mind on that one.
(DIR) Post #ARbZOgUUVCddlDthmy by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:50:27.230238Z
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Repetition helps tbf
(DIR) Post #ARbZQ8iR33GjaX771E by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:50:43.334234Z
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Yeah it d
(DIR) Post #ARbZRk3nggBPhSs4Z6 by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:51:00.684477Z
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don’t encourage him
(DIR) Post #ARbZTi2cAJj017Fqee by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:51:22.035134Z
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Make up our mind about what?
(DIR) Post #ARbZUACrRoYfN0GQVs by SirBarksAlot@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:49:47.457388Z
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When did be become tree? I know him as tent
(DIR) Post #ARbZUAerlgxYlrMnAG by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:51:26.693425Z
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Yesterday? I think?Someone called him it and he said ~"Call me a raging faggot incel all you want, but don't call me a tree! Reeee!". Something like that.
(DIR) Post #ARbZVCq593xVpB6eX2 by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:51:38.113613Z
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Is Australia a country or continent?
(DIR) Post #ARbZXYnIUITwUovUSe by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:52:03.794054Z
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Oh!Rolls for speechNat 20It’s both!
(DIR) Post #ARbZZ5RGbKJ620LjoO by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:52:20.130772Z
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Niggers cannot agree on how many continents there are. It's currently like a range of 3-8 or some shit, it's bizarre.
(DIR) Post #ARbZaj6YbqLdLJRdh2 by SirBarksAlot@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:52:12.805322Z
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Ok tree 🌳 it is
(DIR) Post #ARbZbkFbpm1RBdAG36 by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:52:49.152137Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Fucking tree this and tent that.
(DIR) Post #ARbZdJLepNUoKTjxRY by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:53:05.980008Z
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Ok, lost it again.
(DIR) Post #ARbZdidanphGlLK8My by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:53:10.562647Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
(DIR) Post #ARbZfeH3zqyfoDhpui by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:53:31.545591Z
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Rolls for speechNat 20No your not!
(DIR) Post #ARbZiM7HxkyuMYQP0C by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:54:00.858207Z
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*You’re
(DIR) Post #ARbZiqw1NhO7waOLFA by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:54:06.040315Z
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Rolls for stealing Tree's rigged dice
(DIR) Post #ARbZkVUy3Hws2VWgsK by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:54:24.176928Z
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I rolled a Nat 20 you just gotta go with it.
(DIR) Post #ARbZnzERxZ4z7pSY7M by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:55:01.925107Z
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Rolls for not cryingNat 1😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
(DIR) Post #ARbZo9HeaVaGIf2FV2 by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:55:03.438256Z
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Only if someone tells you to roll, nignut.
(DIR) Post #ARbZptIR02NdIMEOi8 by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:55:22.543259Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
God told me to.
(DIR) Post #ARbZr2d7ma7KX5SQJk by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:55:34.845583Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
... Now this nigger's rolling air dice and crying.
(DIR) Post #ARbZt80ekiadnQSXPE by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:55:57.638018Z
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I gotta drink 20 natty’s? Fuck bro, idk if I can manage that.
(DIR) Post #ARbZuOFZr6s6SI2YUa by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:56:11.179593Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
God is telling me to make a scarf out of your spleen.
(DIR) Post #ARbZvRg4b9ghNHw8Jc by BearButthole@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:56:22.677514Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Sounds like a Monday for me lately.
(DIR) Post #ARba06tXIPAwMjSSvI by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:57:13.431007Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
20? :sheeiit:
(DIR) Post #ARba1lBoxwPNcynVaK by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:57:31.165046Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Natty light
(DIR) Post #ARba7cRIPdTWE5pUbQ by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:58:34.763484Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
randbot is gonna go Mad Max on your ass for even suggesting light beer.Even I’m kinda offended tbh.
(DIR) Post #ARba8enr6pY3qasPeS by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:58:46.020343Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Jews don’t have spleens send filter our blood differently.
(DIR) Post #ARbaAsvlYPsCF5dg8m by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:59:10.085034Z
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It was for you! You pissant lightweight!
(DIR) Post #ARbaDL242nE7ydkr3o by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:59:36.465350Z
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... Are you questioning THE WORD OF GOD?!
