Post AQCDFjI75etQlFFQbA by el_edu@mstdn.social
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(DIR) Post #AQBCBpP87qLhRy962K by stux@mstdn.social
2022-12-02T00:35:40Z
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Deploying straight to production without testing :blobcat_thisisfine:
(DIR) Post #AQBCGGF2HsftqIXPyy by DavidMHarlan@mstdn.social
2022-12-02T00:36:23Z
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@stux Again, again!
(DIR) Post #AQBCKs9FIFymZA1pfE by Gustodon@mas.to
2022-12-02T00:37:20Z
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@stux Like, the best thing I've ever seen.
(DIR) Post #AQBCPUiZpkB3LYl5RQ by rc_ha_tc@mstdn.social
2022-12-02T00:38:04Z
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@stux 🤣🤣🤣
(DIR) Post #AQBCU8nUlHEgoDH55k by lucifargundam@qoto.org
2022-12-02T00:39:06Z
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@DavidMHarlan @stux This
(DIR) Post #AQBCYF01e0BJCd5ft2 by samboy@mstdn.social
2022-12-02T00:39:45Z
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@stux This is why I have around 150 automated tests I run before making a stable release of MaraDNS.The point of continuous integration is that the testing is fully automated, so there’s no reason to deploy without testing first.
(DIR) Post #AQBCeLTsSWf32fxqtc by lucifargundam@qoto.org
2022-12-02T00:40:57Z
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@stux I've rewatched this now like 20 times and still hasn't gotten old.
(DIR) Post #AQBCiiMTKclFABaGTg by Structure7780@mat.random101.net
2022-12-02T00:41:37Z
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@stux or when you don’t have time.
(DIR) Post #AQBCnjcs3dfYX6eFiS by mshawkanddove@mstdn.social
2022-12-02T00:42:31Z
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@stux this version of Titanic is bananas, tho.
(DIR) Post #AQBCowQNxTFIW6NqAS by SueD@mstdn.social
2022-12-02T00:42:44Z
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@stux LOVE the meme 🤣
(DIR) Post #AQBCtMwRJJgxurUJAe by chrisrutherford@mastodon.social
2022-12-02T00:43:35Z
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@stux a day in my life realized. thank you
(DIR) Post #AQBCuXLm64jsUHtYem by andraste@infosec.exchange
2022-12-02T00:43:49Z
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@stux looks like a test to me
(DIR) Post #AQBCyIqJyccMeUyk7M by alexander@gm7.social
2022-12-02T00:44:29Z
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@stux Context is everything. That slide is working just fine. It's not the devs fault the user points it to some iceberg. 😏
(DIR) Post #AQBDFPcA3MicZpVuqm by stux@mstdn.social
2022-12-02T00:47:33Z
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@alexander :blobcatgiggle: :blobcatamused:
(DIR) Post #AQBDHJwS7D3zYvumrQ by nova@starflower.space
2022-12-02T00:47:53Z
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@stux what game is this i need to play it
(DIR) Post #AQBDt8VF5pej5cDfW4 by moretruthiness@mstdn.social
2022-12-02T00:54:37Z
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@stux hilarious!
(DIR) Post #AQBDyRlEv4wEGVEacy by TerryHancock@realsocial.life
2022-12-02T00:55:42Z
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@stux Nice bit of simulation.I expected it to do a rigid-body bounce or something equally unphysical.I mean this probably isn't really physically correct, but it's not bad.
(DIR) Post #AQBEI5uZrg7cIAyFHc by admitsWrongIfProven@qoto.org
2022-12-02T00:59:16Z
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@stux The good part is when a customer demands this and you are on record saying it is a bad idea. Yeah why not, not my problem... let it rip! Rip and tear until it's done.
(DIR) Post #AQBEM7h5BDsAyiZzxQ by TheCyborgintheGarden@disabled.social
2022-12-02T00:59:58Z
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@stux Well … it didn’t sink. 🤷♂️
(DIR) Post #AQBEMzi0M0hEVDQUtM by exg@masto.ai
2022-12-02T01:00:07Z
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@stux Ready!Ship!Test!Spec!
(DIR) Post #AQBEa7bmILNclcm1CK by RuthlessBunny@mastodon.social
2022-12-02T01:02:31Z
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@stux Or as I like to call it, “when your product owner reuses dev test scripts for UAT”
(DIR) Post #AQBEuoFpRp9up5N6bw by corb@mastodon.online
2022-12-02T01:06:12Z
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@stux I really really need to know what the video is from.
(DIR) Post #AQBH8CTUuLL5c9HIVk by esm@wetdry.world
2022-12-02T01:31:04Z
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@stux this is me every time
(DIR) Post #AQBHWgJjbbUz7SNw2q by fcktheworld587@social.linux.pizza
2022-12-02T01:35:35Z
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@stux "_Beta_ testing?" Miss me with that lame shit. Alpha af
(DIR) Post #AQBHmI6PP60YeRaxfM by mvyrmnd@aus.social
2022-12-02T01:38:19Z
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@stux what is his game I need this
(DIR) Post #AQBHnGi44DmQcbfsgq by AQ283dofB5poxDI2bY.IPXFong@mastodon.sdf.org
2022-12-02T01:38:27Z
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@stux I've been laughing about this for at least 10 minutes now.
(DIR) Post #AQBJooDNBKLWjXBHXc by Bella@mastodon.lol
2022-12-02T02:01:05Z
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@stux normal ship launching tactics in ohio
(DIR) Post #AQBLLX26BTxgxI4hqS by mechtild55@mastodon.world
2022-12-02T02:18:19Z
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@stux Its a bird. Its a plane. Its a....HUH?#unfinishedbusiness
(DIR) Post #AQBMuzn9LpeIEsYb1U by living8bit@mastodon.social
2022-12-02T02:35:54Z
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@stux ROFL!
