Post AO2w8fcEehkzjZLJ2G by 2020chan@poa.st
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(DIR) Post #AO2N5emrmapptr8vJI by Jim@poa.st
2022-09-28T15:07:10.505059Z
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Welcome to the Poast-Apocalypse. Since the world is acting retarded as it is prone to do I thought I'd start up our own little alt-timeline spanning a week with one OP per day. How good are your survival LARPing skills frens? Read the scenario below and respond. I'll compile them all and read them on Oct's(next months) YOTC.Day 1 - You've woken up and there is no power, no television, no internet, cell phones don't seem to be working either. You see some neighbors in your apartment buidling/neighborhood milling about outside. They are just as lost as you are. Everyone has woken up to the same thing. You don't know the exact situation, what happened, or when it started. What do you do on day 1 of the poast-apocalypse?(Battle of Taco Bell, colorized)
(DIR) Post #AO2N5g8AmrTM4E7S9w by Old_Meme_Clown@poa.st
2022-09-28T15:08:17.776106Z
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@Jim
(DIR) Post #AO2N9RJDptktFy54EK by estate@poa.st
2022-09-28T15:13:42.220889Z
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@Jim Easiest answer of my life.
(DIR) Post #AO2NIhONPOwHkAuHxI by RedReality@poa.st
2022-09-28T15:11:26.117308Z
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@Jim Go outside, find the nearest black person
(DIR) Post #AO2NPGJUU9rZmskdLU by umbra@poa.st
2022-09-28T15:11:58.075789Z
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@Jim I am fully prepared for any situation.
(DIR) Post #AO2NdTGR8DtY0X68Om by ins0mniak@freespeechextremist.com
2022-09-28T22:47:28.540315Z
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@Jim Whats point about living without internet?
(DIR) Post #AO2O2P220Kyi7YFSaG by ChineseCheese@poa.st
2022-09-28T21:32:04.232969Z
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@Jim Look and my neighbors and shout:
(DIR) Post #AO2P71rDh3tjeHxel6 by faulted@poa.st
2022-09-28T20:36:58.200712Z
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@Jim I am compiling a physical notebook containing the coordinates and physical addresses of funny cows on the kiwi farms. Once the bombs drop, I'm going to drop whatever I am doing and start traveling to these holy sites of autism. I'll wear a 4 star hat, so feel free to come up and say hi or join me on my pilgrimage.
(DIR) Post #AO2PCZqkjnvIWSO8n2 by LXIII@poa.st
2022-09-28T20:18:38.477576Z
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@Jim Find that old mail potato address I sent to Jim'sGo to Jim's Bring Supplies to resupply JimBring RageHog Carcass who probably died stumbling on his own ass. As tribute.Enjoy the rest of my days listening to Cancer Man tales.Man No internet this gonna be boring better get to cancer man's shelter, the one he probably built Walt style.
(DIR) Post #AO2PDGTsEkAijx0ybA by Dave_Ph@poa.st
2022-09-28T21:08:42.600500Z
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@Jim Pretty much my life in Florida right now. Except I was prepping for TS Brandon and bought a generator.I also have a gun and a gas grill so I'm sizing up my neighbors to see who looks most like veal.
(DIR) Post #AO2PKc6EG2CnofSX3I by Billy_Razorback@poa.st
2022-09-28T20:11:18.839387Z
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@Jim First i would ask my mom and dad permission to leave the basement, then i would hang myself in the garage. For without cellphones or internet, my life crumbles!
(DIR) Post #AO2PPmMbWVRV67a80G by shadowaurorad@poa.st
2022-09-28T17:06:07.507009Z
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@Jim Kill my neighbors to raid their pantries
(DIR) Post #AO2PQ9v7wJiw9quWVU by Benisman@poa.st
2022-09-28T19:55:53.618500Z
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@Jim I grab my finest D20s for skill rolls, my Katana and headband and make my way to the closest Wallmart. Let the games begin.
(DIR) Post #AO2PaJTFHpkwfoi9Vw by balrog_booger@dumbopinions.xyz
2022-09-28T23:09:17.843885Z
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I immediately get my katana and make sure that my waifu pillow is safe from the roaming rape gangs. Any 3DPD woman who comes near my homestead will be shot on sight
(DIR) Post #AO2Yr7UBzvzQ0vF7mi by Spooky3DPG@poa.st
2022-09-29T00:51:50.995275Z
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@Jim Wake up at 5 am because my alarm clock is powered by potatoes, then gear up and travel around to every single home with this sign out front and rob them blind (they don't believe in firearms.)