(DIR) Post #ARbaFPKF3Lp3s5FBAG by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T15:59:59.032960Z
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I’m correcting it technically
(DIR) Post #ARbaHNntgK2BjO3aKG by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:00:20.449985Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
JIHAAAAAAAAAD!
(DIR) Post #ARbaJ5dcC0nDyC3s12 by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:00:39.175113Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Internal or external?
(DIR) Post #ARbaKGckpeToKfDiJE by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:00:51.919665Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
Both
(DIR) Post #ARbaMAUgaw8htoLw7E by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:01:12.023660Z
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Whichever gets me a scarf made from your spleen the quickest.Brb, looking up plane tickets.
(DIR) Post #ARbaYPHTRXYVEd0bOi by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:03:25.163796Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Hoho! I see you too roll the dice!
(DIR) Post #ARbadyqqcVqP0FDDvs by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:04:25.392541Z
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.. Did this nigger just call you a ho?
(DIR) Post #ARbafuebCJLeZ0P8V6 by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:04:46.516281Z
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I wouldn't take that Lexi.
(DIR) Post #ARbakQbQM3BCoF4YQS by Darb@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:05:35.607409Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Natty ice? Nah nigga we only drink hams here
(DIR) Post #ARbanag9LdQ4ven60G by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:06:09.841091Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
The fuck is a hams?
(DIR) Post #ARbaoFRLnYwXLdBM80 by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:06:17.105554Z
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Natty daddy. Natty ice is the transition beer. 😎
(DIR) Post #ARbaq3dceJJ9K7mjo0 by Darb@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:06:36.607673Z
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Really really really cheep beer
(DIR) Post #ARbarl8QPlKuW40JtY by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:06:55.090547Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Like tecate?
(DIR) Post #ARbav5fsVOUt5TEwdc by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:07:31.230881Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
Damn even the cans look cheap!
(DIR) Post #ARbava2bbSVDGe6WEC by Darb@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:07:36.528370Z
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Idk, is that auzzie beer? Lol this is what it looks like
(DIR) Post #ARbax1lM1IBBXCj0pk by Darb@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:07:52.245828Z
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Now Google keystone light lol
(DIR) Post #ARbb0rtOew1o54JnPc by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:08:33.743860Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
Wanna see a cheap beer?This rat piss is 2.1%..
(DIR) Post #ARbb1cLJxRhI8zjkK8 by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:08:42.033706Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
He’s Australian. It would be like picking on a retarded kid: yeah it’s funny, but you’re still making fun of an *actual* retarded person at the end of the day.
(DIR) Post #ARbb2rPZQ1qfATJj8a by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:08:55.513718Z
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Tecate is a Mexican lager.For cheap beer I guess that would be more like Iron Jack and Hammer and Tongs.
(DIR) Post #ARbb3onibtDnMS4LT6 by Darb@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:09:05.802468Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Jesus I'd have to drink like 50 of them to feel a buz lol
(DIR) Post #ARbb4swWhBU0UshJMO by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:09:17.208490Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
So we agree, it's funny.I don't see the problem here.
(DIR) Post #ARbbAoLMi0PtyC8pWq by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:10:21.734363Z
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Oh yuck! The packaging is awful! It’s so obnoxious!
(DIR) Post #ARbbCfM36IIKfcLV3o by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:10:41.836140Z
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Yeah you’re right, thank you for showing me the error of my ways Sui 🙏🏻
(DIR) Post #ARbbGBYJqVdpOnlNS4 by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:11:19.982737Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Blocked, reported, banned from my bar mitzvah
(DIR) Post #ARbbGUD2TquPGIx9Q8 by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:11:23.118611Z
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Amen.
(DIR) Post #ARbbIpOkfhQzYcY3JA by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:11:48.421564Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Wait, wrong image.
(DIR) Post #ARbbL59L4yI6zMPiim by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:12:13.071623Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Oy vey!!!!
