Post ARPjin9FGCdkwRcYwi by graf@poa.st
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 (DIR) Post #ARONQ8BAn1P8Rh3kps by pasture@pl.gamers.exposed
       2023-01-07T07:04:59.228684Z
       
       3 likes, 1 repeats
       
       a winner is ME
       
 (DIR) Post #ARPj6onYg0aT3VN0KG by AC130@poa.st
       2023-01-07T22:40:20.923227Z
       
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       @pasture L
       
 (DIR) Post #ARPj6pQYL1mN0Rc96e by graf@poa.st
       2023-01-07T22:42:43.159182Z
       
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       @AC130 @pasture stop spamming
       
 (DIR) Post #ARPjG4Spnj4SFS5YiO by AC130@poa.st
       2023-01-07T22:43:12.438275Z
       
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       @graf @pasture I'm gonna throw you around
       
 (DIR) Post #ARPjG4wxzhApkuBcgK by pasture@pl.gamers.exposed
       2023-01-07T22:44:16.645901Z
       
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       @AC130 @graf stfu brother in Christ
       
 (DIR) Post #ARPjGDxIVpmngXPVwm by graf@poa.st
       2023-01-07T22:44:25.571300Z
       
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       @AC130 @pasture that's fine. stop spamming
       
 (DIR) Post #ARPjaTsn0MTOsGxeIS by AC130@poa.st
       2023-01-07T22:46:19.905511Z
       
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       @pasture @graf didnt ask
       
 (DIR) Post #ARPjaULrGHj2KQYrbc by pasture@pl.gamers.exposed
       2023-01-07T22:48:03.489568Z
       
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       @AC130 @graf SHITPOST ARE SO SHIT THEY KEEP SHITTING ON POST STOP SHITTING ON POST YOU SHIT POSTER FUCK SHIT POSTS ARE SHIT OK SHITPOSTERS STOP THIS FUCKING MADNESS WHORE >:(SHITPOSTERS ARE SHITTING ON SHIT THEN SHITTING ON POST FULL OF SHIT AND HATE STOP IT >:(SHITPOSTERS GO SHIT ON YOUR MOM YOU SHIT POSTER! POST YOUR SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE!GET A LIFE SHITPOSTERS OF SHIT POSTERS >:(! GO PRAY TO THE FUCKING SHIT POSTING GODS THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND ABOUT YOUR LIFE SHITPOSTING SHITS OF THE SHIT POSTING SHIT POST OF SHITSTRY TO DO SOMETHING POGGERS STUPID ASS SHIT POSTING FUCKS >:( SHITPOSTING BAD 100%THATS ALL
       
 (DIR) Post #ARPjin9FGCdkwRcYwi by graf@poa.st
       2023-01-07T22:49:35.289820Z
       
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       @pasture @AC130 To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
       
 (DIR) Post #ARPjlQ1lg8Vk6SNOQC by pasture@pl.gamers.exposed
       2023-01-07T22:50:02.725910Z
       
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       @graf @AC130 OK - sir, you have written child erotic in all caps preceded by a bunch of o's (in all caps) and ante-ceded by four crying faces. I do not understand in what ways this follows from our previous correspondence. It appears to be a non sequitur. Could you please explain what you meant by your missive?
       
 (DIR) Post #ARPjycLvAKfm5q62Ou by graf@poa.st
       2023-01-07T22:52:26.708275Z
       
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       @pasture @AC130 Hello, Fedizens, look at your Fediverse app, now back to me, now back at your app, now back to me. Sadly, they arent Mastodon, but if they stopped using Fediverse services ain't anybody ever heard of and switched to Mastodon, they could be cool like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on your phone with the Mastodon pre-installed. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s your normies friends' profiles on Mastodon. Look again, the normies uninstalled tiktok. Anything is possible when your Fediverse app is cool like Mastodon. I’m an extinct elephant.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARPkAbq4tvGzyWv73o by pasture@pl.gamers.exposed
       2023-01-07T22:54:36.762994Z
       
