Post AOHFAlFsbc1kQdDaRU by SaintPalpatine@poa.st
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(DIR) Post #AOHDdwsEHsVKx6whVY by Shadowman311@poa.st
2022-10-06T02:36:10.073122Z
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I have no idea if this is real but if it is this is definitely heresy
(DIR) Post #AOHDgpG93NOoCpVJUu by james@eatthebugs.social
2022-10-06T02:36:41.721961Z
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I have the strangest boner...
(DIR) Post #AOHDmJOORm1F6ryhYe by jjetty@poa.st
2022-10-06T02:37:41.304477Z
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@Shadowman311
(DIR) Post #AOHDmnGHOVM1kOPe4m by Shadowman311@poa.st
2022-10-06T02:37:45.757213Z
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@james No stop it
(DIR) Post #AOHDp963BPvG2wkXOy by Shadowman311@poa.st
2022-10-06T02:38:10.956494Z
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Also I would add that this is probably the most protestant thing I have ever seen.
(DIR) Post #AOHDpb1PMGqWeenE3M by james@eatthebugs.social
2022-10-06T02:38:16.629752Z
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Oh shit yessir
(DIR) Post #AOHDqNCkDQR25iSxO4 by ThatLoxGuy2@poa.st
2022-10-06T02:38:25.219082Z
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@Shadowman311 Why
(DIR) Post #AOHDrdzLIbegR1nrxw by Mutsu_a125@poa.st
2022-10-06T02:38:34.939576Z
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@Shadowman311 Is the plastic blessed too lol?
(DIR) Post #AOHDsOIl6kWE4ZF1cG by SaintPalpatine@poa.st
2022-10-06T02:38:31.322598Z
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@Shadowman311 $5 on "Megachurch"
(DIR) Post #AOHDv5X3LgBIjGDIa8 by JustJohnny@poa.st
2022-10-06T02:39:16.027674Z
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@ThatLoxGuy2 @Shadowman311 Don't, probably.
(DIR) Post #AOHE33x16yTa8qA0dU by hatefulmongoose@poa.st
2022-10-06T02:40:42.863344Z
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@Shadowman311 If game of thrones was good for anything it was that scene where the evil princess had her head shaved and was paraded around the city naked while everyone yelled at her and threw shit at her.
(DIR) Post #AOHE5B3FgOIkk75L2e by ThatLoxGuy2@poa.st
2022-10-06T02:41:05.825920Z
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@james @Shadowman311
(DIR) Post #AOHEBvYvfY0ajP7XRw by 5th_level_druid@poa.st
2022-10-06T02:42:19.076448Z
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@Shadowman311 I checked, it's satire.But it's satire from heretics, so at least we don't have to reschedule the inquisition.
(DIR) Post #AOHEGHtUaAt19MolzE by SaintPalpatine@poa.st
2022-10-06T02:42:27.452595Z
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@Shadowman311 No, it's not protestant, that's pure judeo-christian. Protestants that still exist have standards. Most of what are called protestants are just judeo-christians wearing their grandparents' church as a skinsuit.
(DIR) Post #AOHETb5kW7tKSHti88 by rdr@rdrama.cc
2022-10-06T02:45:30.725097Z
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@Shadowman311 body augmentation is a COMMANDMENTbut i think it's satire
(DIR) Post #AOHEgSbBPBbBsZjZHE by Nou@poa.st
2022-10-06T02:47:49.876197Z
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@5th_level_druid @Shadowman311 Sounds like an even better reason for Inquisition II, tbh.
(DIR) Post #AOHEhcG4ybV07yPjNY by AnimeTradCath@poa.st
2022-10-06T02:48:02.351496Z
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@Shadowman311
(DIR) Post #AOHEif5hvipBCd3rjk by Shadowman311@poa.st
2022-10-06T02:48:13.571432Z
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@SaintPalpatine Calling megachurch/progressive Christians "judeo-Christians" is actually a brilliant idea, better than what the Babylon Bee came up withodysee.com/@TheBabylonBee:7/introducing-christianity-lite!:e?r=79auPogvNTPUM3kMdvPzfJMYcJWpjdUs
(DIR) Post #AOHEoqdduUXckmssIy by kino@fedi.intkos.link
2022-10-06T02:49:18.888Z
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@SaintPalpatine@poa.st No, it's Protestant. @Shadowman311@poa.st
(DIR) Post #AOHEuHzxc7dJ3auxNY by Robert_Edwardly@poa.st
2022-10-06T02:50:20.012828Z
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@SaintPalpatine @Shadowman311 I was going to say, thanks for sticking up for...well, I'm in catechism , so "us" might not be the right term, but us.