(DIR) Post #AQBOq7WBOgi0f7QL0i by qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2022-12-02T02:57:26Z
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@stux in theory, there’s no difference between theory and practice. In practice, …
(DIR) Post #AQBP3J33q5SIBg5dBY by ehrencastle@mstdn.social
2022-12-02T02:59:41Z
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@stux don’t let your memes be dreams baby
(DIR) Post #AQBX1uOcoEJL4d1LfM by nunesgh@mastodon.social
2022-12-02T04:29:14Z
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@stux Where does this simulation come from?
(DIR) Post #AQBnu6uy4JEgoT14SW by lightrider@social.linux.pizza
2022-12-02T07:38:18Z
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@stux everyone called it the "ship memes"...
(DIR) Post #AQBnyAHJW5FaOSOxdY by lightrider@social.linux.pizza
2022-12-02T07:39:03Z
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@stux everyone called it the "ship of memes"...
(DIR) Post #AQBzXv1inVUf0qMN7Y by rskurat@mastodon.online
2022-12-02T09:48:43Z
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@stux self-documenting code again
(DIR) Post #AQC0MMUCyhHyeijm9w by rysiek@mstdn.social
2022-12-02T09:57:51Z
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@stux surely you mean "shipping it"? 😉
(DIR) Post #AQC1WCt1cld3jUbUDA by BonehouseWasps@mastodon.social
2022-12-02T10:10:51Z
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@stux The launch of the good ship "SS Freeze Peach" went as well as expected, I see.
(DIR) Post #AQC1nmOCsWdUlYZGVM by andresortizmasso@xarxa.cloud
2022-12-02T10:13:57Z
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@stux Gives me #1899 vibes!
(DIR) Post #AQC1tj5W49wGGRf36O by vosje62@mastodon.nl
2022-12-02T10:15:03Z
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@stux 😂😂😂😂Nooit geweten dat een schip op zo'n manier dan uit elkaar valt. 😎
(DIR) Post #AQC24LgTQCTOrc0r3o by juandesant@astrodon.social
2022-12-02T10:16:56Z
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@stux I’d say the deployment system is a bit finicky… we’re testing it here, more than we’re testing the deployed artifact…
(DIR) Post #AQC2D2b7klSUH6eh3Q by niels@indieweb.social
2022-12-02T10:18:34Z
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@stux Ship it!
(DIR) Post #AQC2s9thWBtCmrx1Oq by mygnu@hachyderm.io
2022-12-02T10:26:01Z
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@stux @rewarp YOLO :blobfoxfingerguns:
(DIR) Post #AQC5FpzzLtFnvnJKN6 by tychosoft@fosstodon.org
2022-12-02T10:52:43Z
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@stux who needs testing and scale or test automation? I had an experience like this last decade where nobody wanted to invest in such things, and while unit testing went well, I refused to sign off for engineering on a new product launch already planned for the next month without any integration or testing at scale. SV directors and vc's are both that cheap and stupid, and I was that critical that I could say no, so we did the test...
(DIR) Post #AQC5j3LYntZdj8KcvQ by dep@infosec.exchange
2022-12-02T10:58:00Z
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@stux testing in production behind rigorous feature flags (that you can extend incrementally) and the right level of observation tooling is nice though.
(DIR) Post #AQC5jf5wSPewnhJgrA by robin_abbi@toad.social
2022-12-02T10:58:06Z
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@stux Yep.
(DIR) Post #AQC6bPldf0pStuS2Rk by bluecat@ioc.exchange
2022-12-02T11:07:49Z
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@stux lolol
(DIR) Post #AQC7nr6Rx8d16sgK6i by lkarlslund@infosec.exchange
2022-12-02T11:21:14Z
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@stux the flight went great, except for the landing, and it was a ship not a plane
(DIR) Post #AQC81ddcoOb5P4lsNk by dom_mecfs@mas.to
2022-12-02T11:23:45Z
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@stux hahaha! So accurate
(DIR) Post #AQC8SNf2K4sffaBPlo by ClaireOwen@fosstodon.org
2022-12-02T11:28:35Z
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@stux 😂😂
(DIR) Post #AQCDFjI75etQlFFQbA by el_edu@mstdn.social
2022-12-02T12:22:18Z
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@stux sad but true
(DIR) Post #AQCDIFW0FkhDHUwiuG by taravanhonacker@mastodon.social
2022-12-02T12:22:46Z
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@stux why do i get the sudden urge to stand tall and sing "Every night in my dreamsI see you, I feel youThat is how I know you go onFar across the distanceAnd spaces between usYou have come to show you go on" ??????
(DIR) Post #AQCEjQSzkAWb1H3tKq by limbeckx@mstdn.social
2022-12-02T12:38:48Z
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@stux But maybe that's the effect I was going for....
(DIR) Post #AQClfjQeb6p59uoSrg by mrcaturdaynight@lostmy.pw
2022-12-02T18:47:30Z
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@stux My takeaway is that it almost worked and I should try it again.
(DIR) Post #AQCmG0mjXrnjPfRM1I by mjfgates@wandering.shop
2022-12-02T18:54:29Z
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@stux NO ONE COULD HAVE FORESEEN
(DIR) Post #AQELGLDhGAtSLPu8sS by kkarhan@mstdn.social
2022-12-03T13:01:25Z
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@stux yeah....People only do this once...