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       @graf @AC130 Hillary Clinton came into my work today. It was disgusting how the libtards worshipped the ground she walked on. I work full time at Wendy’s as the guy who manages the frosty machine. She came in and took pictures with the tons of people asking for them. She eventually ordered a small frosty and a small chili. She asked for the small frosty to be out in a large frosty cup. It was an odd request but whatever she’s the former First Lady. So I filled her large cup about 1/4 of the way with frosty and dished out her chili. She refused the chili. Said to put it in the cup with the frosty. I couldn’t believe my eyes. Reluctantly I did it, but I wasn’t happy about it. The smell. Oh god the smell. I made her disgusting concoction and slid it across the counter to her. She pulled out one of those huge straws they give you for icees and started slurping it down. Hours later we discovered the cash she used to pay was counterfeit.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARPkksHRFYshON0ho8 by pasture@pl.gamers.exposed
       2023-01-07T23:01:05.133233Z
       
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       @CumskinFoidPuncher69420 @graf @AC130 What the fuck did you just fucking say about Hillary Clinton, you little redneck? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Antifa, and I've been involved in numerous throat punches on nazis, and I have over 300 confirmed Richard Spencer's head hits. I am trained in peaceful protesting and I'm the top comrade in the entire Socialist Party of America. You are nothing to me but just another alt-righter. I will block you the fuck out with the precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with securing the existence of your people and a future for white children? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of rioters across the USA and your house is being located right now so you better prepare for the storm, dick. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, asshole. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out-wit you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with a single tweet. Not only am I extensively trained in online combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Correct the Record and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the country, you white supremacist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" slur was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have unsubscribed from r/altright. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn nazi. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARPksWIuqBhnYDLZuy by graf@poa.st
       2023-01-07T23:02:32.614273Z
       
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       @pasture @AC130 PLEASE stop boosting massive boobs. I don't know why I even have to say this, but for the love of God, stop doing this. Every day I open the fediverse and see at least 20 posts on my timeline featuring massive, incredibly large boobs, boosted by one person. It never ends. I go on public transport and I'm afraid of opening fedi, I go at work and I'm afraid of opening fedi, I go at home and I'm afraid of opening fedi. If you do not stop this immediately I will have to press the unfollow button.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARPlDU2CTSluapWaLg by pasture@pl.gamers.exposed
       2023-01-07T23:06:20.437045Z
       
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       @graf @AC130 The community here is cancer. Everything is being swallowed by copypastas. The comments section of every post is slowly degrading into a shitfesty circlejerk. Even this is going to end up as a copypasta, I guarantee it.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARPn9CUVxRRWvvqzui by sergeantcat@poa.st
       2023-01-07T23:27:59.790264Z
       
       3 likes, 3 repeats
       
       @pasture @AC130 @graf Safe search off. Convince more people to use DDG and they’ll never know #massive #anime #boobs exist.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARPufxmAOBbuWvgDfU by sergeantcat@poa.st
       2023-01-08T00:52:21.115105Z
       
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       @pasture @AC130 @graf Google can’t find massive anime boobs either. What in the fuck timeline did I land in?
       
 (DIR) Post #ARPupGMEfiiAlaz9rE by sergeantcat@poa.st
       2023-01-08T00:54:01.979841Z
       
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       @pasture @AC130 @graf Wait. What in the fuck is this? I’m an adult and have my own internet. How the fuck?
       
 (DIR) Post #ARPurgonGMgNPbV5CC by redneonglow@bae.st
       2023-01-08T00:54:27.525854Z
       
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       @sergeantcat @pasture @AC130 @graf Works for me. I get a "SafeSearch is off" warning at the top of the screen so perhaps you have SafeSearch on.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARPuvn4VxEBDxuoDxo by redneonglow@bae.st
       2023-01-08T00:55:12.182140Z
       
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       @sergeantcat @AC130 @graf @pasture DDG works for me too!
       
 (DIR) Post #ARPvKeuZQoSHtc13Y0 by sergeantcat@poa.st
       2023-01-08T00:59:42.404111Z
       
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       @redneonglow @pasture @AC130 @graf Someone in my household is trolling me. They updated my router DNS to 1.1.1.3 and 1.0.0.3.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARPwNB2L3rOo42Pjzk by sergeantcat@poa.st
       2023-01-08T01:11:22.019376Z
       
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       @redneonglow @pasture @AC130 @graf Everything is right with the world again.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARR9wKaL2t8ONLN15E by FatNiggerDykeCunt@poa.st
       2023-01-08T02:21:42.348288Z
       
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       @sergeantcat @redneonglow @pasture @AC130 @graf Lol. This was a fun saga to witness.