Post AMm8SuXsbyK9NGZ6dk by Onecowstampede@poa.st
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(DIR) Post #AMm8BGRgRtKe5FFi64 by RustyCrab@kiwifarms.cc
2022-08-22T04:46:47.083967Z
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I JUST SAW A SPIDER ZOOM PASSED ME AND I NEED TO FIND AND SQUASH IT OR ITS GOING TO CRAWL UP MY BUTT TONIGHT
(DIR) Post #AMm8GBU2KDRK8rhObo by ruina@sleepy.cafe
2022-08-22T04:47:40.773941Z
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@RustyCrab ive dealt with the same situation a week ago god bless i hope u catcj him
(DIR) Post #AMm8ILUM65JbkesXi4 by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2022-08-22T04:48:04.786103Z
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@RustyCrab Did you know that on average eight spiders crawl up your butt every year? 🤔
(DIR) Post #AMm8Jy1oIFUhZNIfjs by RustyCrab@kiwifarms.cc
2022-08-22T04:48:19.091904Z
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@ruina I hope your butt remains uncrawled up
(DIR) Post #AMm8NfOlV4vKwsnjoO by ruina@sleepy.cafe
2022-08-22T04:49:01.237788Z
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@RustyCrab he went back to his web but there way a black one that tried taking my sink whom i crushed
(DIR) Post #AMm8O3lctjTGWjgKmG by Puking@kiwifarms.cc
2022-08-22T04:48:17.679692Z
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@RustyCrab It's going to lay eggs in your ass
(DIR) Post #AMm8O5DJWHDF0tdxZY by lina@eientei.org
2022-08-22T04:49:07.380618Z
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@Puking @RustyCrab
(DIR) Post #AMm8SRVOa86bJABDF2 by RustyCrab@kiwifarms.cc
2022-08-22T04:49:54.904339Z
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@Humpleupagus this average is skewed by spiders georg who's butt is basically a giant Santa bag full of spiders
(DIR) Post #AMm8SuXsbyK9NGZ6dk by Onecowstampede@poa.st
2022-08-22T04:50:00.210310Z
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@RustyCrab By far the most rational analysis, do you own a gun?
(DIR) Post #AMm8TocQ8HELHZ7WUa by ghoul@kiwifarms.cc
2022-08-22T04:49:03.639706Z
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@RustyCrab I bestow upon you the power of Arachnophobia John Goodman. Destroy the 8 legged evil!
(DIR) Post #AMm8Z5B5zcfe5Vqong by RustyCrab@kiwifarms.cc
2022-08-22T04:51:06.984918Z
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@Onecowstampede YES AND THIS IS A GOOD IDEA
(DIR) Post #AMm8tN0HQZV7AGSwb2 by EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st
2022-08-22T04:54:46.880240Z
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@lina @Puking @RustyCrab i cannot take the “russian laughter” seriously, every time i read it i can only hear uamee’s laught…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgM6rmNgnVE
(DIR) Post #AMm9LMqNcB5AmHBYBM by straw@socks.pinnoto.org
2022-08-22T04:59:50.195669Z
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@RustyCrab many such cases
(DIR) Post #AMm9Q2CLnnNMC6gg3E by wholemilk@social.linux.pizza
2022-08-22T05:00:26Z
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@RustyCrab Gay butt pirate spiders. 🕷️ 🤣
(DIR) Post #AMm9daoKQOrrJ8urrs by lina@eientei.org
2022-08-22T05:03:07.820137Z
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@EdBoatConnoisseur @Puking @RustyCrab i feel the same when i see "ajajajajajaja" tbh, i just can't read it as "ahahaha"
(DIR) Post #AMmAJyPN52PqelS2pE by special-boy@poa.st
2022-08-22T05:10:47.858754Z
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@Humpleupagus @RustyCrab Is this because of that one gay guy with a spider fetish?
(DIR) Post #AMmAR2NkhhNB0a3w6y by sarvo@novoa.nagoya
2022-08-22T05:12:02.938Z
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@lina@eientei.org @EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st @Puking@kiwifarms.cc @RustyCrab@kiwifarms.cc kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
(DIR) Post #AMmAZEsU83ni50LeXg by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2022-08-22T05:13:32.557724Z
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@special-boy @RustyCrab
(DIR) Post #AMmAtbSxr6q5vb7bc0 by meowski@fluf.club
2022-08-22T05:17:13.109171Z
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@RustyCrab RIP
(DIR) Post #AMmCxM6V78OFLiX0oC by special-boy@poa.st
2022-08-22T05:40:19.276908Z
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@Humpleupagus @RustyCrab 56 billion spiders per year.A small spider is like 1 mm^3Let's go with the monster can as proxy what goes in and out of gay men's buttholes regularly.I think that was a 500ml can.That is 500cm^3You can fit 1x10x10x10x500 very small spiders in such a can.500 000 spiders per thrust.56 billion spiders / 500 000 spiders= 112 000 thrusts.If we count a single spider going in and out several times each time the gay gets there over the course of a single visit to the local standard Fuckparty I would assume.If the can has to be filled with new spiders each time it will take way more mantime.
(DIR) Post #AMmEWLJAAGL0yFhWrI by DeezMistaReez@eveningzoo.club
2022-08-22T05:57:50.911888Z
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One tarantula every night. 365 gay tarantulas every year crawl up Big Mike's arsehole...
(DIR) Post #AMmFVKVHlndg8lS6Bk by AdolfoHitlero@eveningzoo.club
2022-08-22T06:07:02.393340Z
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Is this a bell curve, or do well get bummed equally🤔
(DIR) Post #AMmFVL0psUsNicDIMi by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2022-08-22T06:08:51.405821Z
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@AdolfoHitlero @RustyCrab There's just one really gay guy who likes spiders. He makes up for the rest of us.
(DIR) Post #AMmFzsMaRe3vqFwtaC by AdolfoHitlero@eveningzoo.club
2022-08-22T06:13:31.190094Z
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The anal spider problem is extremely left skewed?🤔