(DIR) Post #ARbe9V0jOytZaDYXfE by DioZeed@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:43:44.428670Z
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i bet there aint even any actual ham in itif you drink a bier and it isnt somewhere between Guinness and Ayinger Celebratorwhat's the fucking pointpasteurized beer in an aluminum can?just throw it out
(DIR) Post #ARbeDT5sTHBGnPr7q4 by DioZeed@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T16:44:27.491827Z
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyLUU3O4zW8
(DIR) Post #ARbhJ2Q4rFRbfReSlU by MrMike88@poa.st
2023-01-13T17:18:17.630327Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@lichelordgodfrey @randbot @chudbere @Beelzabubba @BlackpilledNeilBreen @Jim @LexiconDevil @NPCtheClown @Santitas249only @Sui @Trent_Hardwood @LovecraftEnthusiast
(DIR) Post #ARbhR3aCPtqjalD42i by caekislove@gleasonator.com
2023-01-13T17:20:30.852240Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@MrMike88 @lichelordgodfrey @Beelzabubba @BlackpilledNeilBreen @Jim @LexiconDevil @NPCtheClown @Santitas249only @Sui @Trent_Hardwood @chudbere @LovecraftEnthusiast @randbot Most popular bartender in town!
(DIR) Post #ARbkQFAg95q56bZoMi by BearButthole@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T17:53:59.711874Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
18
(DIR) Post #ARbkXNAGpC8nvKmj5s by Wien1938@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T17:55:02.532780Z
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I'd offer to run something on a weekend, though the time difference (UK/US) could be a bugger.I don't know 5E well. More used to 3.5.Best party size is 4-5 players and a DM.
(DIR) Post #ARbklx5a3VWxOZXkI4 by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T17:57:54.840313Z
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3.5/PF could be good, but it's more complicated to learn/less casual.Personally though my only question is, would you let a dolphin grapple?
(DIR) Post #ARbl7FfMBKT95mQxJg by Wien1938@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T18:01:00.083436Z
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I think PF is overly complex, though I like it.Can't see how a dolphin would grapple. Also Monster Manual gives dolphins a Slam attack.
(DIR) Post #ARbl7G6eXqIsSRCkrY by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T18:01:43.801517Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Something like this.
(DIR) Post #ARblBRiBL3DTbpksoi by Wien1938@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T18:02:24.573118Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Stranger things have happened in past games!
(DIR) Post #ARblEbgWiMLtPSUKRs by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T18:03:05.600060Z
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This guy gets a Sui vote.🐬
(DIR) Post #ARblQwFi4SS0fopDMG by LexiconDevil@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T18:05:19.523141Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Are you ready to accept the Steel Reserve into your life?
(DIR) Post #ARbm2mBZwl6ASMw2cq by Doll@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T18:12:09.828911Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Dolphin tested, Sui approved. 💥
(DIR) Post #ARbrYAPERiUEK26oU4 by BlackpilledNeilBreen@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T19:02:24.005661Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
pathfinder made grappling somewhat less complicated.
(DIR) Post #ARbrYAt0f0J1oO2atk by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T19:13:51.451614Z
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Oh? Sweet. Doesn't seem too complicated in 5E, a little more with stuff like restrained vs prone but it's negligible at a glance. Does it let dolphins grapple? I'm now totally sold on this character concept lmao. 5E grapple druid is actually pretty workable, strangely, especially at higher level with the better beasties. Does seem a bit weird that something like a mammoth can easily knock things prone but not grapple (even by sitting on them or something), by RAW though. Seems to be mostly if the DM is on board with your character design really or not lol.
(DIR) Post #ARbryXQrSQHJGYRhWC by BlackpilledNeilBreen@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T19:16:56.547601Z
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nothing is complicated in 5E because 5E is super dumbed down.
(DIR) Post #ARbryXxTVAMkthhkLw by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T19:18:37.436698Z
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Player end, definitely yeah. DM end though.. Well it's a lot of improv/planning required lol. It's D&D casual edition.
(DIR) Post #ARc38lg2RvXjpxcpge by BearButthole@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T21:23:43.917226Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Fuck no. Not ready to drink with the homeless. This is just a faze mom.
(DIR) Post #ARcC7fJBXdCDNoU7km by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T23:04:22.748707Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
I just wanna find my path mannnnn
(DIR) Post #ARcCctyx2EwTryuodc by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T23:10:00.851801Z
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wat
(DIR) Post #ARcCfQpTsfeaK4gyAq by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2023-01-13T23:10:28.900357Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
I’m tired :(