Post APVj20e4eHrgLGunRI by Geoff@mastodon.cloud
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 (DIR) Post #APVhJ0nb8BfzpiLjFo by pantsu@weeaboo.space
       2022-11-12T00:06:35.117828Z
       
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       How many calories are in a 9V battery?
       
 (DIR) Post #APVhmpBEtSdWUBchfc by Koropokkur@poa.st
       2022-11-12T00:11:59.207808Z
       
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       @pantsu I suppose it depends upon the metal yer using.
       
 (DIR) Post #APVhqayZe9XnafUtPs by SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo
       2022-11-12T00:12:34.478Z
       
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       @pantsu@weeaboo.space A normal alkaline 9V battery has 550mAh.550mAh * 3.6  9V  0.239 = 4258.98 calories.
       
 (DIR) Post #APVhxoS7wHmdPllJ2W by pantsu@weeaboo.space
       2022-11-12T00:13:58.237544Z
       
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       @SuperDicq Cool that means I only need to eat half a 9V tomorrow. Thanks! :nya_astonished:​
       
 (DIR) Post #APVi0UDJdwZPVu6p04 by SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo
       2022-11-12T00:14:22.321Z
       
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       @pantsu@weeaboo.space You live on 2 kcal a day?
       
 (DIR) Post #APVi58ym1Jel6UWmxM by pantsu@weeaboo.space
       2022-11-12T00:15:16.507931Z
       
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       @SuperDicq I shit I read that as kcal and not cal... I don't think I want to eat a 1000 9Volts in a day.... I know uranium is better but harder to get
       
 (DIR) Post #APViQhjQ0UnOy2cu92 by SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo
       2022-11-12T00:19:06.267Z
       
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       @pantsu@weeaboo.space Yeah if a battery contained 4000 kcal that would be insane. Batteries are not very nutritious so eating a 1000 of them to get your daily calorie intake sounds about reasonable, if only it didn't have a pH of 12.5 that would definitely kill you.
       
 (DIR) Post #APVj20e4eHrgLGunRI by Geoff@mastodon.cloud
       2022-11-12T00:16:56Z
       
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       @pantsu about 3500, depending on the cell.
       
 (DIR) Post #APVj4mJ6PlHyk2QTdA by pantsu@weeaboo.space
       2022-11-12T00:26:26.147152Z
       
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       @Geoff that ain't enough to feed me...
       
 (DIR) Post #APVj9Yx3Uv7qlfOZ04 by pantsu@weeaboo.space
       2022-11-12T00:27:18.013659Z
       
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       @SuperDicq guess I will eat bricks of charcoal after all I am a carbon based lifeform
       
 (DIR) Post #APVjSTn0uj4MGCibhY by SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo
       2022-11-12T00:30:38.489Z
       
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       @pantsu@weeaboo.space Charcoal is actually edible and some foods and medicine contain it. People claim in small amounts it actually has health benefits. If you eat too much you're probably going to be dehydrated tho.
       
 (DIR) Post #AR76plG9cqLZyzhrOa by publius@mastodon.sdf.org
       2022-12-29T23:09:03Z
       
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       @pantsu A datasheet for a Duracell Coppertop 6LR61 shows that, at a 50 mA discharge rate, it declines pretty much linearly from 9.5 to 6.5 V in 8.5 hours and then dies.By my arithmetic, it delivers an average of 0.4 W for 30 600 seconds, or a total of 12 240 J. This is equal to to 2.925 kcal.So, call it three (dietary) Calories.