Post AOZ3OO9b7CQcOpQAvg by PurpleAki@poa.st
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(DIR) Post #AOZ0zQguLRCh7XyMZU by Jim@poa.st
2022-10-14T16:39:10.952534Z
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Development meeting: Okay so the gamepass Microsoft big bucks came in so let's really set down and get working on this game. First do you all remember that game Myst? The one from back in the day on PC? Yeah, the one with the puzzles. Yes, some were difficult. Lets take that concept of difficult puzzles and make them boring as fuck and have that be 90 percent of the 3 hour run time.... wait I should say walk time. Because that's what we are making, a 3 hour long walking simulator with repetitive boring puzzles. But don't worry, we aren't copying Myst we are going to be different like I said our puzzles are just plain shit but to really drive the difference home let's set the game in darkness; actual darkness. And we'll use the same aesthetics copy/pasted over and over. I want every room, every area, every vista to look like the last. Now we shouldn't worry to much about combat because lol, I mean come on, have you seen our combat? We just need a boss fight or two that are awful time wasters to push us past that 2 hour steam refund window. Finally the ending. Now I know we've all worked hard to make sure this game has absolutely zero lore, story, sound design, or common sense. So I was thinking for the ending we could just shit in peoples faces. I mean just take the piss out of them but at the same time provide no answers whatsoever. Don't worry some youtuber will shit out a lore video calling it brilliant. I guess what I'm saying guys is it's been a long journey to reach a point where we just don't have to care or try. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go celebrate by shitting in a hookers mouth.
(DIR) Post #AOZ1cRrru4Ia42hlzs by PalePimp@poa.st
2022-10-14T16:46:14.924071Z
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@Jim Name of the scam? 🤔
(DIR) Post #AOZ1hDSEv3fyoGzU92 by Mackiavelli13@chudbuds.lol
2022-10-14T16:47:05.973297Z
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Well I got access to the Darktide beta this weekend lets hope its not a total disappointment.
(DIR) Post #AOZ1hZGdorTESfjX7Y by PurpleAki@poa.st
2022-10-14T16:42:12.625179Z
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@Jim can't help but think how much your last sentence would arouse the gunt.
(DIR) Post #AOZ1hZhaCh1NoEL37A by Adolf_E_Neumann@poa.st
2022-10-14T16:47:10.203885Z
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@PurpleAki @Jim Why are you thinking about what sexually arouses the gunt? :0171:
(DIR) Post #AOZ1pVMgDGdefsLIq8 by Old_Meme_Clown@poa.st
2022-10-14T16:48:36.505495Z
4 likes, 1 repeats
@Jim
(DIR) Post #AOZ22BfIlcYtLF6GzQ by Swagbito@freespeechextremist.com
2022-10-14T16:50:54.319599Z
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@Jim is this in reference to scorn? Lol
(DIR) Post #AOZ2F8nuiRZyEUIzOi by PunishedD@poa.st
2022-10-14T16:53:14.504213Z
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@Jim Call me a knee-jerk contrarian, but I don't think this would produce a very good game.
(DIR) Post #AOZ313U7nO49dStdWy by DonaldHellscream@poa.st
2022-10-14T16:46:45.884909Z
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@Jim Seems almost like false advertising, people were expecting a horror shooter and instead got a bad puzzle game.If you do like puzzle games, the latest Monkey Island was surprisingly good...shitty art aside...as far as actual shooters go I hope Darktide doesn't disappoint.store.steampowered.com/app/2060130/Return_to_Monkey_Island/
(DIR) Post #AOZ3147pPlpDcbTLPs by PalePimp@poa.st
2022-10-14T17:01:53.968929Z
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@DonaldHellscream @Jim I hate that they repeated the ending of M2 and the art is so horrible I had to pass on this one. I like to keep a good taste in my mouth, M1 & M2 are masterpieces and I want to remember them as they are. It is the same lately with everything.
(DIR) Post #AOZ3OO9b7CQcOpQAvg by PurpleAki@poa.st
2022-10-14T17:00:41.386355Z
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@Adolf_E_Neumann @Jim shit happens
(DIR) Post #AOZ3OOp4czbaTSpIZs by Adolf_E_Neumann@poa.st
2022-10-14T17:06:06.805203Z
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@PurpleAki @Jim Ba-dum-Tshh!
(DIR) Post #AOZ44sEzdtoxsKCg1w by OceanRedux@poa.st
2022-10-14T17:13:47.760906Z
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@Jim >Beginning of TL;DR post by jim"Lets take that concept of difficult puzzles and make them boring as fuck">End of TL;DR post by jim"Now if you'll excuse me im going to go celebrate by shitting in a hookers mouth"This whole post was wild from start to finish lmao
(DIR) Post #AOZ7zsFcZqHEH8Muh6 by ademan@shitposter.club
2022-10-14T17:57:41.922112Z
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finally a realistic-sounding review
(DIR) Post #AOZIWxmG3AQWVs3Dcm by Glow-Squad-Nwah@poa.st
2022-10-14T16:41:23.381453Z
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@Jim I get a headache just looking at that wall of text.
(DIR) Post #AOZIjWp1a4VYg2Kvaa by BadHabit@poa.st
2022-10-14T19:26:50.005595Z
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@DonaldHellscream @Jim Lmao. Scorn wishes it could shit on its audience as hard as Return to Monkey Island did.
(DIR) Post #AOZi4Pc84Zb7G0MMnw by AllWomanAreWhores69@poa.st
2022-10-14T17:21:07.461607Z
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@Glow-Squad-Nwah @Jim old game myst copy it but say we didnt copy it strip all orginality out of it make it boring walking simulator that last 3 hours celebrates by shitting in whores mouth
(DIR) Post #AOZi4lT0p9NR26GOeG by CalebLLShow@poa.st
2022-10-14T22:05:48.362172Z
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@Glow-Squad-Nwah @Jim Well NIGGERS can’t Read soooIt’s understandable you’re not a nigger nerd yet