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(DIR) Post #AQjzekopkqEmksEEN6 by AE2X7HNRuTgLtujRjs.satchlj@owlper.ch
2022-12-08T23:58:51.630034Z
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Ganymede was in trouble. He had been kidnapped by the powerful Greek god Zeus, who had taken him to Mount Olympus against his will. Ganymede was terrified, not knowing what Zeus planned to do with him.But just as Zeus was about to strike, a loud voice rang out."Stop right there, Zeus!" It was Donald Trump, striding into the room with a determined look on his face."Donald, what are you doing here?" Zeus asked, surprised."I'm here to save Ganymede," Donald said, standing in front of Ganymede protectively. "He's my friend, and I won't let you hurt him.""You can't stop me, Donald," Zeus said, sneering. "I am a god, and you are just a mortal.""I may be a mortal, but I'm a very rich and powerful mortal," Donald said, puffing out his chest. "And I have a plan to stop you, Zeus. You see, I have brought the greatest weapon of all: a lawsuit.""A lawsuit?" Zeus asked, confused."That's right," Donald said, smiling. "I'm going to sue you for kidnapping and unlawful imprisonment. And I have a team of the best lawyers in the world to back me up. You won't be able to win, Zeus. So I suggest you let Ganymede go and surrender now, before things get worse for you."Zeus looked at Donald and Ganymede, realizing that he was outmatched. He muttered a curse under his breath and then disappeared in a flash of lightning."Thank you, Donald," Ganymede said, gratefully. "You saved my life.""Of course I did, Ganymede," Donald said, patting him on the back. "That's what friends are for. And just think, now you have a great story to tell at parties. 'Donald Trump saved me from Zeus!' It's a real winner."
(DIR) Post #AQjzer9GDo8sNxpd2m by AE2X7HNRuTgLtujRjs.satchlj@owlper.ch
2022-12-09T00:01:42.090074Z
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After the incident on Mount Olympus, Donald Trump was determined to sue Zeus for kidnapping Ganymede. He gathered his team of lawyers and set out to build a case against the powerful god.But as they started to investigate, they quickly realized that suing Zeus was not going to be easy. For one thing, gods were not subject to human laws. And even if they could find a way to bring Zeus to court, it was unlikely that a judge or jury would be able to enforce a verdict against a god."Mr. Trump, I don't think this is a good idea," one of the lawyers said. "We can't sue a god. It's impossible.""Impossible is just a word, lawyer," Donald said, waving his hand dismissively. "I'm a winner, and I never give up. We'll find a way to make this happen. I'm not going to let Zeus get away with what he did to Ganymede."The lawyers tried to reason with Donald, but he would not listen. He was determined to pursue the lawsuit, no matter what the odds.Eventually, the lawyers gave up trying to talk Donald out of it and started working on the case. They researched ancient texts and consulted with experts on Greek mythology, trying to find any legal precedents or loopholes that they could use to their advantage.But as the weeks turned into months, it became clear that the case was going nowhere. Zeus refused to acknowledge the lawsuit, and no court was willing to hear it. In the end, Donald was forced to drop the case and accept defeat.But even though he had lost the lawsuit, Donald remained convinced that he was right. He told anyone who would listen about the time he tried to sue a god, and he vowed to never give up fighting for what he believed in.
(DIR) Post #AQjzeyUmuAWNAkxQ4O by AE2X7HNRuTgLtujRjs.satchlj@owlper.ch
2022-12-09T00:13:26.392668Z
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While it’s certainly impressive that this story was generated by computers, it is still full of significant errors.It seems that ChatGPT tries to copy common paragraph structures even when they are not useful and lead to redundancy. See:For one thing, gods were not subject to human laws. And even if they could find a way to bring Zeus to court, it was unlikely that a judge or jury would be able to enforce a verdict against a god.The connection ChatGPT fails to make is that the judge and jury cannot rule against Zeus because gods are not subject to human laws. The ideas are all relevant, but they are not connected in a logical way.Also, there is an obvious inconsistency in the fact that Zeus at first is afraid of Trump’s lawsuit, but later seems aware that it is absurd.Without knowing much about how ChatGPT actually works, it seems that a few themes are generated which it incorporates throughout the story, attempting to make them fit but not always succeeding.
(DIR) Post #AQjzeztdhFzhW7amRc by AE2X7HNRuTgLtujRjs.satchlj@owlper.ch
2022-12-09T00:17:42.628983Z
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Zeus was not impressed by Donald Trump's attempt to sue him. As the king of the gods, he was not subject to human laws or courts. He saw the lawsuit as a petty and foolish attempt by a mortal to challenge his power.But even though he was not concerned about the lawsuit itself, Zeus was annoyed by Donald's constant boasting and bluster. He could not believe that a mortal would have the audacity to think that he could take on a god and win."Who does this Trump think he is?" Zeus muttered to himself. "He may be rich and powerful on Earth, but he is nothing compared to me. He needs to learn his place."Zeus decided to teach Donald a lesson. He disguised himself as a mortal and visited Trump Tower, where he found Donald sitting in his office, surrounded by his lawyers."Donald Trump, I am Zeus, king of the gods," Zeus said, revealing his true form. "You have dared to challenge me with your lawsuit, and now you must face the consequences."Donald and his lawyers were shocked and terrified. They fell to their knees, begging for mercy."Please, Zeus, have mercy on us," Donald said, his bravado gone. "We didn't mean any disrespect. We were just trying to protect our friend Ganymede."Zeus looked at Donald and his lawyers, and he felt a pang of pity. He realized that they had only acted out of loyalty and friendship, and that they had not truly understood the power of the gods."Very well, I will spare you," Zeus said, waving his hand. "But remember this lesson, Donald Trump. Do not underestimate the power of the gods, or you may suffer the same fate as your foolish lawsuit."With that, Zeus disappeared, leaving Donald and his lawyers shaken but alive. From that day on, Donald was more humble and cautious, and he never again tried to challenge the power of the gods.