Post AO2na9WGgP8Ii5a6BE by kaosktrl@poa.st
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(DIR) Post #AO2nEzvP9zfks7FeD2 by ck_schizoid@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:34:14.782823Z
7 likes, 1 repeats
IM SO BORED!!!! poasters entertain me w a fun fact or a funny story or a bad joke or ANYTHINGPLEASEEEEEEEEE :333333thank u
(DIR) Post #AO2nKQRbzN52ZIu73g by graf@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:35:19.087096Z
12 likes, 3 repeats
@ck_schizoid poast started out as a filesharing site for me and my twitter friends to send files to eachother (had a 10gb limit and expiries and everything) one night we were drunk in vc playing some game and one of my friends said we should make our own social media site. later that night poa.st was born
(DIR) Post #AO2nMqKihoh9RMpj8q by penguin@eveningzoo.club
2022-09-29T03:35:47.703894Z
5 likes, 1 repeats
Here's a fun fact:🤨 you're a nigger
(DIR) Post #AO2nNTTFC3gcp67aLI by MichaelAlberto@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:35:54.324175Z
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@ck_schizoid dm
(DIR) Post #AO2nOvkjWj9WpOzp68 by ehhh@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:36:09.526986Z
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@ck_schizoid Knock Knock
(DIR) Post #AO2nTARgqDBpYV6pQe by Ariel1355@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:36:56.263651Z
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@ck_schizoid I was at a party on the second floor of an apartment building and a drunk native jumped off the balcony. Broke both his legs 🤣 He just… did it for no reason. He was buying drugs (probably already high) off the host of the pasty
(DIR) Post #AO2nTnMO9r7eFLve52 by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
2022-09-29T03:37:02.890703Z
7 likes, 2 repeats
@ck_schizoid two niggers were walking in the woods when they came across a set of tracksone nigger said to the other "oh look at those deer tracks"the other nigger replied "no way, those are mountain lion tracks"they were still arguing when the train hit them
(DIR) Post #AO2nTshqHWFopL0LiK by sawa_sama@bae.st
2022-09-29T03:37:03.711226Z
18 likes, 11 repeats
@ck_schizoidviceisretarded.mp4
(DIR) Post #AO2nV11QqfW6uMhyy0 by Omega_Variant@nicecrew.digital
2022-09-29T03:37:16.308080Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
🎤 ⬇️
(DIR) Post #AO2na0ruqY6LscdlAm by merchantHelios@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:38:09.598440Z
4 likes, 1 repeats
@ck_schizoid fun fact: based and retarded are directly proportional to each other
(DIR) Post #AO2na9WGgP8Ii5a6BE by kaosktrl@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:38:11.817273Z
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@ehhh @ck_schizoid who you calling a psycho ?
(DIR) Post #AO2ndHsI4i1JUZNQRM by Turdicus@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:38:45.855853Z
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@ck_schizoid Today I played world of Warcraft with my friends. It’s not a funny story but I called out guild master a wahman and our main tank a nigger simp so we’re probably transferring off the server
(DIR) Post #AO2nlY4NkJui2KyJN2 by CenturianFrend@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:40:15.530492Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@ck_schizoid
(DIR) Post #AO2noSHNjNGUwmREci by James10550088@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:40:46.934439Z
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@ck_schizoid I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
(DIR) Post #AO2nqc5IFNDRw5oTNw by Mackiavelli13@chudbuds.lol
2022-09-29T03:41:10.637253Z
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/urUlTMP3unk
(DIR) Post #AO2nrSKK0k8PxlFD1s by WretchedFetch@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:41:19.697651Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@ck_schizoid invidious.poast.org/watch?v=KqvDBGNGR4M
(DIR) Post #AO2ns4bfggakgZebLc by PunishedD@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:41:26.242257Z
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@ck_schizoid A priest, a rabbi, a Baptist preacher, a cow, a dog, and a donkey walk into a bar.The bartender looks at them and says "what is this, a joke?"
(DIR) Post #AO2ntEvgnDNwzVZbXs by Kebbles@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:41:07.183153Z
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@graf @ck_schizoid You're the founder of poast?
