Post APLo6DbXSBiEbg9nSy by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
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(DIR) Post #APLmNKK1X13SSHzjbk by Trigg3rH4ppy@poa.st
2022-11-07T05:16:05.221242Z
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If Elon does nothing else but fuck with celebrities on Twitter, its a win.
(DIR) Post #APLmS7XQUNFQFrY8ES by ThotsAndOpinions@poa.st
2022-11-07T05:17:09.376660Z
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@Trigg3rH4ppy Everyone is finally seeing the value of South Africa 😌
(DIR) Post #APLnH7gdhDQFU6B8aW by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T05:26:22.669059Z
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The Nazis saw it a long timr ago
(DIR) Post #APLnN8muVz4KdYyueG by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T05:27:27.746161Z
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(DIR) Post #APLnTeQBoawaU5STK4 by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T05:28:38.529775Z
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Weird flex but alright
(DIR) Post #APLnb6ht35c2ElI836 by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T05:29:59.322656Z
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I'm going on a bad taxidermy hunt, and you were at the top of the chudbuds TL. Congrats on your prize.
(DIR) Post #APLne16wJKbZkaOg5Y by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T05:30:30.813060Z
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Be friends with sui win stupid prizes
(DIR) Post #APLniCKiWqWFiJpq1Q by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T05:31:16.259328Z
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(DIR) Post #APLnrVxevBVpCBUaKO by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T05:32:57.124457Z
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I'm reporting this to immigration. They've clearly made a mistake
(DIR) Post #APLnwkUqJ6ZTivVf28 by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T05:33:53.931841Z
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TOO LATE NOW
(DIR) Post #APLo6DbXSBiEbg9nSy by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T05:35:36.628096Z
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Sigh
(DIR) Post #APLoLb8SFTIXvjt2a8 by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T05:38:23.488772Z
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Oh c'mon, don't act like you can't see the exploitability of these fucking abominations for quick meme gens
(DIR) Post #APLodWQySzFUYu61C4 by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T05:41:37.865866Z
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I love you but you are exhausting. 😘
(DIR) Post #APLorRTdh39zF4ypf6 by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T05:44:08.730239Z
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You should see what it's like inside my brain.This is after several filters.
(DIR) Post #APLosllBlbvARFp0Ou by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T05:44:23.069591Z
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CATCOPTER AWAY!
(DIR) Post #APLovkBo3yXgR5grR2 by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T05:44:55.318891Z
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Oh believe me buddy I'm only going at about 50% this is me toned way down lol.
(DIR) Post #APMAV6lWDSLRcw6Aj2 by WaifGyu@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T09:40:27.857030Z
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What the actual fuck is going on here?
(DIR) Post #APMAV7DsW11v2tMovg by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T09:46:37.263657Z
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The purge has begun
(DIR) Post #APMBaP9tMGlq4faXw0 by WaifGyu@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T09:55:58.552183Z
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You mean like the Great Squirrel Incident of 2008? 😳
(DIR) Post #APMBiAanOl5pDOsK9I by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:00:05.568724Z
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Worse
(DIR) Post #APMC51l4PUGgTba2OO by Ayylog@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:02:18.300962Z
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Don't fuck with squirrels tbh.
(DIR) Post #APMCAaEjeCOcrE6aOG by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:05:19.382743Z
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Squirrels can store nuts in their mouths for winter!
(DIR) Post #APMCX7nRYNETJQ5WwS by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:09:21.889420Z
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Is that where you learned it from?
(DIR) Post #APMCgHeYHBcEUKIRwO by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:11:01.104490Z
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Squirrels have big cheeks and it looks like they’re made of bubble gum when they store the nuts
(DIR) Post #APMCiUDKXuFC1Zc920 by Ayylog@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:07:43.027168Z
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Occasionally, they declare war too. Never underestimate a squirrel.
(DIR) Post #APMCiUisebTtbQNLCy by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:11:25.674575Z
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Mate we tried this with emus and it ended… poorly.
