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(DIR) Post #AR6G35v0pab3t9rhjc by shaman@cryptotalks.social
2022-12-29T13:17:21Z
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I bought a russian advent calendar. Every time you open a window an oligarch falls out.
(DIR) Post #AR6GMjt0SMhrLeIIi0 by FozzyBear@troet.cafe
2022-12-29T13:20:52Z
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@shaman Wait for 24th! That one will fall shot, burning and poisoned.
(DIR) Post #AR6JgPbtqq2Q7MMhSy by Dusty_the_nurse@mstdn.social
2022-12-29T13:58:07Z
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@shaman ππI really shouldnβt laugh at that! But... ππ
(DIR) Post #AR6K3tGdkkA6l3cHTM by brecht@social.coop
2022-12-29T14:02:15Z
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@shaman If these oligarchs and siloviki could just stick to murdering each other without bothering anyone else, that would be grand.
(DIR) Post #AR6KlM3MbTrcUJ8ERE by cautionarytale@mastodon.world
2022-12-29T14:10:13Z
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@shaman I wish it was easier for me to laugh, but I appreciate the effort.
(DIR) Post #AR6M3ICblA1ji9Zaue by adaitsman@mastodon.online
2022-12-29T14:24:38Z
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@shaman #DadJokes
(DIR) Post #AR6MR6gmDZAkx92WrA by Mrtubbles@mastodon.sdf.org
2022-12-29T14:28:59Z
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@shaman I cried a little β¦ thanks for the post.
(DIR) Post #AR6NTFJvCIxEFvvvsW by weaves@mastodon.sdf.org
2022-12-29T14:40:32Z
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@shaman π
(DIR) Post #AR6NXBGqCDTEr2Mux6 by Caille1953@mastodon.world
2022-12-29T14:41:15Z
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@shaman We should be so lucky. Lol
(DIR) Post #AR6O2bvd8HZ8VeQzyq by Rixt@mstdn.social
2022-12-29T14:46:53Z
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@shaman @serhii, please by the whole #stock of #Russian #advent calenders.
(DIR) Post #AR6Obu7JV4yz3UjDxg by Chimaera@mastodon.world
2022-12-29T14:53:19Z
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@shaman I saw this shared yesterday
(DIR) Post #AR6P3oiLBIXKPJMDrM by Chimaera@mastodon.world
2022-12-29T14:58:22Z
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@shaman at least give credit to the original poster https://ohai.social/@MeanwhileinCanada/109593390523926577
(DIR) Post #AR6QV8riT2cQg6KuLA by sfb@nerdculture.de
2022-12-29T15:14:27Z
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@shaman might be a spy or doctor occasionally.
(DIR) Post #AR6RMX0hQaY4uTzosy by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2022-12-29T15:24:08Z
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@shaman I have snot flying out of my face from thislike russian oligarchs from windows
(DIR) Post #AR6RNrYCXq4Ou8IjUO by Paddlingfrog@mastodon.world
2022-12-29T15:24:21Z
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@shaman ππππ
(DIR) Post #AR6RrF3MF3zyC5spN2 by Ashitaka@mastodontech.de
2022-12-29T15:29:38Z
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@shaman ππ€£
(DIR) Post #AR6SQ5NEDpKMJDnCE4 by rharrington1219@c.im
2022-12-29T15:36:00Z
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@shaman I seriously laughed out loud.
(DIR) Post #AR6TD9nIZjgUCzNyCG by amyseekstruth@mastodon.sdf.org
2022-12-29T15:44:50Z
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@shaman I have to follow you for this alone π
. If sausage king was this week, is bun king far behind?
(DIR) Post #AR6UMLpjHcLm6kTEno by post@qoto.org
2022-12-29T15:57:56Z
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@shaman Is there a version with Bill Gates, George Soros, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, Larry Page, Sergey Brin, Warren Buffett, Bernard Arnault, Michael Bloomberg, Carlos Slim Helu, Amancio Ortega, Larry Ellison and so on?Bonus if there is also the former president of Ukraine Petro "Chocolate King" Poroshenko.
(DIR) Post #AR6Uvzv8ERoaZTzl32 by lolonurse@ohai.social
2022-12-29T16:04:06Z
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@shaman Very twisted, but funny!
(DIR) Post #AR6VrY1C86hwpWGyrQ by HolgerHellinger@mastodon.green
2022-12-29T16:14:32Z
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@shamanπ Read
(DIR) Post #AR6XNyTHPhWA5qR4NM by ArenaCops@infosec.exchange
2022-12-29T16:31:36Z
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@shaman Probably a calendar with many more than just 24 windows, rightπβ?!
(DIR) Post #AR6YkyS5kbuQeGPXBQ by nocash@mastodon.lol
2022-12-29T16:46:53Z
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@shaman weird, I bought an american one and it does the same thing π
(DIR) Post #AR6YmC3wdHkf9NhK64 by kaylakaze@ohai.social
2022-12-29T16:47:04Z
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@shaman Stop stealing jokes and pretending they're yours.