(DIR) Post #AO2ntFJ5OE6IA4WI0u by graf@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:41:36.016734Z
4 likes, 0 repeats
@Kebbles @ck_schizoid might be
(DIR) Post #AO2nvf6AT4tWjRd5hg by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st
2022-09-29T03:42:05.443174Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
"entertainment" for you please don't enjoypain_fatass.mp4
(DIR) Post #AO2o0SKdMTwEaJgKzA by kaosktrl@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:42:56.865571Z
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@CenturianFrend @ck_schizoid gateway pron
(DIR) Post #AO2o272nTns58p82z2 by NickNailer1@undergamer.quest
2022-09-29T03:43:14.595663Z
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@ck_schizoid I once had a train conductor honk at my ass flapping in the wind as I was taking my gf to pound town
(DIR) Post #AO2o3jWLuSvmlRj3w0 by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
2022-09-29T03:43:31.970818Z
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@graf @Kebbles @ck_schizoid >knife ear
(DIR) Post #AO2oAZlaZf3IXU7DY8 by gruglife@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:43:56.162059Z
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@ck_schizoid Two cops are walking by a bar in the morning and a drunk guy comes stumbling out. The drunk says "Officers can you help me find my car I think someone stole it." The cop says "Where was the last place you saw it?" The guy says "Attached to my keys." The cops say "Sure, come down to the station we'll help you out but first you should zip up your fly." The guy looks down and says "Aw man they got my girl too."
(DIR) Post #AO2oGCF2x5OJJcZemO by GrungeQueef@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:45:47.315273Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
@skylar @graf @Kebbles @ck_schizoid >knife ear
(DIR) Post #AO2oNAc1POSKHye6ZE by chudbere@chudbuds.lol
2022-09-29T03:47:03.315144Z
3 likes, 1 repeats
funny story: when I was swatted last week, one of my kids slept through the cops clearing our house. The next morning she had kleenex stuffed in her nose and said that her nose had started bleeding overnight. We told her about the cops coming and how she slept through them checking her room and shining a light in her face, and she said, "I bet that's why I had a nose bleed!"We all cracked up and another one of our kids joked, "that sounds like the worst superpower ever."Later that day, the nose-bleeder and I were driving to Sonic to get food and we passed a car accident with quite a few police cars on the scene. I made a joke about her nose bleeding, and not a minute later as we are driving past the small town cop shop, her nose begins GUSHING.So I guess I have a child bound for a life of crime as some sort of knock-off Bilbo Baggins. Instead of a sword that glows for orcs, her nose bleeds every time a cop is near.
(DIR) Post #AO2oO7mLQelnn4vgLg by bleedingphoenix@shortstackran.ch
2022-09-29T03:44:02.328941Z
3 likes, 1 repeats
@ck_schizoid being bored is not a lack of activity, it's a lack of imagination. if you can't think of anything to say then turn off the screen and take up a skill.also you're the second newfag i've seen asking to be entertained, don't make this a trend.
(DIR) Post #AO2oSTgJw8NesaBgRc by bleedingphoenix@shortstackran.ch
2022-09-29T03:47:45.732895Z
4 likes, 1 repeats
@GrungeQueef @Kebbles @ck_schizoid @graf @skylar "knife ear" is unkind, thank you friends
(DIR) Post #AO2oVoQBHdSy4TEDWi by Im_Jooming@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:48:37.222218Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@merchantHelios @ck_schizoid every based action has an equal and opposite retarded action
(DIR) Post #AO2oW0rZ1eV4es8FsG by GrungeQueef@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:48:38.632817Z
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@bleedingphoenix @Kebbles @ck_schizoid @graf @skylar >"knife ear" is unkindhey poast, say "knife ear"
(DIR) Post #AO2oculg5K6NmYfb7Y by skylar@wolfgirl.bar
2022-09-29T03:49:53.699771Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@bleedingphoenix @GrungeQueef @Kebbles @ck_schizoid @graf i'm sorry but it's mathematically impossible for the knife ears to bake 6 million cookies in 5 years with only 11 trees(besides floofy ears are clearly superior)
(DIR) Post #AO2ogae6q9WOX6slyi by ck_schizoid@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:50:19.218382Z
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@ehhh whos there
(DIR) Post #AO2ogb8wzUBw4lJP3A by ehhh@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:50:33.458561Z
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@ck_schizoid banana
(DIR) Post #AO2ohbIftQoEqsL2oa by Saber@shortstackran.ch
2022-09-29T03:50:45.082438Z
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@ck_schizoid nigger
(DIR) Post #AO2omevTq6pTXrtxFw by Xeraser@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:51:39.586250Z
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@sawa_sama @ck_schizoid niggers
(DIR) Post #AO2ozaY9QChbjl9eEq by bleedingphoenix@shortstackran.ch
2022-09-29T03:53:06.940216Z
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@skylar @GrungeQueef @Kebbles @ck_schizoid @graf elves are white and such anti-elf language is by proxy anti-white.unless you're referring to santa elves; those are abominations and are not true elves.
