Post AQVyomVBX1UAhgogLI by BeeLake@noagendasocial.com
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 (DIR) Post #AQVjvMXQxp9EtRY4HI by BeeLake@noagendasocial.com
       2022-12-11T22:25:36Z
       
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       #alpacasofmastodon #berserkeralpaca #alpacaboxing This guy is a berserker. You can’t go near him without him mounting an attack. You gotta be in your toes at all times
       
 (DIR) Post #AQVmQa1z32P3cqqqP2 by BoredStupid@noagendasocial.com
       2022-12-11T22:56:05Z
       
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       @BeeLake Boxing? How does that work? Some dude just pummeling the animal mercilessly? They’re like 135 lbs and herbivores with flat teeth. They can kind of kick sideways, but even that doesn’t really hurt too bad. My experience with these animals is that they are extremely docile and easily frightened.
       
 (DIR) Post #AQVyomVBX1UAhgogLI by BeeLake@noagendasocial.com
       2022-12-12T01:14:55Z
       
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       @BoredStupid 200 lbs, that kick will crack a rib or blow out a knee, and when this guy jumps at you he punches and also bites. He’s broke skin and taken chunks of hair, and almost got my ear. Hence the name Sammie Tyson. #berserkersyndrome is interesting. Thinks he’s some kind of alpaca centaur. Wield fists or sticks but don’t turn your back on him, he’s fast and ferocious. Has to be isolated because he also fights all other animals. Sharpening my knives.
       
 (DIR) Post #AQVzYVsbfHjCTIZuwi by BoredStupid@noagendasocial.com
       2022-12-12T01:23:11Z
       
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       @BeeLake That is not the natural state of an Alpaca. Either possessed or abused
       
 (DIR) Post #AQW3LkPqhxsPbgIOWm by BeeLake@noagendasocial.com
       2022-12-12T02:05:42Z
       
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       @BoredStupid https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berserk_llama_syndromeNever knew about it until we rescued this guy a few months ago. He’s only 2 years old.
       
 (DIR) Post #AQW3WmXd96WPNtCGcS by demitasse@pleroma.narrativerry.xyz
       2022-12-12T02:07:40.244848Z
       
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       @BeeLake @BoredStupid i would kill an animal like that if it behaved that way and eat some alpaca steaks and make some mittens from its fur. Fuck all that noise
       
 (DIR) Post #AQW4wJThvP0ojI6GSe by BoredStupid@noagendasocial.com
       2022-12-12T02:23:29Z
       
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       @demitasse I would likely as well. Not enough time in my day to manage an unruly animal. That’s why I left corporate America and never looked back.@BeeLake It’s a shame about the BLS. Does he still coo? Or is he a snorting monster?