(DIR) Post #AOHFAlFsbc1kQdDaRU by SaintPalpatine@poa.st
2022-10-06T02:51:56.074204Z
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@Robert_Edwardly @Shadowman311 I'm aware of too many protestants IRL who think this would be disgusting, satirical article or not, to cast aspersions on the Remnant.
(DIR) Post #AOHFAlgozRZtmBp6R6 by SaintPalpatine@poa.st
2022-10-06T02:52:43.766316Z
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@Robert_Edwardly @Shadowman311 Come to think of it, protestants don't even believe in Holy Water, but judeo-christians would.
(DIR) Post #AOHFIMZKGyRUBKwGe0 by Robert_Edwardly@poa.st
2022-10-06T02:54:41.169958Z
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@SaintPalpatine @Shadowman311 Maybe some anglicans
(DIR) Post #AOHFXAAaec7E4SQTXU by SaintPalpatine@poa.st
2022-10-06T02:56:10.899528Z
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@Robert_Edwardly @Shadowman311 True, but Anglicanism is a madhouse to begin with. Even the few reamaining Christians in the Anglican Church want to burn each other at the stake over some theological argument.
(DIR) Post #AOHFXAf4pGVBb0gp3g by Robert_Edwardly@poa.st
2022-10-06T02:57:21.318086Z
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@SaintPalpatine @Shadowman311 And now we explore why I'm in catechism...lol
(DIR) Post #AOHGfHwlisZ6ShOpeK by cuchulainn@poa.st
2022-10-06T03:09:19.093757Z
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@Shadowman311 Which Protestant churches use Holy Water? I've never seen it anywhere but a Catholic Church
(DIR) Post #AOHGfIVVdiM2CReZnc by elftummy@poa.st
2022-10-06T03:10:01.547221Z
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@cuchulainn @Shadowman311 What is baptism
(DIR) Post #AOHGs4ydFwF607N19M by monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st
2022-10-06T03:12:20.747953Z
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@elftummy @cuchulainn @Shadowman311 I've never heard a protestant call the water used in baptism "holy water"
(DIR) Post #AOHGtcuMaPrxWg6xpA by cuchulainn@poa.st
2022-10-06T03:11:44.092884Z
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@elftummy @Shadowman311 You don't need "Holy Water" for baptism, just water. That is a separate thing. I grew up baptist and am now Presbyterian and there has only been just water used for baptism, not specially consecrated water
(DIR) Post #AOHH2a34aTbjGPSFxA by elftummy@poa.st
2022-10-06T03:14:14.414439Z
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@monsterislandcolonizer @cuchulainn @Shadowman311 All the baptist churches I've been to specifically called it "holy water" :think: Maybe they're weird lol. I've only ever seen indoor baptisms, none of the in-nature baptisms
(DIR) Post #AOHH83k1cMOQnn9qT2 by 80D@poa.st
2022-10-06T03:15:13.679451Z
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@monsterislandcolonizer @elftummy @cuchulainn @Shadowman311 Wtf do they call it then?
(DIR) Post #AOHHHAn4mJXxGrvlAG by cuchulainn@poa.st
2022-10-06T03:16:39.229822Z
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@elftummy @monsterislandcolonizer @Shadowman311 Yeah, got to admit that’s a new one. We just called it “the baptismal” and that was it
(DIR) Post #AOHHRaK0i08fLnIfY0 by cuchulainn@poa.st
2022-10-06T03:17:52.270476Z
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@80D @monsterislandcolonizer @elftummy @Shadowman311 “The water”
(DIR) Post #AOHHRbWSFDgf4g87aC by cuchulainn@poa.st
2022-10-06T03:18:30.825555Z
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@80D @monsterislandcolonizer @elftummy @Shadowman311 We American Prots are very grug
(DIR) Post #AOHHXdwc9WpwK7FIHY by 80D@poa.st
2022-10-06T03:19:51.440757Z
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@cuchulainn @monsterislandcolonizer @elftummy @Shadowman311 Lol. Seems like it could get confusing. I could see "which water?" needing to be said often.
(DIR) Post #AOHLGoO8T8ftbmLdxY by Royper@poa.st
2022-10-06T04:01:37.973693Z
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@Shadowman311
(DIR) Post #AOI8axZGwcYXcknIae by cuchulainn@poa.st
2022-10-06T12:43:57.665785Z
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@80D @monsterislandcolonizer @elftummy @Shadowman311 You go into a typical Baptist church and there is literally one receptical with water, and that it the baptismal. Don’t really need to differentiate at that point.