Post APVPSDAGj7orcFBsTA by trogdor@poa.st
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 (DIR) Post #APVOAR1kLcAxRXAEVc by GatorTime@poa.st
       2022-11-11T20:32:08.791161Z
       
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       A transcript for the show Warski Live hosted by comedian Andy Warski and rapist of retarded women and neuroscientist Jean-Francois Gariepy. Their guest on today's episode is Styxhexenhammer, a libertarian political commentator. Transcript:Styxhexenhammer: FUCKY. FUCKYYYYYY FUCK YEAH.Andy: Good call. But hey we're not allowed to talk about the fucking headlining band.Styxhexenhammer: Hahaha fuck it, I'm telling you. Titties. Titties. Fuckin' six foot long ones. They're like fucking prehistoric. They're like fuckin' velociraptors. Like T-Rex. My mom and grandma would tell me about the velociraptors, and it's like we're down there and there are like six of them, and then you run and they fly after you, and then all of a sudden your three big dogs come, and they're like "Hey we're here, oh, there's dinosaurs," and then the dinosaurs fly away and the big dogs goes, "What the fuck?"Andy: Which made sense because at some point dinosaurs became T-Rex.Styxhexenhammer: That's what they used to say about velociraptors.Andy: Yeah, and you know I've never had the thought "I should be Velociraptor" and then I thought about Titties and realized that I'm actually fucking Velociraptor. I'm Velociraptor! I'm fucking Velociraptor, and I'm screaming fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck right now, because what the fuck do you even say to that? You know? So, titties. Jesus fucking Christ, I'm gonna lose my mind. That is the entire fucking problem with the entire thing.Styxhexenhammer: And I'm going to have to call my mom and I'm going to have to show her my titties. I'm like, "Mom! Mom! Look what I can do with Titties! Look what I can do with Titties! Mom! Look what I can do with Titties! I can fucking climb a tree. Look what I can do with Titties!" And my mom's like, "You know they were probably like the size of a quarter," and I'm like, "Titties is it? How about you guys fuck off. Titties, what do you say?"Andy: "What do you say to that?"Styxhexenhammer: Titties. Titties. Titties.Andy: Yeah, if that's the way that we're gonna go...Styxhexenhammer: I can see them fucking flipping me off now. "FUCK YEAH!"Andy: We're talking about titties, titties. Christ, the math's so hard.Styxhexenhammer: Titties.Andy: Here, here's a song by New York hip-hop duo The Roots. We'll call it, "The Roots, Fuck Titties."Styxhexenhammer: [Mimicking the song] "Fuck. Titties. Thighs. Thighs. Thighs. Thighs. Thighs. Thighs. Thighs. Thighs."Andy: [Mimicking the song] "Fuck. Titties. Thighs. Thighs. Thighs. Thighs."Styxhexenhammer: [Mimicking the song] "Fuck. Titties. Thighs. Thighs. Thighs. Thighs. Thighs."Andy: So the song's "Titties." "Fuck. Titties." "Thighs." What is the band that's going to end up in that slot? Oh shit, The Roots.Styxhexenhammer: I'm with you, man. "Fuck. Titties." "Thighs. Thighs."Andy: Fuck. Titties. "Thighs. Thighs."Styxhexenhammer: Thighs.Andy: Fuck. Thighs. Thighs.Styxhexenhammer: Thighs.Andy: "Thighs."RT: https://poa.st/objects/ef225efa-3e74-4013-94ed-814dfe95d5e6
       
 (DIR) Post #APVOKPoLiwG4ZEem48 by Mackiavelli13@chudbuds.lol
       2022-11-11T20:33:57.520480Z
       
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       I had those type of conversations in my 20's how far back is this ?
       
 (DIR) Post #APVPSDAGj7orcFBsTA by trogdor@poa.st
       2022-11-11T20:38:04.769803Z
       
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       @GatorTime That's about all... Peace out.
       
 (DIR) Post #APVgDyr6pT3wP61qjI by Hellion_One@poa.st
       2022-11-11T21:36:16.608808Z
       
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       @GatorTime Not a single peep from JF, I don't know if that makes it funnier or not.