(DIR) Post #AO2p2CJtxpYtSTjYWG by bleedingphoenix@shortstackran.ch
2022-09-29T03:53:49.714486Z
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@Saber @ck_schizoid >bullpup>not a p90gamer lion needs to up her taste
(DIR) Post #AO2p4ScWKZdmalWOye by Saber@shortstackran.ch
2022-09-29T03:54:52.504169Z
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@bleedingphoenix @ck_schizoid famas is hot though
(DIR) Post #AO2p6ud9A2SQ2iz33Y by ScampussAurelius@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:47:36.015112Z
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@ck_schizoid here rate my fanart
(DIR) Post #AO2p86Z8GtDRLhft4a by GrungeQueef@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:55:31.879376Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @ck_schizoid Literal. Child. Abuse.
(DIR) Post #AO2pDJNG4qdeWPbSuO by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st
2022-09-29T03:56:28.935140Z
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And entirely tik-tok/twitter safe, too.
(DIR) Post #AO2pG9na8QGrh1GyNE by Dr_Tetanus@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:56:59.786020Z
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@graf @ck_schizoid Knife ears for the graf man
(DIR) Post #AO2pI4i21pXUUGaikC by graf@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:57:19.004062Z
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@ehhh @ck_schizoid tonightyou:handbanana:
(DIR) Post #AO2pK59dLPISRmSVyy by GrungeQueef@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:57:41.819313Z
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@bleedingphoenix @skylar @Kebbles @ck_schizoid @graf "Hey faggot, this is what you get for calling me 'knife ear'."[ shoots arrow into the offending utterer's throat so he/she may never speak ill of elves again ]
(DIR) Post #AO2pOcSTSmKgtaR1rU by ck_schizoid@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:57:44.499540Z
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@ehhh banana who?
(DIR) Post #AO2pOcuTmejaIRXOVs by Mackiavelli13@chudbuds.lol
2022-09-29T03:58:31.231575Z
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpL28igBHKQ
(DIR) Post #AO2pQkInGr1NnmvA6C by ehhh@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:58:54.323278Z
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@graf @ck_schizoid this banana emoji looks familiar..
(DIR) Post #AO2pTZtMQrFmNsNKtM by ehhh@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:59:24.876324Z
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@ck_schizoid knock knock
(DIR) Post #AO2pU7WrN1SOhw6qXY by graf@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:59:29.832788Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@ehhh @ck_schizoid
(DIR) Post #AO2pWWxxlafcB8w5yK by ck_schizoid@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:59:47.604834Z
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@ehhh whos there?
(DIR) Post #AO2pWXR21VvFdIXJHU by ehhh@poa.st
2022-09-29T03:59:56.770877Z
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@ck_schizoid Banana
(DIR) Post #AO2pb4pXnnUmMhAM08 by ehhh@poa.st
2022-09-29T04:00:45.929489Z
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@graf @ck_schizoid isn't that the olympic mascot from somewhere? 🤔 I forget... australia?
(DIR) Post #AO2pcylNKaH47w7gsy by ck_schizoid@poa.st
2022-09-29T04:00:19.971729Z
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@ehhh banana who?
(DIR) Post #AO2pczERaVWha5iuC8 by ehhh@poa.st
2022-09-29T04:01:06.211611Z
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@ck_schizoid knock knock
(DIR) Post #AO2pgRqndnMXD1JYgq by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st
2022-09-29T04:01:45.067293Z
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Or you could make it a trend to show them the worst fucking posts imaginable.
(DIR) Post #AO2pltRIUhnSDnyxrk by chudbere@chudbuds.lol
2022-09-29T04:02:43.835825Z
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I love hand banana
(DIR) Post #AO2pnCIDslfOz7MMT2 by ck_schizoid@poa.st
2022-09-29T04:02:33.945430Z
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@ehhh WHOS THEREREEEE
(DIR) Post #AO2pnCfySSfKAmTKUK by ehhh@poa.st
2022-09-29T04:02:56.102732Z
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@ck_schizoid orange
(DIR) Post #AO2poO7TOf2NxCtozA by UnityOstara@poa.st
2022-09-29T04:03:10.864558Z
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@graf @ehhh @ck_schizoid I'm glad that ATHF continued the Hand Banana story.
