Post APsi6Oon3Ace4oMfMO by unascribed@sleeping.town
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 (DIR) Post #APsi6E9IiZUczEsOIq by unascribed@sleeping.town
       2022-11-23T01:28:57Z
       
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       I've been redirecting Google Document Conversion bots on Visage to google.com/teapot for over a month and they are STILL requesting things CONSTANTLY
       
 (DIR) Post #APsi6Equ6SN5ATHDGa by unascribed@sleeping.town
       2022-11-23T01:30:56Z
       
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       what is the absolute slowest endpoint on google services i can redirect them tosomething to maybe cause someone to notice the million requests per day they're generating
       
 (DIR) Post #APsi6FOE6Z1gporpCq by mr64bit@p.mr64.net
       2022-11-23T02:33:48.826232Z
       
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       @unascribed Does it actually follow redirects? That's hilariousAnyway, here's a 2.6gb Pixel ROM: https://dl.google.com/dl/android/aosp/cheetah-td1a.220804.009.a2-factory-8e7393e1.zip(thought I remembered seeing larger downloads than that somewhere.... tons of dev stuff is served from dl.google.com)
       
 (DIR) Post #APsi6Fvu5LxsWGcihM by unascribed@sleeping.town
       2022-11-23T01:35:08Z
       
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       surely there's some random disused endpoint in a dusty corner of google's multitude of services
       
 (DIR) Post #APsi6HHD5cbOgdbFY0 by unascribed@sleeping.town
       2022-11-23T01:57:12Z
       
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       I am now pointing Google's bots at the JPEG-XL Chromium issue with a query parameter asking them to fix their shit
       
 (DIR) Post #APsi6IMD4WCC2Qwkym by unascribed@sleeping.town
       2022-11-23T02:03:49Z
       
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 (DIR) Post #APsi6JSywpCtTj7gAq by unascribed@sleeping.town
       2022-11-23T02:05:23Z
       
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       nvm it's 2 million
       
 (DIR) Post #APsi6KcEfuCf2iSaEi by unascribed@sleeping.town
       2022-11-23T02:06:34Z
       
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       (edit: no)
       
 (DIR) Post #APsi6LcGxFpK97U7vs by unascribed@sleeping.town
       2022-11-23T02:07:20Z
       
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       nope, nevermind
       
 (DIR) Post #APsi6MiKsCGrYDKU1Q by unascribed@sleeping.town
       2022-11-23T02:07:29Z
       
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       still getting used to reading Bunny stats
       
 (DIR) Post #APsi6NhJDV2mbJrB3o by unascribed@sleeping.town
       2022-11-23T02:08:39Z
       
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       turns out when the hour rolls over they will actually show you the incomplete stats from the current hour? which is. weird
       
 (DIR) Post #APsi6Oon3Ace4oMfMO by unascribed@sleeping.town
       2022-11-23T02:09:58Z
       
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       I like that there's such an obvious stat here thoughthat green is Entirely google. red is when my shit's brokenthere's a sudden uptick partway through because that's when I re-engaged the googledocs blocker after trying having it off for a week or so to see if they'd eventually stop, like there's a stuck processing job or something
       
 (DIR) Post #APsi6PtR3NvrPVXtEu by unascribed@sleeping.town
       2022-11-23T02:10:26Z
       
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       and before that, I wasn't redirecting them, just blocking the request, which would show up here as yellow (4XX class)
       
 (DIR) Post #APsi6QsPOghmSc4aHI by unascribed@sleeping.town
       2022-11-23T02:11:16Z
       
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       the bandwidth graph also gives you an idea of just how much of my time and money google has been wasting
       
 (DIR) Post #APsi6S3mzrP28CPBei by unascribed@sleeping.town
       2022-11-23T02:13:16Z
       
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       nominally, Visage returns a lot of redirects, but I have Bunny configured to follow those on the edge for less round-tripsthe only 3XX that'll actually come out of the CDN is Google blockage