Post APuGYsvgHZ41AlInei by ridetheory@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #APuGYrts6o1RyrRqCG by MooseAllain@mas.to
       2022-11-21T09:08:49Z
       
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       and to be honest I have no idea to this day why he had so many sausages in there in the first place.
       
 (DIR) Post #APuGYsRC6ug3eD2S8W by MooseAllain@mas.to
       2022-11-21T09:09:35Z
       
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       Apologies, this was the end of a thread I started on twitter and accidentally finished on mastodon.
       
 (DIR) Post #APuGYsvgHZ41AlInei by ridetheory@mastodon.social
       2022-11-23T15:17:00Z
       
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       @MooseAllain Peter Bogdanovich told the story of riding an elevator with Alfred Hitchcock. Someone else got on, and Hitchcock pretended he was continuing a story..."There was blood everywhere; all over his clothes, on the walls, the floor, the ceiling. So I said, 'My God, man, what happened?' Do you know what he said? If I live to be 100, I'll never forget. He said..."*DING!* It was the other rider's floor. They hesitantly exited.PB: "Well?"AH: "Oh, that is just my elevator story."
       
 (DIR) Post #APuGYtI0wWvcI1kdSy by Shadowplay@mastodon.online
       2022-11-23T16:23:37Z
       
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       @ridetheory @MooseAllain Terry Southern outlines a nice routine in his novel Blue Movie. Crowded elevator full of strangers. Movie producer: "I expect you're wondering why I've called you all here."
       
 (DIR) Post #APuGYtuIeBYMClfD8q by Shadowplay@mastodon.online
       2022-11-23T16:25:57Z
       
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       @ridetheory @MooseAllain Theatre trickster-god Ken Campbell, descending in a lift with his troupe, persuaded them to all join him on the floor with their legs up. When the doors opened on the ground floor to surprised onlookers, he remarked "Well, that came down at a hell of a lick."