Post AQ7k1NpmOabUr8xisq by apublicimage@berlin.social
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 (DIR) Post #AQ7hC4Lqs9UjkqMqjw by stephanmaus@social.p0lymer.net
       2022-11-30T08:04:15Z
       
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       YOUR CHANCE CARDHello! I am Germany. I need workers. Caretakers for my grandma and grandpa. You are living in a country devastated by climate change, shaken by civil wars or corruption? Perfect! Want to work for me? Without drowning in the Mediterranean before, hahaha? Apply for a regular working-permission!WHAT I EXPECTYou are teaching a modern programming language at the most important university of your country. You are familiar with the concepts of "Kehrwoche", "Schadenfreude" and the complete work of GF Hegel. You have a paper signed by one of our 25 DAX CEOs which prooves that you are allowed to live in his carport for at least 5 years. You wear a black belt in karate, kung fu or taekwondo. (Sorry, but I still couldn't get rid of all those Nazis. They hate people like you. Like I do, actually. But I fucking need you!)WHAT YOU GETA "Mundorgel", our famous little red booklet full of beautiful German folksongs. And a German Passport. But only if you pass your "Kehrwoche-Zertifikat" and survived 300 "Montagsdemos".
       
 (DIR) Post #AQ7iHNutem3DpxrGDo by apublicimage@berlin.social
       2022-11-30T08:16:27Z
       
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       @stephanmaus GFW Hegel, please. 'Wilhelm', of course.
       
 (DIR) Post #AQ7icFvKZNGp820sYC by stephanmaus@social.p0lymer.net
       2022-11-30T08:19:39Z
       
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       I have a German passport. I can make mistakes.
       
 (DIR) Post #AQ7k1NpmOabUr8xisq by apublicimage@berlin.social
       2022-11-30T08:33:20Z
       
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       @stephanmaus "Die Furcht zu irren ist der Irrtum selbst" (Hegel)