(DIR) Post #APMCkUiTeIpyA58lnM by WaifGyu@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:11:15.152034Z
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Who’s turn was it it to watch Trent? Lmao 😚
(DIR) Post #APMCkVBtsuNBdKuGem by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:11:47.998216Z
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I’m a big boy!!
(DIR) Post #APMD38gfmEGjLFBeTY by Ayylog@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:13:53.506971Z
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What happened? Did the emus enslave you?
(DIR) Post #APMD394mKbYEY0Su36 by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:15:09.492859Z
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Emu's ridden by abos
(DIR) Post #APMD8dzEpkjfrZUnFw by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:16:10.248342Z
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I promise you from the bottom of my soul.Abos are not smart enough to ride emus.
(DIR) Post #APMDAg4a33sMucxq4m by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:16:31.958395Z
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They did in the end.It’s why they’re on the 50c coin
(DIR) Post #APMDDYh1wWOetQK3ii by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:17:03.200792Z
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Are your coins plastic too?
(DIR) Post #APMDGrtszFUHKeuiie by Ayylog@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:16:52.126472Z
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But don't they have that dream time super power or whatever?
(DIR) Post #APMDGsLXKRbaiPqnom by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:17:39.335018Z
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They have alcohol and petrol fines. They believe colour came about because a crow got a splinterThey’re drug addicts, not mystics.
(DIR) Post #APMDHKnrWitsyNJorA by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:17:42.992626Z
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Dreamwalking?
(DIR) Post #APMDKHHF5qXiuCSqv2 by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:18:16.506224Z
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Dreamtime is their gay mythology basically
(DIR) Post #APMDMKDl7SDYcAoMca by Ayylog@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:18:23.472197Z
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Just how deep does this emu thing go? They're stuck on your island, right?
(DIR) Post #APMDMKgpNNTC4KPZvk by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:18:38.729554Z
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No we’re stuck there with them!!!
(DIR) Post #APMDP8w5X744U2tDsG by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:19:08.224970Z
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MetalOur 50c is a dodecahedron
(DIR) Post #APMDanVV1yOFUx0hJA by Ayylog@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:21:03.161871Z
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Thank God. I mean, that's awful.
(DIR) Post #APMDftBvKAUcZkHWfQ by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:22:09.164982Z
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Prove it i don't believe you
(DIR) Post #APMDofgYuMEhIInfwu by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:23:44.776466Z
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(DIR) Post #APMDrWn4R5c2ZkCsAS by Ayylog@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:23:09.181573Z
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I'm starting to think Trent is an emu tbh. He just knows too much.
(DIR) Post #APMDrXIGZ6ZA8UnmnA by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:24:13.160920Z
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Honestly the math checks out
(DIR) Post #APMDtAzKT21bXIj6R6 by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:24:33.855002Z
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The emus made peace with the Roos which is why they share a coin
(DIR) Post #APMDupK5zLF6vFE7xw by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:24:50.643326Z
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A deadly alliance
(DIR) Post #APMDyqLo6rYzGewVhg by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:25:34.524327Z
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Wtf is that?
(DIR) Post #APME0hjt6A9l8e5rhg by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:25:56.084681Z
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Their gay mythology
(DIR) Post #APME3eJIIscTNA3i9w by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:26:26.587710Z
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Thats not an explanation
(DIR) Post #APMEDf0IZzPcQ4woGe by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:28:14.739482Z
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Trust me its all you need.It’s a bunch of rainbow snakes and rocks
(DIR) Post #APMEHEdGZOtfmvsYBk by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:28:53.645248Z
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They literally worship a giant rock
(DIR) Post #APMEJZ1hiS0VcQQ6Gu by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:29:18.744286Z
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I can't usually get you to shut up but now i actually wanna hear about something and you're clamming up. I hate you trent
(DIR) Post #APMEOAOEk2NCeq9cSe by Ayylog@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:29:53.507082Z
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A rainbow snake? In upside down land? That sounds super venomous. What do you guys do about them?
