Post AMlbcu97ebfuXo8uem by meeper@outerheaven.club
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(DIR) Post #AMlbSkW2bXflmS1Jui by helene@p.helene.moe
2022-08-21T22:40:11.508827Z
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i would absolutely win a fight against five babies
(DIR) Post #AMlbXCO6v1K7NmQss4 by helene@p.helene.moe
2022-08-21T22:41:00.674962Z
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@chjara might not be so easy
(DIR) Post #AMlbYiBcB7BIIFJERc by helene@p.helene.moe
2022-08-21T22:41:16.947038Z
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@prouddegenerate have you ever seen babies??? they are absolutely looking for fights
(DIR) Post #AMlbZ2WuXe6FO5QWPo by that_one_weirdo@snug.moe
2022-08-21T22:41:14.747Z
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@helene@p.helene.moe Is that a threat?
(DIR) Post #AMlbZnwOGjPKQii29g by vriska@lizards.live
2022-08-21T22:41:28Z
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@helene how many 11 year olds do you think you could take at once
(DIR) Post #AMlbbtygnIURjUmhmq by helene@p.helene.moe
2022-08-21T22:41:51.672100Z
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@vriska vriska no
(DIR) Post #AMlbc3kWSp6G2SEX5s by mergan@pleroma.viridianpatriots.com
2022-08-21T22:41:38.083245Z
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@helene @chjara ??? Just use a spear
(DIR) Post #AMlbcu97ebfuXo8uem by meeper@outerheaven.club
2022-08-21T22:42:01.493312Z
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@chjara @helene 5 babies gonna shank ye in tje london alleyways
(DIR) Post #AMlbd5WDN5gNoc20g4 by helene@p.helene.moe
2022-08-21T22:42:04.372724Z
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@mergan @chjara okay but what if one of them gets behind you??
(DIR) Post #AMlbepxaBlkK8lfOKW by meeper@outerheaven.club
2022-08-21T22:42:23.074493Z
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@vriska @helene 1/3
(DIR) Post #AMlbx0LyHkIvaTjlfk by mergan@pleroma.viridianpatriots.com
2022-08-21T22:45:13.033327Z
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@helene @chjara Shoe knife :acat_yawn:
(DIR) Post #AMlbxycMDx3wUfrhXk by helene@p.helene.moe
2022-08-21T22:45:50.947093Z
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@Vampir001 i couldn't win, that'd be too much
(DIR) Post #AMlbzQ0tquZnkZ23ea by helene@p.helene.moe
2022-08-21T22:46:06.607655Z
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@mergan @chjara smart, smart... but what if they jump??
(DIR) Post #AMlc3Bb7OMzaCMllxI by awl@shitposter.club
2022-08-21T22:46:47.748120Z
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@vriska a question that belongs on the fediverse @helene
(DIR) Post #AMlc4ZF6xwULp18Paq by Rasp@raru.re
2022-08-21T22:47:00Z
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@helene this is where latte strats are more than viable just sit back in a recliner and enjoy your beverage of choice while your opponents tire themselves out trying to get up to you while you do literally nothing but sit back and sip a drink until they're too tired to continue.
(DIR) Post #AMlc4nZTh16AGElsHY by helene@p.helene.moe
2022-08-21T22:47:04.557390Z
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@chjara @mergan have you seen how far a baby can jump chjara
(DIR) Post #AMlc7hw36U6deMiRSC by realcaseyrollins@social.teci.world
2022-08-21T22:47:36.325109Z
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@helene honestly same
(DIR) Post #AMlc7iQXH8UbAuymyO by vriska@lizards.live
2022-08-21T22:47:34Z
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@awl @helene if anyone interprets this as meaning anything but "in a fight" thats on them
(DIR) Post #AMlc8RgiznBFY9tqxE by helene@p.helene.moe
2022-08-21T22:47:44.389990Z
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@prouddegenerate yes
(DIR) Post #AMlcDC1oe6k0Qi1qe8 by mergan@pleroma.viridianpatriots.com
2022-08-21T22:47:27.179053Z
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@helene @chjara Sorry that was me kicking one
(DIR) Post #AMlcF86aCdr8qFBLjk by socks@mas.to
2022-08-21T22:48:43Z
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@vriska @helene depends if they're weedy little nerds or those douchey shits whose mom takes them to hockey practice every week
(DIR) Post #AMlcWDjsVfWnEmiBVo by Rasp@raru.re
2022-08-21T22:52:00Z
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@helene Also known as the "Babysitting uncle" strat
(DIR) Post #AMldwJN2IIgIBe24Dw by cheru@fedi.absturztau.be
2022-08-21T22:49:13.684346Z
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@helene respectfully, nono you would notnobody can
(DIR) Post #AMldyLECMKTkWirmwS by helene@p.helene.moe
2022-08-21T23:08:19.497363Z
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@mergan @chjara powerful :acat_coming:
(DIR) Post #AMldzAhMzd7I9xuIzY by amd64sucks@wetdry.world
2022-08-21T23:05:37Z
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@helene i wouldn't
(DIR) Post #AMle90rOQVaMXhHvIu by helene@p.helene.moe
2022-08-21T23:10:11.672134Z
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@amd64sucks make them write rust and you'll win
(DIR) Post #AMleEKXyeu8R32k4rA by amd64sucks@wetdry.world
2022-08-21T23:11:03Z
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@helene i could win against 50 babies writing haskell
(DIR) Post #AMleGkBqI1YZ9pXWBE by helene@p.helene.moe
2022-08-21T23:11:39.081016Z
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@amd64sucks that's quite a big claim there i don't believe you
(DIR) Post #AMlePTYvTqTSC5V5lo by amd64sucks@wetdry.world
2022-08-21T23:13:03Z
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@helene gotta steal them monads first
(DIR) Post #AMlebdNennTQ7U1jt2 by socks@mas.to
2022-08-21T23:13:10Z
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@vriska @helene anyways I'd estimate I could take around 4 - 10