Post ANDDwgNVZwl6SkPvpg by garlicmachine@linuxrocks.online
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(DIR) Post #ANCzRWHxdtpqpr4KQK by ocean@raru.re
2022-09-04T03:46:03Z
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I say "Whats up dude" as I pull up to you on the side of the road in my car with 1971's 20 minute prog epic "Tarkus" by ELP blasting from my stereo at max volume and I'm eating a stick of butter as if it's a candy barWhat do you do?
(DIR) Post #ANCzaMR7dsm8sxZNmi by ocean@raru.re
2022-09-04T03:47:39Z
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Also I'm wearing those weird-ass shoes that have the individual parts for your toes and I have a bottle of olive oil in the cup holder
(DIR) Post #ANCzzHzFK55EKCPwyO by epsi@vibewave.space
2022-09-04T03:50:19.587805Z
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@ocean oshy this is cursed
(DIR) Post #ANCzzIP7lrmdcSWcJE by ocean@raru.re
2022-09-04T03:52:09Z
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@epsi When you get into the passenger seat it's strangely damp, like not wet, but just slightly dampAnd I awkwardly say "m-make yourself at home" as I speed us off into the sunset
(DIR) Post #AND0TSdeHiWU31hcZM by epsi@vibewave.space
2022-09-04T03:54:25.720948Z
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@ocean W-why am I getting into this cursed car :blobcatfearful:
(DIR) Post #AND0TT2SnSN9HzJRFQ by ocean@raru.re
2022-09-04T03:57:37Z
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@epsi You obviously desire to listen to Tarkus with me *I offer you a swig of my olive oil, you partake and find that it's piping hot as a morning coffee would be*
(DIR) Post #AND0liH6t56nkvrbbE by epsi@vibewave.space
2022-09-04T03:59:33.292805Z
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@ocean :w_cry:
(DIR) Post #AND0lilb3jUlHU7x7Q by ocean@raru.re
2022-09-04T04:00:54Z
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@epsi Epsi hates Tarkus..
(DIR) Post #AND0tmM1bY8Ciy0ag4 by epsi@vibewave.space
2022-09-04T04:01:27.639203Z
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@ocean tarkus is the least of the issues oshy...
(DIR) Post #AND0tmnfwkFW6iwfmC by ocean@raru.re
2022-09-04T04:02:22Z
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@epsi In that case we can at least finish the song right
(DIR) Post #AND13keUmu6wLDP4Ge by ocean@raru.re
2022-09-04T04:04:05Z
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@epsi Ok good I was worriedWhen we arrive at our destination (The local dennys) I continue to blast Tarkus at the same volume as it was when we were driving (max) and we sit there in the Dennys parking lot with it absolutely blasting for the entire rest of the duration of the song (20 minutes) while the patrons look on at us in confusion
(DIR) Post #ANDDla12tRzdXqcHIm by Paradox@raru.re
2022-09-04T06:26:33Z
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@ocean I'm getting in happily but the butter eating is making me slightly nauseous.I love butter but not that much.
(DIR) Post #ANDDwgNVZwl6SkPvpg by garlicmachine@linuxrocks.online
2022-09-04T06:28:31Z
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@ocean @epsi I'm singing "Clear the battlefield and let me see / All the profit from our victory" as we walk into Denny's.
(DIR) Post #ANDEJVatq7Erg2Z6em by Daikonradish@varishangout.net
2022-09-04T06:32:44.367162Z
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@Paradox @ocean Butter's a must for French bread.
(DIR) Post #ANDFC8TZUgsBu8BZy4 by Paradox@raru.re
2022-09-04T06:42:35Z
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@Daikonradish @ocean On bread, yes. Not straight chunks of butter in your mouth, though.
(DIR) Post #ANDTXFWls0k7DKe0iu by Daikonradish@varishangout.net
2022-09-04T09:23:17.745935Z
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@Paradox @ocean Yes, the sticks could've been used in a recipe.
(DIR) Post #ANE8kb0aJIc9bTs8Cu by garlicmachine@linuxrocks.online
2022-09-04T06:41:30Z
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@ocean @epsi Damn now I've got that going through my head . . .
(DIR) Post #ANE8kbNcvd2ukweX7g by ocean@raru.re
2022-09-04T17:05:03Z
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@garlicmachine @epsi Everyone inside the eatery staring at us with distaste in their eyes after having been subjected to the entire song while trying to enjoy a nice meal