(DIR) Post #APMEOAlzJjN7qVGaTw by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:30:08.179545Z
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Fuckem
(DIR) Post #APMEPINcWJTNjCP7Dc by Oboro@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:29:46.721923Z
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The explanation is that a prison colony turned country would evidently struggle with things we generally do not.
(DIR) Post #APMERPLLbMUbu5LeMa by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:30:42.501108Z
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They suck a lot of dick and won’t shut up about how important pride is.
(DIR) Post #APMETAb3Osp2kMXETg by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:31:04.719004Z
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Like high taxes!
(DIR) Post #APMEU09XiPiIe63zoe by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:31:11.081659Z
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The snakes suck dick?
(DIR) Post #APMEX0t1Rcbvn0lwWm by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:31:43.581262Z
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I get the rainbow serpent mixed up with faggots a lot
(DIR) Post #APMEYMQuou2UuAGgNc by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:32:00.794516Z
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OMG!!!!!!
(DIR) Post #APMEczJkBtpif27VY0 by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:32:49.626151Z
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Nigga what? You have a stroke?
(DIR) Post #APMEfBSI29TgsvAFkW by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:33:13.869388Z
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Yes you're causing me one
(DIR) Post #APMEhrZSQ5qU5DnJy4 by Oboro@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:32:33.308334Z
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Oh no, you're probably not worse off than Portugal in that regard. Contribution incidence in you average salary here has about 45%.
(DIR) Post #APMEhs8uIICZrANdDs by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:33:42.013850Z
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I don’t know if I can compare.Australia is definitely more developed than Portugal.Tax sucks ass :(
(DIR) Post #APMEieLf4AvPMciUlc by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:33:51.051937Z
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Nice.
(DIR) Post #APMEjyWpWSa8F0ZZYm by Ayylog@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:33:01.365783Z
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...and that's where scalies come from? I'm learning all kinds of shit tonight.
(DIR) Post #APMF2KZKJel5oIUdRg by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:37:23.810583Z
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Let me leave you with one tidbit that makes me laugh to no end.Uluṟu (the giant rock they worship) was a big tourist destination and tourists would go and climb the rock.Abos would get really upset because it was a holy site to them.So fast forward the government announces that climbing Uluṟu will be banned in a few weeks.Tourists start flooding in like crazy to climb the fucker. More than ever before. Just so they have a chance before it becomes illegal.I shit you not, journos started publishing articles that because of this influx in tourists it caused “irreparable damage” to Uluṟu.IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO A FUCKING ROCK
(DIR) Post #APMF6PCj1W0XLSreqG by Cyanide@rageparty.club
2022-11-07T10:34:33.048800Z
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The snake vored people, and when a cut was made in the snake and they came out they had turned into animals if I remember right
(DIR) Post #APMF6PkP0Iwj1ucYKm by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:38:08.251456Z
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Been too long since I last bothered with any of the Dreamtime stuff but it sound familiar
(DIR) Post #APMFAgqFOE51CmOSjg by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:38:48.637390Z
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What fucking tolkenesque world do you live in
(DIR) Post #APMFEso6qOrDTROQV6 by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:39:39.001846Z
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Thanks i couldn't get anything other than snake rock outta trent
(DIR) Post #APMGHGrgT9h2cXleIi by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:50:56.561100Z
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One where the orcs live fat off our hard labour
(DIR) Post #APMGI7e2EdGcJYmzsu by WaifGyu@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:42:27.940824Z
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Huh. Story kinda makes me think of the Kiwi Farms 🤔
(DIR) Post #APMGKifhXbGNjLo6Km by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:51:58.500683Z
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Fuckin hobbits
(DIR) Post #APMGhAVCkPy8PtbNEO by Ayylog@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:52:33.646577Z
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But where do the emus figure in? Are they Sauron?
