Post AMyRPtNEk0KttiNdAG by sapphire@shortstackran.ch
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(DIR) Post #AMyOV4w0sxm3L3QbOS by sapphire@shortstackran.ch
2022-08-28T02:46:12.694282Z
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great feelings you're not allowed to talk about: getting a clean pull on an ingrown hair
(DIR) Post #AMyOcaDoxVJUOwKtCy by elftummy@poa.st
2022-08-28T02:47:34.022783Z
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@sapphire great feelings you're not allowed to talk about:first piss after sex
(DIR) Post #AMyOj17ZrQOjZ7U2N6 by sapphire@shortstackran.ch
2022-08-28T02:48:43.858146Z
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@elftummy >nutte>take a piss>piss comes out in one streamthe only better piss related feeling is when you're super high and you piss like a racehorse for 2 solid minutesin the middle of the highway
(DIR) Post #AMyOxMEOAh4h5gVWue by elftummy@poa.st
2022-08-28T02:51:19.253134Z
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@sapphire My bladder capacity is at least 72floz
(DIR) Post #AMyOzVNB9a8G1SdvZw by HarryNuggets@poa.st
2022-08-28T02:51:32.999769Z
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@elftummy @sapphire Farting in a crowded room
(DIR) Post #AMyP1mycforbCQFK1A by nobu@poa.st
2022-08-28T02:52:07.453105Z
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@sapphire @elftummy Great feelings you're not allowed to talk about: when you pick the hangnail off clean
(DIR) Post #AMyP87P5dixEI1dzhA by sapphire@shortstackran.ch
2022-08-28T02:53:16.034921Z
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@elftummy ok so my roommate and his friend and I were doing a Tremors marathon (some other people were there but they were bitch made and fell asleep) and all of us had a touch of various intoxicants (read: we were all fuckin slapped) and I remarked that none of us had paid our piss dues to the highway out in front of the house since they'd repaved itso of course big dicking contest happens, I'm gonna pee on the highway WELL IM GONNA PEE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HIGHWAYand we turn around and my roommate is waddling out in the middle of the highway, dick floppin in the breeze, and I swear he left 2 gallons of piss on that double yellow line. Fucking brilliant.
(DIR) Post #AMyPD1wFO26mmtUlaC by sapphire@shortstackran.ch
2022-08-28T02:54:09.322402Z
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@nobu @elftummy I only get them on my big toe so I get them ingrown if I don't pick them off perfectly... So I have surgical grade tools to make sure I don't get that mild discomfort a month later
(DIR) Post #AMyPPN1goC0lfIvPm4 by elftummy@poa.st
2022-08-28T02:56:23.039931Z
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@sapphire That's basedI only know how much I've got because I was driving for, like, 12hr and had to pee but nothing was open.I was mad at the paki gas station who decided to close so I took an old 24oz coffee cup, filled with pee, and then flung the contents onto the buildingRepeat 2 more times24x3 = 72oz of pissI filled each one to the brim
(DIR) Post #AMyPTHYL6Hv7qe3uGO by sapphire@shortstackran.ch
2022-08-28T02:57:05.291389Z
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@elftummy imagine not just peeing on his wall, writing go home shitskin with your wang
(DIR) Post #AMyPTrecsOL7oZHR3o by Kirlia@poa.st
2022-08-28T02:57:11.943780Z
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@elftummy @sapphire WHAT
(DIR) Post #AMyPVO2zvPgiZNPE6C by sapphire@shortstackran.ch
2022-08-28T02:57:28.336553Z
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@Kirlia @elftummy HE SAID THE FIRST PISS AFTER SEX
(DIR) Post #AMyPWglPp6kiuInpRI by elftummy@poa.st
2022-08-28T02:57:42.401235Z
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@sapphire I assume at all times that I'm being recorded on cameraAs far as the cameras were concerned I threw water
(DIR) Post #AMyPZTJkGyPe4aBfpQ by elftummy@poa.st