(DIR) Post #AO2pqT7Fn6Vm1smy3M by bleedingphoenix@shortstackran.ch
2022-09-29T03:57:25.407801Z
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@Saber @ck_schizoid perhaps, but P90 looks far sexier
(DIR) Post #AO2pqYQw1ME2WN2FvM by bleedingphoenix@shortstackran.ch
2022-09-29T04:03:09.224069Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @ck_schizoid but this crowd came because they like that stuff, won't work.
(DIR) Post #AO2prXG3sOlzAJPvwe by ck_schizoid@poa.st
2022-09-29T04:03:29.467603Z
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@ehhh orange who?
(DIR) Post #AO2prXkC4MsMflVzua by ehhh@poa.st
2022-09-29T04:03:44.155794Z
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@ck_schizoid orange you glad i didn't say 'banana'?
(DIR) Post #AO2pu5w1v4DzIEGgIS by Ariel1355@poa.st
2022-09-29T04:04:12.665136Z
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@ck_schizoid @ehhh THE FUCKING PO-LICE! HANDS UP MEXICAN!
(DIR) Post #AO2pvWZ4Odk0AnD6Mi by graf@poa.st
2022-09-29T04:04:26.205197Z
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@chudbere @ck_schizoid @ehhh
(DIR) Post #AO2pypX2KivDrqps9o by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st
2022-09-29T04:05:04.414556Z
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You'd be surprised at what a quick administration of shitting dick nipples can do.
(DIR) Post #AO2q0UyDkerqfzLXKS by Xeynas@bae.st
2022-09-29T04:05:02.451284Z
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@graf @chudbere @ck_schizoid @ehhh classic carl scene
(DIR) Post #AO2q0VRdzGP49F72Bs by graf@poa.st
2022-09-29T04:05:18.183831Z
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@Xeynas @chudbere @ck_schizoid @ehhh :athf_carl:
(DIR) Post #AO2q95SPyf7y9hZAG0 by hikari@shortstackran.ch
2022-09-29T04:06:55.479370Z
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@bleedingphoenix @Saber @ck_schizoid the model available for puchase has a big stupidly long barrel :(
(DIR) Post #AO2qEJx7VoCYYkQG5w by Rayfield@poa.st
2022-09-29T04:07:12.108677Z
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@ck_schizoid
(DIR) Post #AO2qXgi57mmkdtchtY by bleedingphoenix@shortstackran.ch
2022-09-29T04:11:04.753857Z
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@hikari @Saber @ck_schizoid you can sbr it, though, legally or not. you can even get it automatic, again legally or not.
(DIR) Post #AO2tTrv3o3SU6zZ3lQ by nxth@poa.st
2022-09-29T04:43:47.970820Z
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@ck_schizoid Fries dipped in strawberry milkshake provides a nice combination of salty and sweet flavors
(DIR) Post #AO2tTsN47vrNVqfQPo by graf@poa.st
2022-09-29T04:44:15.293274Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@nxth @ck_schizoid wendys fries + frosty is a good combo
(DIR) Post #AO2tw0yFkLrQIDTkVU by troubledturtle@poa.st
2022-09-29T04:49:22.834190Z
3 likes, 1 repeats
@graf @nxth @ck_schizoid 🤤
(DIR) Post #AO2txdIEkbGRR9b7XU by graf@poa.st
2022-09-29T04:49:38.377940Z
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@troubledturtle @nxth @ck_schizoid its one of those things that when you think about it, it shoudlnt be good but it is
(DIR) Post #AO2vZKuZdpZXNy4Vvs by SolCreed@poa.st
2022-09-29T05:07:41.590355Z
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@ck_schizoid
(DIR) Post #AO2w3sOTifHRutccrI by ThighHighSock@poa.st
2022-09-29T05:13:12.745890Z
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@sawa_sama @ck_schizoid I'm honestly amazed that this guy has SO LITTLE self control that he can't even stop himself from sending a dick pic to a journalist.Like, what did he think would happen, that the journalist would suddenly want to fuck him?I suppose they're sex offenders for a reason, because they all lack self control.
(DIR) Post #AO38nH4C2380v3Y0jQ by sapphire@tnd.lol
2022-09-29T04:35:14.284242Z
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@bleedingphoenix @ck_schizoid @Saber an entire generation of men were tricked into liking this retarded bullpup by a show about ancient egyptian parasite Gods
(DIR) Post #AO38nWCBmbR9qCP6mG by bleedingphoenix@shortstackran.ch
2022-09-29T04:37:31.086841Z
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@sapphire @ck_schizoid @Saber i was tricked into liking it because of a certain gun loli, then i started unironically liking it and the rest is history