(DIR) Post #APMGhAu1G9onerDBuS by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:56:01.922367Z
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They’re… hmm. They’re the dwarves.
(DIR) Post #APMGinSBPgZ3Vlxt2m by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:56:19.613479Z
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And the kangaroos are the elves
(DIR) Post #APMGjU8qhReHuGFYNU by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:56:27.016475Z
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There like those beasts the orcs ride. Hence abos riding emus
(DIR) Post #APMGlARCvg83NJdgQq by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:56:45.285739Z
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They are knife eared faggots
(DIR) Post #APMGxukgYn76UUpOTI by Ayylog@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:58:34.599920Z
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Fuck, that's terrifying. Can they be stopped?
(DIR) Post #APMGxvFWi7me29G1Xk by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T10:59:03.501870Z
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You already know the answer to that wiesroon
(DIR) Post #APMHKQIbwu8ShgQgWe by TheTallMan@poa.st
2022-11-07T11:00:11.580908Z
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@Ayylog @swattysquad @Sui @Trent_Hardwood @WaifGyu @ThotsAndOpinions @Trigg3rH4ppy That really is like LOTR except everything is poisonous and humans are sunburned assholes.
(DIR) Post #APMHKQs3p6UYTd0zmS by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T11:03:07.501329Z
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Sunburned yes. Assholes no.
(DIR) Post #APMHRx1OgcqiDWy21w by Ayylog@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T11:00:09.463914Z
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Well, I know emus can't be stopped, but maybe you could trick the abo riding them? Like maybe you throw a piece of their sacred rock at them or something.
(DIR) Post #APMHRxSL4SOrZ5ZY1Y by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T11:04:29.173482Z
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I'd just light my zippo and become their fire god
(DIR) Post #APMHc5jl8ZTu8yYKMi by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T11:06:19.192737Z
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Abos are slow greedy and stupid. Just blow on them and they’ll fall off from the drugs and alcohok
(DIR) Post #APMHex0C4OnVvCbS3U by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T11:06:50.222025Z
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Actually aboriginals have a lot of experience with fire and control burning funnily enough
(DIR) Post #APMHhfj0lKTDCqrcEi by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T11:07:19.610777Z
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Why crush my dreams trent
(DIR) Post #APMHrbcasFLxNKbBku by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T11:08:29.043027Z
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Because it’s funnier that they eat bugs called Witchetty Grubs
(DIR) Post #APMHs779mfDj368XCK by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T11:09:12.865732Z
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Never travel. You're too powerful for the real world
(DIR) Post #APMHvGWlF8ZD6ycEgC by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T11:09:47.084096Z
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You think I’m joking nigger??
(DIR) Post #APMHwPtDv5ioRCfg36 by Ayylog@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T11:09:45.645230Z
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If he leaves upside down island, we're all fucked.
(DIR) Post #APMHwQGyUmijcrme4O by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T11:09:59.560066Z
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You’re ass is first!
(DIR) Post #APMI7Q3PeJ6Y8IgRcG by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T11:11:58.733247Z
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How did you interpret what i said that way
(DIR) Post #APMI9ijr9RQgf3dLUG by Trent_Hardwood@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T11:12:23.840879Z
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Oh I assumed you thought I was making up crazy bullshit.
(DIR) Post #APMIISGVlg0GB04Yzo by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T11:13:58.503051Z
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Its not my fault you live in the upside down with flora and fawna found nowhere else in the world
(DIR) Post #APMXNxtz4Nkz3XcZZw by MisterLister@poa.st
2022-11-07T14:03:02.776707Z
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@ThotsAndOpinions @Trigg3rH4ppy I wanna see the value of your tummy
(DIR) Post #APMq4tVH66Nh2cgQts by Sui@chudbuds.lol
2022-11-07T17:32:29.646852Z
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You might get some buttsex out of him if you asked nicely.