2022-08-28T02:58:12.595089Z
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@Kirlia @sapphire virgin detectedsorry I'm not actually an incel
(DIR) Post #AMyPbQsKK8yF4sIV1s by Kirlia@poa.st
2022-08-28T02:58:33.981657Z
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@sapphire @elftummy
(DIR) Post #AMyPe0SezFVc1bWGEi by striderpod@poa.st
2022-08-28T02:59:01.904308Z
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@HarryNuggets @elftummy @sapphire Imagine the smell
(DIR) Post #AMyPijwvnwooGKw4bA by Kirlia@poa.st
2022-08-28T02:59:53.213439Z
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@elftummy @sapphire Incel is when you hate women or something and I literally RT anime girls so really i'm not a incel either
(DIR) Post #AMyQ15t2yrtJVps2XQ by sapphire@shortstackran.ch
2022-08-28T03:03:12.013495Z
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@Kirlia @elftummy FYI friend, incel is short for "involuntary celibate" and it means you can't get that pussy
(DIR) Post #AMyQ8Dd2axiTYBmUxE by hikari@shortstackran.ch
2022-08-28T03:04:29.386846Z
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@sapphire @Kirlia @elftummy when an incel says incel it means something different than when someone who hates incels says it lol
(DIR) Post #AMyQUcVcls6T5Pzgjg by Kirlia@poa.st
2022-08-28T03:08:32.397322Z
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@sapphire @elftummy what pussy when my area literally only has old or boomers though? i do not have a granny fetish.
(DIR) Post #AMyQUqTepyqgPNBJc8 by johnbudd1350@poa.st
2022-08-28T03:08:34.847330Z
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@elftummy @sapphire Least deranged poast user
(DIR) Post #AMyQXuxgcZlPBWgynY by sapphire@shortstackran.ch
2022-08-28T03:09:08.076253Z
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@Kirlia @elftummy sounds like you're celibate, but involuntarily 🤔
(DIR) Post #AMyQhAxsUWyfQLCEmu by Kirlia@poa.st
2022-08-28T03:10:48.547852Z
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@sapphire @elftummy what do these words mean lol
(DIR) Post #AMyQxS8OQHv1J8sNlI by sapphire@shortstackran.ch
2022-08-28T03:13:44.760850Z
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@Kirlia @elftummy "sounds like" an idiom for "it is my understanding""you're" a contraction of "you are""celibate" the state of not currently having sexual relations"but" used to introduce a phrase or clause contrasting with what has already been mentioned."involuntarily" against one's will, c.f. in, not, + voluntarily, by one's volition
(DIR) Post #AMyR28NfIIRpUUFfpQ by RoyalJohnny242@poa.st
2022-08-28T03:14:35.730072Z
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@elftummy @sapphire The best feeling is finding out a really antiwhite Antifa tier sheboon friend of a friend is now a heroin addicted living corpse
(DIR) Post #AMyR3dylIWNfmTK73w by glacierglider1@poa.st
2022-08-28T03:14:29.955544Z
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@Kirlia @sapphire @elftummy you aren’t looking hard enough
(DIR) Post #AMyRJUlzIFFBrVuI7s by Nirty_Digger@poa.st
2022-08-28T03:17:43.875321Z
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@sapphire great feelings you're not allowed to talk about: stealing machetes from Walmart
(DIR) Post #AMyRM6H4pomAkYgtRA by Kirlia@poa.st
2022-08-28T03:18:12.301746Z
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@sapphire @elftummy I think sex doesn't matter is why I never got a gf and maybe will never get this ever also am kinda a schizo because I do not trust anyone.
(DIR) Post #AMyRPtNEk0KttiNdAG by sapphire@shortstackran.ch
2022-08-28T03:18:53.073748Z
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@Nirty_Digger I talk about helping Walmart fulfill their shrink projections all the time lole
(DIR) Post #AMyS6cPzenWxlN2jjc by Vril_Oreilly@comfyboy.club
2022-08-28T03:26:36.287674Z
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@Kirlia @elftummy @sapphire fakecel detected :vomit: