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 (DIR) Post #AMjfNhXMGNF8avZ5IO by fool@mastodon.technology
       2022-08-20T23:02:15Z
       
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       @breakfastgolem treasure it in the other direction:Tidy GregOrderly ChuckSpotless Lou
       
 (DIR) Post #AMjfNi3GLklQBsUZ1c by fool@mastodon.technology
       2022-08-20T23:02:42Z
       
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       @breakfastgolem I feel that the specific avoidance of alliteration is important here.
       
 (DIR) Post #AMjfNiZWPoZHnvaKJ6 by fool@mastodon.technology
       2022-08-20T23:04:43Z
       
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       @breakfastgolem Perhaps it's a matrix. the adjective describes the structure of the sandwich, with more chaotic words implying what kind of utensil you'll need to eat it, and the guy's name being a sort of code for the ingredients
       
 (DIR) Post #AMjfNiz2suz755Wi5g by fool@mastodon.technology
       2022-08-20T23:06:48Z
       
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       @breakfastgolem eureka! they said it couldn't be done, but here it as at last: a Neat Joe
       
 (DIR) Post #AMjfNjesNORfAp67I8 by fool@mastodon.technology
       2022-08-20T23:08:32Z
       
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       @breakfastgolem the Standard Model predicts the existence of a dozen more sandwiches which have not been observed in nature. so let's spend six billion dollars on a massive underground sandwich accelerator
       
 (DIR) Post #AMjfNkaIvsNm2vxynw by fool@mastodon.technology
       2022-08-20T23:12:57Z
       
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       @breakfastgolem by bombarding this assembly of cold cuts with hyper-energetic mayonnaise plasma, we predict that it will scatter exotic forms of lunch. they'll only exist for a few nanoseconds, but that's long enough for our instruments to measure some of their behavior. it will be of great scientific value if we can confirm or deny our predictions about the properties of anti-hoagies