Post ANtItKyJmMCcuIAbTM by gachihomo@mastodon.lol
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 (DIR) Post #ANtBSF6gmGPRDeDcVk by stux@mstdn.social
       2022-09-24T12:18:15Z
       
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       Only the Russian soldiers who are illegal in Ukraine are gonna vote in the sham referendum, wanna betI still vote for Russia joining the Netherlands
       
 (DIR) Post #ANtBZFqmPb9XYH7Ybg by stux@mstdn.social
       2022-09-24T12:19:34Z
       
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       HEADLINE:"The Netherlands annexes Russia, people finally happy!"
       
 (DIR) Post #ANtBfFrhGmvFKqPXgO by stux@mstdn.social
       2022-09-24T12:20:45Z
       
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       New headline!"The Netherlands annexes the world and frees it from itself. Countries are history."
       
 (DIR) Post #ANtFcio1bzqg2ck0O0 by stux@mstdn.social
       2022-09-24T13:05:07Z
       
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       @realsimon hahahaha i think we only have a few tanks :blobcatgiggle:​Maybe even none and we lend them from Germany :catblush:​
       
 (DIR) Post #ANtFgPfmgoKBrNe9po by stux@mstdn.social
       2022-09-24T13:05:47Z
       
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       @realsimon We would plant Tulips everywhere and declade it the Netherlands 🌷
       
 (DIR) Post #ANtItKyJmMCcuIAbTM by gachihomo@mastodon.lol
       2022-09-24T13:41:45Z
       
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       @stux subtitle: Russians utterly confused about why dutch people have a 250mL tin of chocolate sprinkles for coffee
       
 (DIR) Post #ANtIwO6KbJufTsNAhc by gachihomo@mastodon.lol
       2022-09-24T13:42:18Z
       
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       @stux @realsimon we all know it would never be part of the Netherlands because Russia has elevation, the natural enemy of the Dutch
       
 (DIR) Post #ANtJAd4lioKHyjQtMG by stux@mstdn.social
       2022-09-24T13:43:58Z
       
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       @gachihomo @realsimon :blobcatgiggle:​ haha that's very true! But no issue since we'll just make everything flat so we can bike on it normally 🚲 🇳🇱
       
 (DIR) Post #ANtJBzY5eZgxxznUiu by stux@mstdn.social
       2022-09-24T13:44:29Z
       
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       @gachihomo So stunned they 'lose' the country in a day or two :blobcatgiggle:​
       
 (DIR) Post #ANtJtWk8781NMvBihk by gachihomo@mastodon.lol
       2022-09-24T13:51:59Z
       
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       @stux the Dutch returning to peaceful irrelevancy again: thank GOD
       
 (DIR) Post #ANtPS8b0Ns1eNrF7pI by trimethylpentan@norden.social
       2022-09-24T14:55:15Z
       
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       @stux Netherlands got a small exclave in the east...
       
 (DIR) Post #ANtT9GbYmZQTXOl9yi by trebach@mstdn.social
       2022-09-24T15:36:33Z
       
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       @stux Most anyone who was going to vote no in the election has either fled, been arrested/killed, or is going to be once they figure out who voted no
       
 (DIR) Post #ANtVFEoGZLVpcGg5Vw by grob@mstdn.social
       2022-09-24T16:00:06Z
       
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       @stuxWhy even vote? Historically rightful place and stuff! Is Moscow being renamed to Den Mosc or Russtrecht?
       
 (DIR) Post #ANtXi5st25HAEyj5xA by publius@mastodon.sdf.org
       2022-09-24T16:27:56Z
       
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       @stux For years I have said that, if Ivan of Muscovy had failed to convince the Qipchak Mongols to help him crush the rival state of Novgorod, Russia might have developed into a patchwork of loosely-affiliated city-states "like an enormous and horribly cold Netherlands".
       
 (DIR) Post #ANtby6MFRILE9wLfAO by MagicLike@mstdn.social
       2022-09-24T17:15:30Z
       
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       @stux @realsimon thx for that :flan_disappointed: