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 (DIR) Post #ANOOEJgCQipGaoh6LA by Nike@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
       2022-09-09T15:45:39.865299Z
       
       20 likes, 6 repeats
       
       Who was your first Skyrim wife? Mine was Aela. Certified Best Girl™️
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOOU58KHSqC6yMrK4 by Nike@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
       2022-09-09T15:48:30.365410Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @RealRaul if you're going RT, you have to poast yours
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOOXA6qEi8sPg8s1g by johnbudd1350@poa.st
       2022-09-09T15:49:04.943901Z
       
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       @Nike Lydia, now there's a good woman to carry my load(s).
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOOfI94F7OHeX3lT6 by professionalbigot69@poa.st
       2022-09-09T15:50:32.466583Z
       
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       @Nike THE DUNMER MAGE FROM THE MAGE'S COLLEGE IN WINTERHOLD
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOOkMEwRif9ngDtDc by Nike@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
       2022-09-09T15:51:27.101207Z
       
       9 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @johnbudd1350 >marries the first female character that's nice to youBased.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOOlJZXqlCTofJg1Y by elftummy@poa.st
       2022-09-09T15:51:38.047800Z
       
       5 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @Nike I gave Ysolda my mammoth tusk :devilish:
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOOrEPzvQd1ZKfjay by johnbudd1350@poa.st
       2022-09-09T15:52:42.580097Z
       
       5 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Nike Bruh this almost literally happened to me irl too. Brb having a crisis real quick
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOOsIqWwp4Hajar7A by mushroom_soup@poa.st
       2022-09-09T15:52:54.182734Z
       
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       @Nike mine was mjoll because she was unkillable so I could throw her into any situation and she'd be fine
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOOtjFOH7F3lJtx56 by askedfornopickles@poa.st
       2022-09-09T15:52:56.766756Z
       
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       @elftummy @Nike show your modlist.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOOxP1RPfYcC581zc by elftummy@poa.st
       2022-09-09T15:53:49.285591Z
       
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       @askedfornopickles @Nike I'm at work right now and I'm not sure I still have it installed at home. Remind me in about 6.5hr
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOP4u6qELAidUEPT6 by Nike@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
       2022-09-09T15:55:09.451493Z
       
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       @johnbudd1350 It's OK, King. You deserve that respect.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOP71jKronkqoFV9k by Terra_australis@poa.st
       2022-09-09T15:55:33.808732Z
       
       1 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @professionalbigot69 @Nike Brelyna
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOPJrevceFHNeJDnc by johnbudd1350@poa.st
       2022-09-09T15:57:52.726116Z
       
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       @Nike The two long term relationships I had were both with drop dead gorgeous women, but now that I think of it, they were both just the first very pretty girls to be nice to me. I literally "married Lydia" twice.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOPNlmlP0IyK1ptbs by Nike@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
       2022-09-09T15:58:34.440084Z
       
       4 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @mushroom_soup Utterly heartless and Machiavellian--woman moment.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOPWjFKDFvH3KT2gK by Nike@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
       2022-09-09T16:00:09.961079Z
       
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       @johnbudd1350 Sometimes it's as simple as that.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOPYAMqrTpFSRfoGm by mushroom_soup@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:00:27.657735Z
       
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       @Nike look my companions have to fend for themselves I can't babysit them
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOPmkWLF4Yddf49ZI by Nike@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
       2022-09-09T16:03:05.132138Z
       
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       @mushroom_soup I played the trad way and keep my wife safe in our home in Solitude, where she belongs.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOPo0hMZxii6Qp3Zo by Teuton_Cornelius@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:03:19.945362Z
       
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       @Nike I've never actually played Skyrim.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOPpj5737hW2mkWJM by KonataWagner1066@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:03:38.580043Z
       
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       @Nike Mine was Ysolda. I'm a man of simple tastes
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOPpyD6ng0exvbcMC by elftummy@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:03:40.954247Z
       
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       @mushroom_soup @Nike >not leaving wife at home so you have something to come back to after adventuring>or using .setav health 999999 so she can't ever dieNGMI
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOPrIc6QYj2XBvjhQ by RealRaul@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:03:54.838046Z
       
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       @Nike 😳
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOPtfQUa5mbrkd2Vk by Nike@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
       2022-09-09T16:04:20.326151Z
       
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       @Teuton_Cornelius If you have time for vidya, you genuinely should play it. You'll enjoy it.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOPx1HplGRmX8B3tQ by professionalbigot69@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:04:57.327796Z
       
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       @elftummy @mushroom_soup @Nike I just give them glitched enchantment weapons/armor because fuck shitty magic damage scaling on higher difficulties (have to make glitched potions as well)
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOPzdo1WESAZsU3Ye by PensiveCowboy@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:05:25.901813Z
       
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       @Teuton_Cornelius @Nike can't believe nike wants to make the sex with uthgerd the unbroken
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOPzsOhGg6hpfkXfE by Sigh@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:04:35.097716Z
       
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       @Nike Didn't really marry any of them, always found companion to get in the way and the game was already easy enough.They're also ugly as heck.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOQ0KR91AhanN6tMm by Nike@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
       2022-09-09T16:05:32.711156Z
       
       2 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @RealRaul Classic Raul
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOQ3mTLEtcAc9mfVA by johnbudd1350@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:06:10.980097Z
       
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       @Nike Well, until they leave. That's the downside of 9/10's, you gotta be on top of your game for years to keep 'em.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOQ70FmSPbUE0yf8C by Nike@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
       2022-09-09T16:06:45.307298Z
       
       5 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @PensiveCowboy @Teuton_Cornelius >UnbrokenNot for long 😈
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOQB18z5Z7Q92iFbk by RealRaul@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:07:28.697887Z
       
       9 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @Nike Something about ogre women
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOQBfSBDcEzAA0956 by monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:07:17.026710Z
       
       2 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Nike The vampire woman from the DLC
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOQCVjKr4rRIQQa2a by askedfornopickles@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:07:01.886558Z
       
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       @PensiveCowboy @Teuton_Cornelius @Nike is the unbroken referencing her hymen?
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOQNR66Q6Km75Hp1E by Constantine2nd@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:09:44.100700Z
       
       3 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Nike @mushroom_soup Same, she just works remote, reads OSB, and does racisms with me on the couch “Oh, yeah baby, niggers are the worst.  Do you want more potatoes?”
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOQPOcuZrTT1sZESO by TheEternalBungholio@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:10:05.391622Z
       
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       @RealRaul @Nike Never played, but goddamn, dem hips.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOQQNVaDirDqobk0G by Teuton_Cornelius@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:10:16.036529Z
       
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       @Nike I played the shit out of Morrowind, and bought Oblivion on release day, only to be bitterly disappointed with how much they had dumbed it down. I heard Skyrim was even more dumbed down than Oblivion, and I didn't have a PC that would do the graphics justice, so I never bothered.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOQRxLMTIuXHUZxg0 by PensiveCowboy@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:10:32.864953Z
       
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       @askedfornopickles @Teuton_Cornelius @Nike punching contest
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOQWHgYmb6nWqYfvU by Sigh@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:08:00.054107Z
       
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       @RealRaul @Nike This is how I would've used the marriage system lol.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOQX0WW4moSajCn1E by mushroom_soup@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:11:27.845759Z
       
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       @Nike I didn't marry anyone because my heart belonged to my unwilling dremora lord conjure
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOQaYVkASums2XHMG by PensiveCowboy@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:12:06.079795Z
       
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       @Teuton_Cornelius @Nike basically, it added some stuff, removed other stuff, a lot of good mods for it, been sold on practically everything a billion times in 3 or 4 different versions at this point, overall not a bad game
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOQfYEmc1XpTCz6xc by Nike@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
       2022-09-09T16:12:59.224004Z
       
       1 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @mushroom_soup Mental Illness
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOQgKqLte7KDcvnBQ by kaosktrl@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:13:09.003471Z
       
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       @mushroom_soup @Nike so the catboi got the boot ?
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOQmg1G4tM3dG3YFE by MeBigbrain@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:14:17.781439Z
       
       3 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Nike >nordic warrior goth gf who serves you loyally
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOQqAlUDsfzrBLWHw by memory@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:12:31.464236Z
       
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       @Teuton_Cornelius @Nike Even today you aren't missing much. Mods have fixed every aspect of Skyrim except the gameplay. It's only worth it if you plan on downloading 3000+ VR werewolf sex mods
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOQtym0kVK5p9PGs4 by Sigh@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:15:12.521901Z
       
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       @MeBigbrain @Nike More like lydia mac dead the moment I turn away
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOR0cIqgwncA0vncG by monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:16:15.510141Z
       
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       @MeBigbrain @Nike I always sacrificed her for one of the daedra quests
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOR5l8xFbQf1hktyy by Terra_australis@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:17:44.252979Z
       
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       @Nike carmilla or aela or ysolda idk can't rember like 12 years ago and it doesn't help that like  6 dozen playthroughs are blending together
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOR6xmXkL48VuqYxk by MeBigbrain@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:17:57.682819Z
       
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       @monsterislandcolonizer @Nike My thinking was that I wanted a ready companion at each of my houses, so sacrificing housecarls was never worth it. Better for some quest companion or a mercenary.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANORL6AbMAoWaCq956 by monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:19:45.954584Z
       
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       @MeBigbrain @Nike I never took companions except for the vampire woman. I always play a stealth build so the other options always blew my cover
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOS09LaRsnOJGYM2S by Weedle@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:27:56.129438Z
       
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       @Teuton_Cornelius @Nike Ordinator is a great skill tree mod that makes the perk system a lot more in-depth and play style defining. I think that and a few other QoL mods are really all you need to do to enjoy the game. Then whatever you want to add cause modding can be just as fun as playing imo
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOS3bu2jfVpk6JtSK by SK1ZM@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:28:18.535037Z
       
       3 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @Nike Mjoll the Lioness
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOSDfT0L8ebgwT6wa by Weedle@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:30:21.615675Z
       
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       @Teuton_Cornelius @Nike Oh and MCO, makes combat and stuff cool and not as spammy
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOSYrxx40AGXR3Nbs by Teuton_Cornelius@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:34:12.704073Z
       
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       @Weedle @Nike If you put together a modlist I'll give it a shot.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOSpS72RIFjHJD9Um by SMacPhadraig@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:11:43.342955Z
       
       2 likes, 1 repeats
       
       @RealRaul @Nike Never have I ever seen a poaster so damn based before today.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOTplzWd8AEsxPiF6 by Weedle@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:48:28.282273Z
       
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       @Teuton_Cornelius @Nike So for basicly what I would consider a vanilla+ modlist, you'll want the following:-Skyrim Script Extender-Unofficial Skyrim Special Edition Patch-SkyUI-Ordinator - Perks of Skyrim-Apocalypse - Magic of Skyrim-Summermyst - Enchantments of SkyrimAnd if you want to experience Vanilla Skyrim without it being a buggy mess and with a bit extra depth, that really all you need IMO. MCO is great but its a lot more effort and trouble shooting to get it off the ground, but if your having fun to start it and its requirements are a big recommend, people are currently porting Elden Ring movesets in to be used with it and they look great. Otherwise, I'd check out all the other mods that the guy who makes Ordinator and those as theyre (almost) all very well balanced and vanilla feeling.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOV0BbgLayHBEn4Rk by johnbudd1350@poa.st
       2022-09-09T17:01:33.476053Z
       
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       @Weedle @Teuton_Cornelius @Nike Don't forget the giant tiddies mod, it's essential for the plot
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOVG0hcelcFzk7AP2 by Weedle@poa.st
       2022-09-09T17:04:25.049189Z
       
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       @johnbudd1350 @Teuton_Cornelius @Nike If a request for a guide on how to apply fat fucking honkers comes in, I'll happily fill him in. Otherwise I will leave it to the joy of exploration.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOWKTiqnsDz6vNpxI by PorkCow@freespeechextremist.com
       2022-09-09T17:16:26.157963Z
       
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       @Nike Played a couple playthroughs with Argonian girls because I require a woman on screen at all times and because arsonist dinosaurs are metal AF. Married them off to Darkeethus because species mixing is gay and he sounds like Shredder.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOWPEii0cOY1uaOBs by nugger@poa.st
       2022-09-09T17:17:15.370895Z
       
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       @PorkCow @Nike THIS NIGGER PLAYS IN THIRD PERSON
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOaZ4imRH3NjPZAiO by protard@poa.st
       2022-09-09T17:14:50.895553Z
       
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       @mushroom_soup @Nike >marry mjoll>aerin follows her to any residence to live in the cuckshed
       
 (DIR) Post #ANOcix8zfJjj2FfIu0 by mushroom_soup@poa.st
       2022-09-09T18:28:04.958161Z
       
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       @Nike I remember there being another unkillable companion in the dragonborn expansion and being sad when I replaced mule with her
       
 (DIR) Post #ANP8NuCYbjNcMSL7ZI by Teuton_Cornelius@poa.st
       2022-09-10T00:22:50.030622Z
       
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       @Weedle @johnbudd1350 @Nike Well yeah, I had HGEC and BBB in my Oblivion modlist, I'm not a troglodyte.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANQOkHGnJUpOhZyHLs by Weedle@poa.st
       2022-09-10T15:00:52.606768Z
       
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       @Teuton_Cornelius @johnbudd1350 @Nike Very nice! If you need any help with anything else I'm happy to assist but Im sure that while the tools for getting things running for Oblivion be different the process is likely similar