(DIR) Post #AR6YyJceLqkA4Ui8xM by hacknorris@mstdn.social
2022-12-29T16:49:27Z
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@shaman i can say its physically possible to make figures of them jump out (using some ribbon or idk). although i think its impossible by law XD. practically even i could do it (although then instead of figures it would be photos)
(DIR) Post #AR6ZsXfLKEDZqKmW8G by banjocanoe@spore.social
2022-12-29T16:59:26Z
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@shaman defenestration!
(DIR) Post #AR6a1QjIU1m8w9rxIG by yasha@mstdn.party
2022-12-29T17:01:10Z
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@shaman Every authoritarian dictator wants to replicate those results. They just don't want to Putin the effort.
(DIR) Post #AR6a2Y3uhsGVy52tVY by Air_Quotes_Comedian@kolektiva.social
2022-12-29T17:01:22Z
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@shaman As a comedian there's some shit that I know for a fact will only amuse my own ass. Case in point is this business with the Russian oligarchs "falling out of windows." The only thing my brain comes up with is Roy Castle singing "Defenestration" instead of "Dedication" for that song he performs at the end of Record Breakers, which aired on BBC TV back in the 1980's. If I thought there was anybody left alive who might even remotely find it amusing I'd do an Al Yankovich on the song. I reckon I could do a pretty good impression of Roy Castle.
(DIR) Post #AR6bTUVC9OPUhSDXZA by Almoehi@tyrol.social
2022-12-29T17:17:26Z
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@shaman that's why nobody uses Windows in russia...
(DIR) Post #AR6fltiPXy5tvUQong by KikoKate@mstdn.party
2022-12-29T18:05:26Z
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@shaman π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€
(DIR) Post #AR6hKL1yavMURaZMtE by arrowbastian@mastodon.lol
2022-12-29T18:22:59Z
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@shaman πThe 12 defenestrations of rus-mas
(DIR) Post #AR6kJqdXtm6g2bbGgi by 4score@masto.ai
2022-12-29T18:56:29Z
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@shaman Thanks for helping to dispel the post-Xmas blues. Now we have to face the prospect of surviving the inept mismanagement of a government that couldn't run a hot dog stand.Anyway, happy New Year!
(DIR) Post #AR6qKAAaspNhfnfZZI by le_friwi_56@mastodon.nz
2022-12-29T20:03:49Z
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@shaman I fell for that.
(DIR) Post #AR6tB4U7L6FYXh2WOm by Dziadek@home.social
2022-12-29T20:35:51Z
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@shaman No credit to Gary Delaney for writing this?
(DIR) Post #AR6uJz1n65DCB8bUCe by MrInappropriate@mastodonapp.uk
2022-12-29T20:48:39Z
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@shaman Iβd like an xtra window to be put in.
(DIR) Post #AR6zYRLzgMbTdzEPce by rticks@universeodon.com
2022-12-29T21:47:17Z
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@shaman I fall for this every time
(DIR) Post #AR78svA3T40FT9UJSi by lacybarry@climatejustice.social
2022-12-29T23:31:47Z
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@shaman hahahaha dark
(DIR) Post #AR7Dg3n0ZnByEfOXnE by Adonna@mastodon.sdf.org
2022-12-30T00:25:31Z
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@shaman π
(DIR) Post #AR7G7uGbm4VGibe6vA by Mordko@mastodon.sdf.org
2022-12-30T00:53:09Z
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@post @shaman Really? Thats a lot of envy
(DIR) Post #AR7gmGbijJ0mOjQWtk by JamesTDG@mastodon.world
2022-12-30T05:51:37Z
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@shaman I want
(DIR) Post #AR7kmDVCfrAMaHbtY0 by trcfwtt@mastodon.social
2022-12-30T06:36:26Z
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@shaman π
(DIR) Post #AR7txvVWIt8LpvPtxo by Couchpunk@nrw.social
2022-12-30T08:19:10Z
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@shaman π π π
(DIR) Post #AR817YGIHgwaJgpcNk by jasonliberated@mastodon.world
2022-12-30T09:39:32Z
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@shaman lmao this is hilarious.
(DIR) Post #AR81Cd8Nb2mSsMYFHM by post@qoto.org
2022-12-30T09:40:39Z
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@Mordko @shaman I'm making fun of people who calls Russian millionaires "oligarchs" and Western billionaires "philanthropists".And Petro PoroΕ‘enko, the former president of Ukraine (2014-2019) is a billionaire because of Roshen, his giant company in the field of sweets. And he is the Neo-Nazi who persecuted Russian-speaking people in East Ukraine bombing the Donbass, leaving the Crimea without water and other atrocities.Envy? People like him, Gates and Soros are criminals.
(DIR) Post #AR85RtUjRyuJmGXZBI by bngt5@mas.to
2022-12-30T10:28:01Z
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@shaman π·πΊcalendar, Da πͺπβ¦!
(DIR) Post #AR8C00CZcSIs9Mh66C by kravietz@agora.echelon.pl
2022-12-30T09:58:23.566208Z
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@postYou're using a private definition of "Nazism" here, incompatible with what everyone in political science is using. What Poroshenko was doing after 2014 was defending his country from Russian invasion that started from illegal, armes annexation of Crimea, where Ukrainian army actually surrendered to avoid bloodbath, but then Russia went further and invaded Ukrainian Donbas. Calling one's defending from an armed invasion "atrocities" is twisting the responsibility for the war by 180Β° and victim blaming.@Mordko @shaman
(DIR) Post #AR8C00jXdsftnc7QUC by post@qoto.org
2022-12-30T11:41:37Z
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@kravietz @shaman @Mordko No, this is Western propaganda, there are videos of Poroshenko from 2014 saying at a rally that Russian-speaking people will "live in cellars, their children won't go to school" and so on.There is also a video of Zelensky when he was a comedian in 2015 making fun of people from Crimea not having water.
(DIR) Post #AR8FhokvprhPFuLils by Clouddweller@kolektiva.social
2022-12-30T12:22:59Z
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@shaman damn dude. Too real. Lol
(DIR) Post #AR8Fvd2wAUiozdMBg8 by juliatherese3@mastodon.sdf.org
2022-12-30T12:25:29Z
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@shaman πππ
(DIR) Post #AR8Jom2WjT14fv9TG4 by kravietz@agora.echelon.pl
2022-12-30T12:51:20.810706Z
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@postYou were tragically lied to by Russian propaganda.I was in Ukraine dozens of times before and after 2014. I was speaking Russian all the time.And I was in Russia, last time this January.And while since 2014 there's certainly sentiment against Putin in Ukraine (he invaded and took part of their country, guess why!), it's clearly directed at Putin's vision of imperial Russia, not at anyone speaking Russian, and the fact that I'm well and alive is the best evidence for that.In Russia however, there's an overwhelming and aggressive sentiment against all Ukrainians, the very idea of Ukraine as an independent country, and people are on emotional level obsessed with its destruction.@shaman @Mordko
(DIR) Post #AR8Jomv7SUgXPEh4Lo by post@qoto.org
2022-12-30T13:09:13Z
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@kravietz @shaman @Mordko It's you who was fooled by Western propaganda, the videos of Poroshenko and Zelensky are there.The ~14 000 dead in Donbass since 2014 are recognized by UN.In 2010 Yushchenko appointed the Nazi Stepan Bandera as hero of Ukraine.It's official dude, it's just that Western mainstream media won't tell you and make people live in a bubble.
(DIR) Post #AR8VYu24RmQUHS8Y6a by dbattistella@mstdn.ca
2022-12-30T15:20:37Z
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@shaman Following because of this post π
(DIR) Post #AR8WcrO6K0f1BstNdg by Connemaraweather@mastodon.ie
2022-12-30T15:32:29Z
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@shaman I have friends in Moscow. They had to send their children abroad to keep them from the war. I fear for them as Putin will sell revenge. He is getting to be Tzar or recreate the CCCP
(DIR) Post #AR8sR7x36usQ4w381Q by jelenaradojicic70@mastodon.online
2022-12-30T19:36:52Z
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@shaman π
(DIR) Post #AR9aW2SVM6JyTTumDg by NoctisEqui@mastodonapp.uk
2022-12-31T03:50:52Z
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@shaman Thanks for the LOL!
(DIR) Post #AR9xLyOdtzKDvRHHEG by DNA@famichiki.jp
2022-12-31T08:06:45Z
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@shaman This is a new classic, I tell ya.
(DIR) Post #ARA0Galsc1ZJ4GGx7Y by krampus@thecanadian.social
2022-12-31T08:39:23Z
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@shaman Is tea offered from a window? π
(DIR) Post #ARA2kz5KyieD4UzeNM by ProfessorChook@mastodon.au
2022-12-31T09:07:14Z
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@shaman I donβt know too many Russian oligarchs but I do know of a Western fraud - that South African con man #elonmusk Heβs a Snake oil salesman and total fraud and the USA got suckered in.Clearly, he spends more on his personal security than he spends spinning his lies to investors. Tell him to go fu*k himself. We will get him eventuallyβ¦ We, as in the law will catch up with the lying pri*ck eventually. #ElonMuskIsAConman#elonmusk#elonmusktwitter
(DIR) Post #ARA9fRASM2be6rgpMW by Annie5@mastodon.au
2022-12-31T10:24:39Z
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@shaman ππππππππππ
(DIR) Post #ARApNYtj4URgwl1V3Y by EdgeStretching@home.social
2022-12-31T18:12:07Z
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@shaman π :shockedface: can I laugh? it's terrible, but funny.