(DIR) Post #AO2Yr86Thac9vf9hSa by Jim@poa.st
2022-09-29T00:53:10.082690Z
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@Spooky3DPG Look through the window, see Live, Laugh, Love sticker on the wall and a wine rack... "Yep this is lootable" lmfao
(DIR) Post #AO2Z9AfCvEgt580DoG by Becassine@leafposter.club
2022-09-29T00:56:26.515987Z
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Haha nice tryI’m not publicly publishing my plans…
(DIR) Post #AO2ZLj1R0IkD7MNxT6 by Onideus@poa.st
2022-09-29T00:57:55.752760Z
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@Jim @Spooky3DPG I'll just put this right nyah...
(DIR) Post #AO2ZLjWz6zyuhD99e4 by lina@eientei.org
2022-09-29T00:58:41.911100Z
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@Onideus @Jim @Spooky3DPG should be a male dog instead
(DIR) Post #AO2ZVRx1KSVP4HxRo0 by Onideus@poa.st
2022-09-29T00:59:18.122093Z
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@lina @Jim @Spooky3DPG One of those little purse puppy dogs. LOL
(DIR) Post #AO2ZVSK3wmwADkjqim by lina@eientei.org
2022-09-29T01:00:27.728922Z
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@Onideus @Jim @Spooky3DPG no, a big dog, because feminists are white women
(DIR) Post #AO2ZnNREqToWHjdleS by JoeK@chudbuds.lol
2022-09-29T01:03:24.519002Z
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That person is an obvious transphobe, no Trans Rights Are Human Rights on the sign. Kill them for the apocalyptic transgender zombies.
(DIR) Post #AO2Zrqy6zjhL1u9Qqe by PeptoBysmal@poa.st
2022-09-29T00:45:56.884584Z
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@Jim Nice try, FBI. On another note though;The first thing I'd do is get a radio to figure out if its just digital tech or if analog tech is out of comission too. Check the sky to see if its an enormous natural disaster or cataclylsmic celestial event. If its not immending doom kind of serious, gather or improvise some weapons (just in case) and get any vehicle available to you, go to the stores before people start realizing whats going on and begin to panic.Once the chaos sets in, reduce as much travel outside of your location as possible and prepare to move quickly if necessary.
(DIR) Post #AO2ZwGZRkSm3akibRY by Mackiavelli13@chudbuds.lol
2022-09-29T01:05:19.309466Z
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smE4_jXsABs each time I see "Trans Rights Are Human Rights" reminds me of this.
(DIR) Post #AO2a3twVlLGvjG9CYy by Onideus@poa.st
2022-09-29T01:05:11.045835Z
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@lina @Jim @Spooky3DPG So I guess they have to be white dogs... otherwise it might be kinda waycist in their circles. White women with black dogs... yeah, maybe not... maybe they'd dress them up tho. Teach them tricks. Like instead of teaching them to "shake" they teach them like, "Submit like a bitch to black grrrl power."
(DIR) Post #AO2a3uT7o5MNMPPFOi by lina@eientei.org
2022-09-29T01:06:42.012794Z
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@Onideus @Jim @Spooky3DPG what are you talking about? it's considered racist when a white woman is ever with a white man, or in this case, a white dog
(DIR) Post #AO2mQuJnjNel0KmH0y by Francisco@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:25:19.356150Z
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@Old_Meme_Clown @Jim I was gonna poke fun at him not getting rid of that awful mole, but then I realized that in his case it distracts from the rest of his disgusting face.
(DIR) Post #AO2mpYZDjrtwmdkABk by OceanRedux@poa.st
2022-09-28T16:31:38.340172Z
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@Jim
(DIR) Post #AO2umUK1rf9gNlgZZw by ThotsAndOpinions@poa.st
2022-09-29T04:58:51.814564Z
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@Jim Well, you're describing a Monday in Africa, but let's LARP as a first world country.Day 1: After taking a cold shower and making some coffee with candle boiled water; I would check if the apocalypse was racially motivated. I.e. is this the Great Reset everyone is always talking about? Or did Keffals delete everything that sparks joy or did Jesus descend? Some process of elimination type shit.After doxing and cataloging the survivors, I will team up with a group of slightly emotionally unstable, but physically superior weapon enthusiasts and lolcow enjoyers. We will then start our plans to survive and ultimately conquer the new world. To join, you must be able to deadlift at least 230lbs and squat below parallel. No uglies!
(DIR) Post #AO2vh8XxUt4BLzDHsW by complicatedRegrets@bae.st
2022-09-29T05:09:06.307196Z
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@Jim I'd eat yesterday's mcdonalds, pack up all my tools and take a 30 minute drive into the wilderness with a shovel, my plates an AR and a 3 day pack and spend the day digging and fishing to get that stuff I lost in a boating accident waaaaaaaaaaaaay back.For years I've had an idea of where it was but if stuff got fuzzy I might remember a bit better. The 8 hour old McDonalds would really help I think. Lovin' it? No, Oh shit I'm feelin' it.After that I'd pack up and deal with about a 40 minute drive to a predetermined location.You know we really haven't seen the police or federal agents need to take on a really committed set of individuals since miami dade. And even then those yokles were running around with just L2/3 shit. Not like, L4 ceramics or even AR500 plates. Two men, with limited practice, but very committed to just running away, killed 2 men and wounded 5 others.Now imagine it was 4-5 guys, all thinking the same thing, armed to the fucking teeth, L4 armor and enough misc gear to last a lifetime, finally take the gloves off. It's time to violate all these FCC rules while engaging in closeted gay sex.
(DIR) Post #AO2vijaXGMx4WeBF8i by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-09-29T05:09:23.336276Z
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I roll over and pull shot gun kun tight and drift back to sleep. Comfortable to let things get thin out before i have to start wasting ammo. Tomorrow is gonna be a good day chud buds. Tomorrow is going to be a prosperous day.
(DIR) Post #AO2vz9Saq7TbOoIH5s by swattysquad@chudbuds.lol
2022-09-29T05:12:21.570278Z
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I find thots and when shes sleeping i wrap the pair of keffals undies i bought off troonbay around her head and disappear back into the night.
(DIR) Post #AO2w8fcEehkzjZLJ2G by 2020chan@poa.st
2022-09-29T05:13:40.999277Z
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@ThotsAndOpinions @Jim Keffals deleting everything that sparks joy is such a great way to sum up what he does.
(DIR) Post #AO2wWIADV6p1wuV7Fw by Oven_Dodger@poa.st
2022-09-28T15:34:14.700534Z
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@Jim I grab my ar-15 (assault rifle 15), get in my 2002 Ford Fiesta and make my way to the nearest Costco. When I arrive I am greeted by thousands of other people with the same idea. I make my way to the roof where other patriots have already moved pallets of Maruchan Chicken Ramen and Kirkland Signature water bottles underneath a makeshift fort made from the patio furniture displays. When I make my way to the top they point their rifles at me and ask for the password. In a panic I blurt out what comes naturally. "Gamergate 2". Nervously they look at each other for a second before lowering their weapons. A very large man with a scraggly beard, dirty white t-shirt, and a black hat with four out of five white stars crudely stitched on walks up to me and says "hey new guy, you're on guard duty, get to the toilet paper vault". I make my way to what looks like an igloo of folding chairs and 80 inch OLED TVs. The entrance appears to be the old doors from the butchers section ripped off the hinges. Proudly, I stand in front of the makeshift vault with my assault rifle firmly grasped. I watch as the roof guards push an obese, blue haired woman off the roof as she screams "FUCKING CHUUUUDS!!!"
(DIR) Post #AO2wX4Z1YBBc3kTbaS by wildcatfan69@poa.st
2022-09-28T22:44:36.486294Z
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@Jim I would grab my Bowie, put on my clown wig and, and go straight to cannibalism. Start hunting my neighbors like Nick needing some bussy. Maybe make some hog noises to lure out the large rage pigs in the area.
(DIR) Post #AO2wY9amLBOrwaoS7k by Balrog@poa.st
2022-09-28T23:27:51.617848Z
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@Jim Select a group of the fattest survivors and bully the rest to collect all the porn magazines for me. Then proceed to go live in a cave in hope that we outlive everyone else by virtue of being too fat to starve.I call that the 'Maui strat'.
(DIR) Post #AO2wrengX95gEj9Kam by n3f_X@nicecrew.digital
2022-09-29T05:22:12.040162Z
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become the gray man ...
(DIR) Post #AO2wzR1rcQpPqHUSbw by complicatedRegrets@bae.st
2022-09-29T05:23:37.020917Z
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@n3f_X @Jim you added an extra letter.
(DIR) Post #AO5Z6cgsqR8EbyS396 by Billy_Razorback@poa.st
2022-09-30T11:40:07.278811Z
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@ins0mniak @Jim *high five*Rather get cell injury from arsenic exposure, brolog 🤌🏻👈🏻